You're going to be spending a choco-LOT of time behind candy BARS

>you're going to be spending a choco-LOT of time behind candy BARS
i love you xandir please exist

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>you will never have more arms than the wackiest god in all of india

Their Mickey Mouse bit I think will always be one of the most clever things I've seen on tv.

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Did they do a mickey mouse thing? I thought that was south park?

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Their Mickey Mouse was a shadowy Darth Vader like figure with his ears who was systematically censoring outdated offensive cartoons.

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>Drawn together commercials before the show came out
>See qt tan girl in a midriff and loin cloth flash by
>"She's cute. Wonder what she's about"
>Show comes out

>And then...

This show was great. Too bad the movie sucked.

Xandir was my first femboi fap, but certainly not my last

>Oh my god! It's M---ey Mouse!
>I should have known you were behind this, Mickey M--se!

This show had fantastic writing when it wanted to.

>You will never be TOOTED like Xandir on the fat camp, with the delicious curves of Toot above your wet body.

>"And they cause fits of rage."

Hahaha dude
middle 2000's show dude
with college stuff and jewish standars dude hahaha
before the crisis and the half-negro president dude
i miss the newgrounds atmosphere dude
americans stereotypes are funny dude
now the dude who made that reality show is the new president dude
new jersey dude

>Those cartoons you like are racist
Fuck off tumblr this is patriarchy lamd

Calm down dude
Just imagine if Drawn Together was a sitcom who take place on the 80's, what it would looks like?

>Xander
Patrician taste confirmed.

I hate this fucking site.

true patricians know Wooldoor is the only good choice.

If I wanted to masturbate to Spongebob, I'd masturbate to Spongebob. There's enough porn of him out there.

>now we will make like a public school graduation because we are going nowhere!

but he's not a sponge, he's a yellow wacky whatchamacallit.

>Fits of rage?! I'll show YOU fits of rage!

Lemon-AIDS Walk

This show is comfy or just the pleasure of watching some illogical retarded madness where everything is cynical and just for fun?

A Very Special Drawn Together is the GOAT

Sarah Jessica Parker's looking pretty good these days.

Dunno why she's letting Matthew Broderick sit on her like that, though.

What episode is this from? Is it from the movie?

Is this show as incredibly humorous as I remember it being, or am I seeing the past through rose-tinted glasses?

Breakfast food killer

Just rewatch it, for me it's like watching a twisted b movie, it's so voluntary bad that it finally became good and some of jokes are pretty cool.
well it suffers from some unfunny moments, often a problem of plots, one could plot could be good but the another one disappointing.

concerning the movie, for me it was just meh, i enjoyed some moments but it could be better.

Xandir is my waifu.

What shows are similar?

I loved drawn together..

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I dunno, it's pretty unique. It sticks it to everything equally instead of pulling punches. They make a lot of jew jokes and black jokes.
actually they don't make a lot of women jokes, but that's okay, they make pedophile jokes

Drawn Together was also the first appearance of Superior Spider-Man
It's Xander

Now that i think about it, odd that no one has done a fanmade Legend of Xandir game yet

I wish there was more porn of this show, especially of Xandir. Fanfics too.

nobody made fanmade games about this show anyway.
it has potential.

yes.

>I'm SO telling mom

Golan the Insatiable, done by the same creative team, but made for FOX

Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt was directly inspired by DT

Its super crass and gross out, but all of that is lined with extremely clever or subtle jokes that become even better because of their surrounding atmosphere

I think a big part of what made this show work was that it fully acknowledged itself as a cartoon, and used that to its advantage.

I agree.

SEGUIMOS GANANDO

Wish Ling-Ling had gotten more screentime
Generally if he wasn't the focus OF a plot-line, he'd only pop up briefly if at all

Now is the time, now is the best time of your life

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>This show is comfy or just the pleasure of watching some illogical retarded madness where everything is cynical and just for fun?

Cartoons are supposed to be goofy and off the wall. This cartoon is goofy and off the wall. How about that?

Maybe YOU won't.

I want to know who wrote particular jokes
>great, now my kids can entertain kids, annoy adults, AND funny third thing!

>she looks like a little girl in a pretzel store
>little girl in a pretzel store?
>yeah, she's about to be a-salted

>what comes after asphyxiseven? asphyxiate!

>mystery solvin' badge? if you gots a badge that can solve mysteries, whatcha need a foxxy for?

The highs were really high, the lowers were really low. It's not as consistent as South Park but I think its best jokes are better than the best south park shit and I can see why Trey felt threatened by it. It didn't rely on being up to date, voice of a generation, taking the piss out of whatever celebrity or popular television show airing at the time.

I thought it was Mystery Solving License.

>Pinecest

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>I'll always remember you quackers
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I guess I can do some .webms
any ideas?
let me know the episode if you can, and whether or not you want subtitles.
my season 3 is a nicer quality than seasons 1 or 2
pic unrelated, best clara joke

The episode with captain hero's parents, Where he dresses like a slut and is raped at a frat house

the scene where clara says she knows how to get information out of Waldoor, produces a pan of muffins, and then it cuts to her beating him upside the head with the pan of muffins

I believe it was in the Xander gay bash episode

First one

and with subs

That scene rapid-fires some of my favourite lines in the space of a minute or so
>Now they tell you in the boy-scouts if you get lost, stay in one place and wait for them to find you.
>Stay in one place? I prefer MY boy-scouts to move around a little.

>We supposed to not move until somebody come help us? That's burn victim talk!

>Alright Hero, let's not do anything you're going to regret. Because if you WANNA do something you're going to regret, THERE'S 220 POUNDS OF IT RIIIGHT HERE!

pftahahahahahahaha

dat news paper

man they should slow this show down

its hard to catch all the jokes

>ResultsmayvarytheremaynotbemuchtoliveforTootisfat CALL NOW

hows this?
sorry they're taking long, i have to play with the crf values to get them under 3mb sometimes

I remember one episode where they were talking about showers and the subject of shampoo came up and they started talking about Prell, and everyone was laughing at Ling Ling because he couldn't pronounce it.

> P ... Plerr??

Tara, cree, carolla, this show is stacked with talent.
And there was a thread here a few months ago that said to treat Hero like a crazed lunatic in each episode. That is how he is written, and it just makes sense when you watch it.

the best part about this show is that the cartoon character actually behave like cartoons. They distort their faces, do illogical shit just for the sake of it. It reminds me of bugs bunny more than south park if that makes sense.

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Always cracked me up how his voice raises like 3 octaves or he bursts into tears at the drop of a hat. He had great voice work.

>You know that kid I've been fucking with?
>Ah, yeah, you mean YOU?
>Yes, it turns out he's unstable! WHY ARE YOU LOOKIN AT ME?!?
>Ah, because you're TALKING to me.
>Then WHY WON'T YOU LISTEN

Remember kids, never mess with the emotions of a dangerous lunatic

could you shorten it to her saying "Luckily I know his only weakness" to when she says "You lousy lying piece of shit?"

>Distort their faces
Just noticed recently that Clara does this when she imitates Wooldoor
>You mean...we have to k-k-k-kill Live Action Cow?
>No, YOU have to k-k-k-kill Live Action Cow

Hows this now?

the Wooldoor Sockbats Giggly episode, and Lost In Parking Space are some of the quickest and best written episodes of anything. Joke on joke on joke
>is it about the hero shield?
and that one wienermobile scene where Toot is so hungry she imagines it as a chicken. god damn that episode is 11/10, maybe one or two lame jokes and the rest are perfect


Sure will do it in a minute

that was way too big, here it is smaller

I like how they do things like
>that's a little girl, not a goat!
>she starts chewing on hair
>"daaaaaaad"

Could I get one of Toot's 'sexy' pan-up at about 4:50 in 301-Greeks and Freaks?

Along with the Terminator episode, the Mexico one was a top favorite

>"Despacho, looks like we've got ourselves an uno dos tres with a possible quatro"


>"WELL, for killing the most BEAUTIFUL woman in all of Mexico next to Edward James Olmos, I'd say...FIVE HUNDRED BILLION PESOS!"
>"But that almost Twelve American Dollars!"

hows this?

Its short, so I decided to double the size, and I think it looks pretty good for being upscaled

I keep forgetting how much shit cartoons got away with before Obama became president

I want to go back...

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>shut your fucking face, my sweet
I want a girl like Clara, she's so nice.

>Trump elected President
>Dave Chappelle hosts following SNL
Yea, we're at least making that definite U-turn.

>My first naughty prank! I've never felt so ALIIIIVE!
>So after I took a grunt in the sink...
>Why should I apologize? It's not like I made her black.

Truly the best and purest princess.

oh dear god

I never noticed the blood on Captain Hero's mouth, did he eat the hero shield?

Toot was badass sometimes.

That webm misses the part where she crawls up and has a third arm

>that's a matrix reference episode.

Captain Hero had very little character in the first season and then he was suddenly;y the main character in 2 and 3, and I think it was basically totally because of Harnell's talent.

That said, he also became the catch all "whacky psychosis of the week" character and that kind of sucked. But his voice work was amazing, no question.