I'm ok

>I'm ok
>*takes two steps*
>*faints*

>I'm OP
>sucks two dicks
>*faints*

>What's plan B?
>This is plan B!

>I'm hacking into the mainframe database
>Um, in English doc?

>beat the killer
>run away and let the killer recover
>dundundun killer reappears

>It's quiet. Too quiet.

>I'm black but not a nigger
>*takes two steps*
>*robs a store*

Kek

>*radio static*
>"Oh God...they're everywhere! No! No!,..AAHHHHHHH!!!" *sound of gunshots*
>*radio static*

>wait, if you're here, then that means...
>oh boy

>and your other gun!

>urban environment
>protagonist is chasing down antagonist through a crowded city street
>pedestrians flying left and right into trash cans and curbs

lmao I thought about that one too

>character falls
>"I'm OKAAAAY"

>protagonist gets held up
>"I ALREADY TOLD YOU I'M NOT AN UNDERCOVER COP!"
>Police badge falls from his jacket onto the floor

>bad guy laughs
>henchmen start laughing
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LAUGHING AT

>Lead an undercover cop on a chase through a metal detector / x-ray device
>he forgets he's carrying
>"HE'S GOT A GUN!"

...

>now, where were we?

>character about to put benis in vagina
>interrupt

>anonymous user on an American image board posts a funny movie trope
>he doesn’t include a cartoon frog image in his post

>protagonist appears to eye a woman from across the bar
>He starts walking in her direction
>He was actually eyeing the guy behind her

>We're not so different, you and I

>three meme arrows

>he's behind me, isn't he

>user posts in a movie tropes thread
>gets dubs

>it's not what it looks like

>the question isn’t where, but WHEN!

I used this once IRL and it worked.

>well isn't that the question of the day

>"you okay? you don't look too good"
>"'m *COUGH COUGH COUGH* fine *leans on wall*
>"Oh okay then!"

>pokes pen through paper
This echo chamber is driving me insane but I can't leave.

>Oh come on!
>*punches bad guy in the face*

>Character takes a really bad beating
>"Are you okay?"
>"Never been better"

>In English, please.

>"you should see the other guy!"

>*light cough*
>"Are you okay?"

>user can't think of a trope to contribute with and instead opts for babby's first meta post

>regular person character being chased by bad guys
>character always manages to find guns everywhere to defend themselves

i live in the US and have never even seen one IRL that wasn't on a cops belt

>movie is in england
>character talks american with a faggy accent

Literally never happened

>character gets a small taste of the high life
>"I could get used to this!"

>I've grown accustomed to a...certain lifestyle

>i ran once, I'm not running again