Justice League VS Suicide Squad #1 Storytime

youtube.com/watch?v=Go5HtnLZ2h0

WHAT ARE WE
SOME KIND OF

Wow I've never been this early in a story time

Actually gonna check this out because of the low price.

SU SA SKWA

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I bought it up, but I already read the 14 page preview plus one of the unreleased spreads was the title and credits and the other was one of the pages they already released as promo art(the villains shot). So it's a waste of money besides the art imo

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>one of the unreleased spreads was the title and credits
t. forgot to browse CBR or Newsarama

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Wow, this didn"t take long to get to the meat

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oh man

HOLY SHIT IS THAT CHECKMATE's CASTLE?

oh geez

oh lord

I feel like this would've been better if it wasn't spoiled in every book last week

Wait, who the hell is Max Lord?

>You know who she is
I don't know if I hate this or love this

Based

Get out

Support the official release, kids!

Batman: Cyborg: Green Lanterns: Superman:

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No really who is that guy? Never heard of him? What did he do of note?

>a ritual sacrifice to their god
So their "God" is Manhattan, right?
BTW thanks a lot for the storytime OP.

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Use google fag.

Did they just mirror Jess for Wondy? Their hands look similar

CAn't find anything, does he even exist?

Used to be in charge of the JLI, was revealed to have been a psychic mastermind who played a major role in Infinite Crisis.

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I thought that was Ted Kord, who then killed himself?
how are you all not getting the joke

Son of a bitch killed Based Ted Kord.

oh, its a generation lost joke

(You)

Isnt emerald empress a Legion villain?

It's been long enough, man. I know not too many people get into the hobby anew but with Rebirth I couldn't be sure.

Which is why we are probably going to get a few Rebirth wave 2 hints in this mini*

*plus all that synergy

And Saturn Girl is also here in the present.

Fuck, just remembered about the nosebleed, I stand corrected.

Diana neck snap soon..

I mean I know Saturn Girl has had 2 appearances so far but then why would Emerald Empress be here in the past having a grudge against waller? I guessis right with synergy and hints in the next issues. plus Killer Frost is quite cute, glad shes going to be in the JLA

>How can we ensure any kind of justice if criminals are being given a hall pass?
It's a punitive justice system. The point is to pay for your crimes. The suicide squad conforms to that system, ass-hat.

>THEY ARE SAVING THE WORLD AND SAVING PEOPLE
>WE CAN'T HAVE THAT!

Woah, the Justice League sucks

It's a shame Superbro isn't around anymore.

They could've had him do it, for MUH SYNERGIES.

>revealed

More like retconned.

>Supervillains running around the world with no moral code who could kill civilians in the crossfire.

JUSTICE LEAGUE ARE FULL OF NAZIS

They know Waller is ruthless.

That Squid seems...familiar...

But is she unnecessary in their world?

Actually their problems with the situation seem to be it's literally creating criminal connections and shorting sentences without any sort of emphasis on rehabilitation.

Wonder where Eclipso will fit into all of this.

Did anybody ask for this? Why is it even a thing?

Who in any mind, right or wrong, would trust Lobo (outside of bounties) or Johnny Sorrow to do god damn anything?

Also what happened to pretty boy Lobo that everyone hated?

>SYNERGY
Though even so, more people will be in it for Maxwell Lord and his team.

Suicide Squad was the biggest movie of 2016 (for all it's many faults). Justice League is on the way. DC would be stupid not to. You know they're a commercial company who's aim is to make money right?

>Why is it even a thing?
Capitalism.

>fun Arkham memories

That's some Badh-news-ia for Badhnisia

Welp, better call Orm to sink New Orleans.

Finally, Boomerang's profile isn't just -Australian-. That shit got old fast.

Eighth biggest. Ninth, maybe

Enchantress proves that wizards are shittiest characters in comics.
>HELP!
>can't do, I'm still exhausted

Brother Eye?

This is retarded. Every single member of the JL, except Batman, can solo the Skwad.

>if i discovered Black Manta was a part of something like this
Nobody tell Aquaman, Black Manta was at one point.

those titties are bigger than Margot's

Probably Max controlling them.
Wonder how will Batman get Lobo on JLA, though.

I kinda liked this issue. I'll be curious to see if they have an explanation for two Lobos
I hope it has to do with his retardedly powerful regeneration factor

Wasn't Johnny Sorrow already being controlled by eldritch horrors?

Eh, the Squad isn't THAT much of a joke. Even if it is missing core competent/power members from the old days like Bronze Tiger and Count Vertigo, it does still have very dangerous members like Deadshot (when he isn't being all shot-pulling and deathwishy), Enchantress, and even El Diablo (definitely the best new OC member of the new Squad era).

This is pretty hilariously one-sided, though, barring some truly hax Enchantress bullshit, particularly since the JL doesn't have Zatanna with them.

And just about everything ww has is bigger than Gadot's.

Ah the MCUfags have arrived.

Hard to hax when Flash can knock you out before you think to blink.

Enchantress is knocked out and there's no reason why Superman, Flash, or Wonder Woman can't just speedblitz her and the whole team.

Well, Flash and Superman (and Wonder Woman to a slightly lesser extent) are in special bullshit leagues of their own.

You think to blink?

>I love this world
>but something has happened
>there has been a change
I-Is Lord actually talking about Manhattan and pre-Flashpoint here? That's almost the same way Wally started off the Rebirth oneshot.
>we can finish something I started a long time ago
Is he talking about something he did in the New-52 or.....pre-Flashpoint. Does he remember as well?

I don't get the joke.