Gwenpool storytime, in which robots

Gwenpool storytime, in which robots

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Ruined already.

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>Gurihiru draws an old fat squirrel girl
>still better than SG in her main book
why can't we have squirrel girl look cute
also i apparently have a thing for grannies. this is gonna make christmas dinner weird

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Gwen you really are delusional.

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Cecil, why do you bother. You're a ghost. You're intangible.

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Trust me Gwen, you don't want the Champions involved.

In anything.

Ever.

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They had minions this whole time!?

Clever. Asking for a name allows her to massively increase the cop's survival chance. Asking for her FULL name would have been better though.

>Champions
>JUST
Can´t believe I fell for that.

Old Lady Doreen is cute, CUTE

Suddenly this cover back when the solicit came out made sense.

But they'll need to wrap this up in one issue, right? Arcade is showing up to do his thing in February.

>They had minions this whole time!?
Well when you don't have doombots, you had to have low paid employees doing the housework in the base.

Oh my.

I really like Cecils design.

>Squirrel Girl popping out of the blue with a convoluted plot to defeat someone that is out of her league
I like this.

qt 3:14 officer right there.

>Gwenpig
YES!

They all are going to die.

>"Stop having evil plans to create Doom-ternate realities!"
>"No."
I really, really want Hastings on Squirrel Girl. It'd be so much better.

Wait, did Gwen just try to make a deal with the cop asking her name as an assurance to the cop that they will meet again despite the cop not believing they are in a story and thus having no reason to believe that Gwen simply knowing her name would mean they would meet again?

No, the cop probably just thinks she's crazy. But Gwen was right that the flying doombot shooting lasers is still the higher priority.

Suddenly this cover... Yeah, what he said.

"Goddamn it.. I forgot to make the aliens look evil... Well, that should do it. Now they have clearly stated that they are crimminals"

No, I mean that's why Gwen asked for her name. It was an assurance to the cop that she would be back. Gwen didn't realize that was in no way a believable assurance from the cop's perspective.

Huh. Never knew Batroc's first name was Georges.

Daww

>DOOM has Countermeasures for GHOST HACKING
He would.

gawd I wanna jack off Cecil and swallow his ectoplasm

Fantastic, the Hench Gwens

GANGBANG

Terrible Eye pls, the smut from the last thread was enough

What if she actually did have them dress up like her?

I was half expecting one of them to be a shade of brown.

Unlikely, they don't have enough time to go to Ronnie's.

Interesting. Canon confirmation that Doombots are magic.

>she called Miles first
Think she'll ever apologize?

Not if Gwen plays it smart and gives them individual color codes.

This was a better issue.

Even if a large portion was a shitty backstory

>hench Gwens

I can hear a crazy man dressed like a butterfly yellying that

OR or OR!
You could actually read Squirrel Girl and see that is exactly how the actual book is.

I've tried reading it

The art is atrocious and the writing could be better

Doom has always been a magician as well as a scientist. It's not surprising.

Magic countermeasures, because Doom is as fed up as the rest of us with magic bypassing all the rules and continuity of r.

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Man Gwenpool is too cute

Of course, he's fucking DOOOOOMMMM... DOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM

No but talking crazy like that is a decent distraction that confuses people and helps her get away

And by narrating out loud she can explain her actions to readers, let them know her thought process and maybe keep us entertained enough to actually pay for her book

So now Gwen has minions that even dress like her?

Taking Mary Sue to new levels

Nigga please, it's a cover.

Ignoring your bait, that level was taken long time ago.

Would you take the chance that you're wrong? The ghost sidekick in Silk made that mistake.

>the bomb with the cute mini smile
they know their audience and what they like

Why not hire the punisher for this?

unless the qt cop dies i will ship them when they meet once more

This would probably have more of an impact if I was actually reading Unbeatable Squirrel Girl.

>the smut from the last thread
hold on
what?

you know what i want? a gwenpool dog costume

This is getting Venture Bros and I love it

I hope Gwenpig stays on the team. She's cute!

>QT Officer confirmed for recurring character
Yes!

Batroc would make a great daddy to Gwenpig. He would clean up her messes right away

>they even make the doombots cute
goddamn

Goddamnit stop making this doombot so cute!

Hold up, why haven't they tied Batroc's legs? I mean this guy is THE leaper.

Terrible eye, you so cute

kekkeroni

well alright, more qt cop

>Gwenpool with Gwenpig
my heart

FUCKING GANGBANG WHEN?

Every time there is a police force meant to handle super threats they always end up hunting super heroes and villians. No jet packs for you Officer Tubs

I wouldn't mind them being written by Not-Mark Waid.
Maybe they'd finally be a fun team.

Gwen is paranoid about lewd stuff. She doesn't want something important to the comic happening when she is doing something that can't be put onto paper. That's why she bathes in her costume. You never know when a plot relevant phone call will happen.

So Gwen is celibate until further notice.

Man Gwenpool is a fun comic

>"Stop having evil plans to create Doom-ternate realities!"
>"No."

That's actually pretty funny

I want Champions to be in the Contes of Champions. And to be brutally steamrolled by better teams. Just imagine, each of these cunts gets a bloody and brutal death for no reason other than to entertain me.

Those henchmen better hold her down and ravage her!

She IS a mary sue. That's the whole point of the book. She's a fan who's inserted into the comics and is protected by plot convenience.