Emoji Movie Trailer

It's out youtu.be/w3YsSveB_58

No.

>tfw it won't bomb

At least it captured my enthusiasm for it perfectly

Still waiting for the Meme Movie announcement.

2019 from Sony, not joking.

What did we do to deserve this?

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When this movie will be released Emojis will become uncool for the general masees.

I could use a nice bullet to the brain.

Porn when?

>joke at the end
So is the poop emoji actually a poop emoji? I thought they were going to change it

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>implying emojis were cool
>implying emojis are going to be uncool when they were for the longest time already

Sup Forums will go see it anyway and generate porn of one of the female emoji's.

>one of the female emoji's
>one

The voice actor sounds like he's suitably fed up with the role he's been given

it's not a matter of them being cool/uncool. They're emoticons, they don't contain the capacity for coolness/uncoolness.

I refuse to get cuckold by emoji porn.

Is that Steven Wright?

>>Our first movie
>>First

Imagine if the whole film is that aspec ratio.

It would be the perfect topping on this cake of pure garbage

Fuck, replied to the wrong post

500 million in the Chinese market alone

tucker's expression is the best reaction to everything

I can't wait for articles saying how this film has the first talking poop.

Why is poop on there twice?

Not if Trump keeps tweeting about China.

Does anyone remember when movies were not based on shitty pop culture icons?

No.

>really makes you think emoji twice
really makes you think

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That was before Hollywood found out to hound people's likes from the internet.

I would genuinely be impressed with their dedication.

It would likley be way cheaper than full screen.

Is that Steven Wright?

>character says, "this is such a load of--"
>camera pans to the poop emoji

C O M E D Y
O
M
E
D
Y

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You know, there's a reason why I respect Disney animated films...they at least don't try not almost swear.

HAHAHA THE MEH EMOJI ACTS BORED WE HAVE ACHIEVED TRUE COMEDIC PERFECTION

This could work as a SNL parody rather than an actual movie.

>heart eye emoji and face with tears of joy emoji aren't in the trailer
Are they saving the worst for last?

We really need world war III

>Hey, people laughed at that sloth bit in Zootopia.
>Maybe we can have a character who talks really slow too!

>Pepe and Momiji are the bad guys

Not happening because of the MAD threat

everything about this movie is seriously giving me a fucking depression. It's just an embodiment of shit that the popular culture has became.

Kill me, Pete

It'll just be another of those Sony movies people don't want to remember happened.

Why was this made?

We have strayed too far from God's light.

I really really hope they were being intentional with using that reaction to the trailer but I know in my heart realistically, they were being "ironic"

>except with none of the physical comedy

Bravo Sony

Sony should adapt KissxSis

Well at the very least, we know it's just Sony being retarded

why is his face so long

>80% of the cinema screen is black
It'd be hilarious and absolutely awful at the same time.

Oh thank god

Pete kill me

>Let's make Wreck-It-Ralph except let's get rid of everything that made it good.

Let me guess, yuri incest?

A huge part of me is praying for Ghost in the Shell to flop so we get no more live action adaptations of anime.

They did say that they are working on an Apple Cinematic Universe which MIGHT one day become the Mobile Cinematic Multiverse

Twins try to fuck their new NBR otouto.

I bet he won't even be allowed in the Nicktoons movie

>NBR otouto.

Say again?

they ate up zootopia , they'll ate up emojis.

Not blood related brother

otouto means little brother, and NBR is a populist Radio Station aimed at Hipster idiots

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I unironically love ancap ball

Really?

I can see they're as excited at the prospect as I am.

>About to say Shit
>Poop emoji is offended
So is calling a poop person a shit like calling a black person a nigger?

Eh. Just a silly kids movie I won't see. Nothing major.

Oh, forgot I was on Sup Forums sorry;

RRRRREEEEEEEE, this movie is made for cucks and normies!!!1! bleh! it sucks! if hitler was alive he would of hated this! fucking nigger jews making things i dont like! this is all because

Wreck it Ralph wasn't good either

*because of the sjws and tumblr! trump will make this movie lllegal! REEEEEE

it was the only good movie of the current disney.

Cited for incredibly inflammable posts stored next to open, simmering passive aggression

>they order special vertical screens for the movie

Forgot one more thing:

this movie reeks of fucking le rebbit, X-D and everyone who lieks this movie is a fucking shillary voting JUST cuck faggot!!!

I spend a lot of time lurking Sup Forums, as one can infer.

Jesus, does it really look like that?

>0:00

Oh boy, not a single second in and the product placement's in full force already.

Kill me, Pete.

I'm just waiting for them to find a way to sneak product placements into a trailer before the 0:00 mark without somehow using youtube ads.

If :^) doesn't make an appearance, I'm going to riot

God has forsaken us

>It's shaped like a cell phone

I work retail. The amount of emoji merch we sell (not just stock, that people buy) is sickening.

Not as exaggerated, but Sup Forums is pretty cancerous. It's one of the more "true" Sup Forums boards that haven't been corrupted by level-headed peopl- I MEAN, UH, normies. It is where Baneposting, JUSTposting and WE WUZ KINGZ originated.

A lot of the threads have not-so-subtle Hitler worship and almost all of them are new-age white supremacists who will use racial slurs to describe actors. Don't even tell them if you have no problem with interracial relationships, they'll call you a cuck on a good day, a race-traitor on a bad one. There's a lot of spam on the catalog where people post interracial porn in the OP, I don't know why.

Then there's Reddit, which is to Sup Forums what Tumblr is to Sup Forums, only much worse. Everything or person who doesn't believe in Nazism or that White Genocide is real, doesn't care about race and is generally a decent person is given "GO BACK TO LE REBBIT!" There was even one thread I was in where a random user, after being in a secluded argument with another user, started replying to every user in the thread and calling them "reddit," and telling them to go back there, myself included. I have no idea what was going on, I think he was either a middle schooler who was upset irl, or he was someone having an emotional breakdown.

I don't even want to talk about the "cunny" and "uncle user" threads. Nothing illegal there (or rather, I've stay away from those threads, so I wouldn't know), but I'd be surprised if the FBI wasn't watching that board 24/7.

out of curiousity

what other merch you're sick of?

As much as Sup Forums is constantly telling people to check their privilege.

Take it with a grain of salt.

>Momiji

Who? I'm sure you don't mean the goddess from that comedy anime.

Sup Forums here.

Anyone who says normie is a fucking Normalfag. Go back to Tumblr/GAIA/Wherever you came from.

>GAIA
Is that still a thing?

Will we see emoji porn?

Minions were really bad last year. The amount of soda people buy regularly is crazy. People fall for the extended warranty meme for their $20 blender all the time. And I have no clue what the hell a Hatchanimal or whatever is but people go apeshit over it and Paw Patrol merch.

>Hatchanimal

ah.. looks like some hybrid of kinder surprise,furby and bind bag.

Awooo from 2hu

What do you think?

Kill me,pete.