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Superheroes being sexualized by the public edition

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Is that Montoya and Sawyer lusting after Raven x Starfire?
Fucking lesbians

>Men
>implying she wouldn't be swooning over a half naked hunk
Where did this meme that women don't appreciate eye candy come from?

Centuries of internalized misogyny. I'm not even kidding.

truth

technically she's being scoped by the other title character, but they're IN public...

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Or insane sex-negative feminism.

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But Starfire want you to lust after her. She wears revealing clothing because she wants the attention.

Who is this god of a man?

Source?

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Are we allowed to post edits?

Gotham Central Vol. 5: Dead Robin

i miss that rogue and that hairstyle

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Jesus Christ I know WW is supposed to be statuesque but that bosom is bonkers.

>attempting drama
>with Wonder Woman looking like that
my fucking sides

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I(t's Austin, what do you expect? In the same arc you had Lana Lang making a pass on Superman while saying she settle for less by staying with Peter Ross and that Lois doesn't deserve Superman.

But in the next page right there Wonder Woman laughs and tells Superboy that she loves Superman as a friend and that he'll understand that man and woman can be friends without any thing sexual between them once he mature a bit more.

Posting our queen of cheesecake.

The art in this run was way better than it had any right to be.

I mean, it's no Kingdom Come, but it has a very distinct look at feel. The colors pop on the page. Solid lines help move your gaze across the page, with colored lines to really draw the eye in.

TFW you's never go to a psychic spa with peej, sharing your innermost selves in an experience far more intimate than sex could ever be.

Nah. Women being prudes by nature and devoid of sexual urges is an idea that far predates feminism.

I thought it was because she's sun powered? Or because she's from a culture that doesn't give a shit about being prudish so that shit is standard going out clothes? Then again it doesn't look very comfortable. I never understood Starfire's clothing. How does what looks like a sling bikini hug her boobs like that? Especially since the whole thing looks like it's metal.

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>hilarious zepplin tits
>thong that lifts and separates
>cringingly bad "drama" presented with all the subtlety of a porn star

Didn't know Julius Zimmerman penciled for DC

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Yeah, that's kind of been the general idea since the dawn of mankind. Only in the last few decades has this idea of feminism gained any sort of traction. For most of human history, with a very few rare exceptions, women were traded like property and treated as such. It was perfectly legal, in fact it was even encouraged to beat your wife bloody if she talked back to you in any way. Women also frequently died or were irrevocably broken during childbirth so it was not uncommon for men to simply discard women after a child or 2 were born. Hell the concept of binary marriage for life only came about when the catholic church managed to reunite the christian world in the 10th century.

I'm not saying I am for or against it. It's far too complex of a subject to clearly define in binary terms. Its helpful to understand the history. It helps you understand the complexity and relative newness of the idea that women aren't property.

>plot twist: two separate sources of hair

>Lady, I don't think ANYONE should be watching this.
10/10

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user dropping truth bombs

How big is Hulk's puny Banner?

/aco/ did a pretty hilarious shop iirc

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0% chance someone at marvel doesn't have a shota fetish

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Dowry is a crazy concept and is still practiced in many parts of the world.

Imagine you are a reasonably well-off Roman bachelor in his late teens or early 20s in fall the year 75bc. Your family has some land and slaves but isn't part of the aristocracy by any means. You happen to be lucky enough to not have a prearranged marriage at birth. You might spend you days going from village to village looking for just the right sort of women for you. A pretty one, not thin, but one with voluptuous curves. Probably a farmer's daughter since they would be well fed and often came from good stock. You would just go door to door asking to see their daughters. Most women weren't allowed out of the house without a man so that was really the only way to get a good survey of who's who. When you finally found one that you liked, the father would have to pay YOU to take her. Sometimes a little money would go to the father to get the whole process started but by and large you would walk away with a new wife and a pile of gold. The woman had NO say int he matter.

Sounds like a pretty sweet deal. If it weren't for shit healthcare and lack of electricity going back to Roman times would be awesome.

Provided of course you could bring money from the present. And your money was worth something. And you didn't get killed for being a time traveler.

>thinking "shit healthcare" and poverty would be the only downsides to life in the Roman Empire

I often times fall asleep at night thinking about how I could go back in time and prevent the fall of rome by rapidly advancing technology. With just what I've learned so far I could go back and invent the steam engine, gunpowder, the blast furnace and antibiotics.

Listen here Bill Nye, you're a scientist not a historian so you can just fuck right off. Shitloads of money and magical perpetually good health would be all you would need to enjoy your life of decadence in the height of the Roman Empire.

Fuck off; you realize that hygiene, music, legal systems, and cuisine were all in their relative infancy, right? You live like a god compared to even wealthy Romans then

You meant to say Republic. By the height of the roman empire (say 200CE), you and I would both be slaves like some 75% of the population at the time.

Yeah, I'm going to agree with you on that point. Most people were eating weeds and sardines every day.

Slaves though

The idea would be going back with money. Also maybe a gun.

From what I understand, different chemical/hormonal compositions of the sexes lead to variances in style and frequency of sexual urges, with men being more prone to visual stimulation, a type of stimulation that is widely available.

So it could be considered, in relative terms, that women are more prudish.

>I'm not saying I am for or against it.
I'm not sure which part you're referring to here, but I'd imagine being against the idea of women as property is kind of a no-brainer?

An ongoing pattern in human development is that people often invented these pivotal history altering things much earlier than when they became the standard, but stupid reasons stopped them from catching on. Usually the reasons involved humans being stubborn assholes and not wanting to change the way they do things.

Like how it took a long ass time to get sailors to carry citrus fruits to stave off scurvy, or to get doctors and surgeons to wash their fucking hands, despite overwhelming evidence of their effectiveness. Basically, assuming you're not really lucky, your ideas probably wouldn't be listened to and you'd most likely be killed for starting shit.

>The idea would be going back with money
what money? if you have the funds to create artificial roman coinage to the extent of "wealth", you're well off enough here that you should have no reason to go back

Anyone who would provide the military with vast quantities of high quality steel will be listened to. For most of history, the steel making process was a closely guarded secret. With my knowledge of the blast furnace and the geography of Hispania (where europe's best iron comes from), I could setup shop and become influential with the senate as I take over the Roman steel industry.

Those fucking legs, man... fucking what the fuck?

And promptly achieve nothing because Rome's fall was due to centuries of internal crumbling, not lack of steel, guns or factories. If anything introducing these things would hasten the empire's collapse because it would instill large scale societal upheaval.

>you're well off enough here that you should have no reason to go back

What if you want to meet Jesus? Or just sit in the actual not time degraded Colosseum and see a bunch of dudes carve each other up like Christmas hams? Can't do that today even if you have a billion dollerydoos

The fall of the Roman Republic happened because the legions didn't have enough steel and Caesar had to go looking for it in Gaul.

Starfire was created in the 80s back when big hair and shiny things were good. Plus she's from a time when sci-fi tyrants was required to have one sex slave to show off his wealth and abundance.

Why are female villains so thirsty?

and pandamania was NEVER HEARD FROM AGAIN

also, whos a myly cryrus, big bro?

I really liked early rogue from the wolverine comics

X-23's not impressed face is the best part.

she was a hooker, it's canon that she's seen more cock than virtually any other marvel character

Was reading earlier this sexy little catfight between Rogue & Dazzler.

>she's seen more cock than virtually any other marvel character

Hercules has probably seen more himself. Who has that really old chart showing who everyone in Marvel has banged? I seem to recall the Wasp having an impressive number of notches on her bedpost.

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I need this chart; shit sounds hilarious and hot

because comics!

but i do feel you, when i draw boobs and clothes, i gotta have that shit be more realistic. blouses will always tuck into skirts, no matter how big i draw my tits, its just not right otherwise

what about hazmat, we can't see her face

what kind of tyrant worth his salt doesn't have sex slaves?

bumping for someone to post that chart

the best part of that chart (and I cant find it), is that it takes JLA vs. Avengers as canon, and includes Clint banging Black Canary

...isn't JLAvA canon? I thought it was supposed to be canon. Also, that's fucking hilarious SOMEBODY POST THE CHART

Everything is canon. Jorge Borges said th beginning and end of all stories is myth.

You're right. It should be more realistic. BMI index of 40 and tits dragging on the floor. That will really get the kids to buy the comic. You would not make it in marketing.

FOUND IT! It seems old, but this is the one

>Spidey
>Ben Grimm, J.Jonah
Nigga what?

They could have been such a good couple.

I didn't make this, but as per the legend at the top, it seems like Spidey had a romantic kiss with them at some point

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Plenty because writers are afraid to show tyrants with sex slaves. Comic books nowadays are sanitized and politically correct. We're living in times where Slave Leia bikini are being erased because people might be offended.

Starfire also can't be Starfire for the same reason, feminists are jealous of turbo sluts and their ability to feel confident in having sex with other men.

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>The outfits turn rainbow
ha

Weird, I call my dick "Peter's Spirits" as well.

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>With just what I've learned so far I could go back and invent the steam engine, gunpowder, the blast furnace and antibiotics.
Bullshit. You don't know how to create any of those things on your own with the resources available to the ROmans.

>Why are female villains so thirsty?
So virgin nerds can fantasize about banging them

That last panel actually causes me physical pain

You should get that checked out by a doctor, user.