>I'm ok
>*takes two steps*
>*faints*
I'm ok
>I'm OP
>sucks two dicks
>*faints*
>What's plan B?
>This is plan B!
>I'm hacking into the mainframe database
>Um, in English doc?
>beat the killer
>run away and let the killer recover
>dundundun killer reappears
>It's quiet. Too quiet.
>I'm black but not a nigger
>*takes two steps*
>*robs a store*
Kek
>*radio static*
>"Oh God...they're everywhere! No! No!,..AAHHHHHHH!!!" *sound of gunshots*
>*radio static*
>wait, if you're here, then that means...
>oh boy
>and your other gun!
>urban environment
>protagonist is chasing down antagonist through a crowded city street
>pedestrians flying left and right into trash cans and curbs
lmao I thought about that one too
>character falls
>"I'm OKAAAAY"
>protagonist gets held up
>"I ALREADY TOLD YOU I'M NOT AN UNDERCOVER COP!"
>Police badge falls from his jacket onto the floor
>bad guy laughs
>henchmen start laughing
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LAUGHING AT
>Lead an undercover cop on a chase through a metal detector / x-ray device
>he forgets he's carrying
>"HE'S GOT A GUN!"
...
>now, where were we?
>character about to put benis in vagina
>interrupt
>anonymous user on an American image board posts a funny movie trope
>he doesn’t include a cartoon frog image in his post
>protagonist appears to eye a woman from across the bar
>He starts walking in her direction
>He was actually eyeing the guy behind her
>We're not so different, you and I
>three meme arrows
>he's behind me, isn't he
>user posts in a movie tropes thread
>gets dubs
>it's not what it looks like
>the question isn’t where, but WHEN!
I used this once IRL and it worked.
>well isn't that the question of the day
>"you okay? you don't look too good"
>"'m *COUGH COUGH COUGH* fine *leans on wall*
>"Oh okay then!"
>pokes pen through paper
This echo chamber is driving me insane but I can't leave.
>Oh come on!
>*punches bad guy in the face*
>Character takes a really bad beating
>"Are you okay?"
>"Never been better"
>In English, please.
>"you should see the other guy!"
>*light cough*
>"Are you okay?"
>user can't think of a trope to contribute with and instead opts for babby's first meta post
>regular person character being chased by bad guys
>character always manages to find guns everywhere to defend themselves
i live in the US and have never even seen one IRL that wasn't on a cops belt
>movie is in england
>character talks american with a faggy accent
Literally never happened
>character gets a small taste of the high life
>"I could get used to this!"
>I've grown accustomed to a...certain lifestyle
>i ran once, I'm not running again