When does President Trump get a team up with Spider-Man?

When does President Trump get a team up with Spider-Man?

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[this triggers the marvel writer]

he's the basis for kingpin: a bald overweight crook with ties to organized crime.

Wasn't one of the main reasons this happened was because Obama said he loved Spider-Man comics during the campaign as opposed to any real political bullshit the Trump worshipers are trying to make it out to be?

Obama isn't overweight user.

Somebody please tweet this to Bendis and post results.

>Donny and Ike meet Man-Thing

I'd buy it

>if a public figure says they like a comic that warrants putting them as the focus
Ignoring Simpsons-tier bullshit that doesn't happen.

>people pretend post Civil War 1.0 Marvel isn't biased as fucked and unable to leave their political views out of comics
lol

>>if a public figure says they like a comic that warrants putting them as the focus
>Ignoring Simpsons-tier bullshit that doesn't happen.
No, but maybe when a president does?

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>post-Civil War
That's been happening since the 70's, you clown.

>No, but maybe when a president does
No. It's just an excuse for Marvel to push their bullshit politics in comics.

>the "comics have always been trash" response
Well argued.

I guess you just forgot how every comic for decades had Nixon and Reagan and Margaret Thatcher analogues.

I'd like to see Trump team up with Ghost Rider.

I want Morrison to write a Trump Justice League team up.

But Obama isn't bald or overweight?

And his ties to organized crime are mostly through Clinton, he didn't have a choice.

Since the 40s, you mean.

Or have you forgotten Captain America punching Hitler in the face, or Superman forcing two "warmongers" to fight it out fist to fist?

>>people pretend post Civil War 1.0 Marvel isn't biased as fucked and unable to leave their political views out of comics

Biased in which way? Post-Civil War 1 had Obama taking office and putting Norman Orborn in charge of superheroes, not to mention that issue of Secret Warriors where a superhero tries to assassinate Obama and Obama is portrayed as the bad guy?

I think he was pointing out Trump is bald and overweight.

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I think people already did it before. He simply ignores it and never posts back anything.

But Trump isn't bald or overweight either?

Hell, Trump is infamous for his hair, and has been for decades.

he'd have to become president first

he's still only president-elect, and he's an old man with a really high chance of dying of old man shit any day now (about 1 in 10 over the next four years, 1 in 7 if you account for his obvious weight problem, as he is clinically obese, 1 in 5 if his constant backtracking and inability to be tactful is in fact a sign of Alzheimer's kicking in, as happened to his father)

plus he's super unpopular, even with people who like Pence and voted for Trump, so you wouldn't sell a lot of those (which would be bad business, and as Trump would tweet at you, sad!)

turns out a lot of people think he's basically incompetent and will either die, quit, or be impeached (on previous evidence he has a 1 in 22 chance of being impeached as a sitting president), leaving Pence to run the show with his actual experience of government for most of the term, assuming he's not so destructive or unpopular that the midterms become a wash and both houses turn blue, stymieing his attempts to skim money off the federal reserve to prop up his failing businesses (remember, he's still under that incredibly unusual and very long IRS audit, according to himself)

Trump couldn't even run a casino, where people literally fall in the door and throw their money into bins with flashing lights on the front which occasionally burp pennies back at them

so to answer your question, probably never, even assuming his cripple ass makes it to January intact and he isn't immediately impeached for failing to sell his fucking peanut farm outright, which is GOP 101

enjoy your new king when he turns on you

>Trump is infamous for his hair, and has been for decades
Yeah, because he is balding and has spent billions of dollars on the miracles of modern science to have tribble grafted to his head.

>not overweight
He drinks diet coke
>hair
combover

You come across as very uneducated

>this asshurt
hahaha keep it up

>Trump voter
>saying someone else is uneducated

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Has Trump ever said anything that makes him seem like he's even a casual comic fan?
Fuck, Obama made a joke about being born on Krypton in a speech once.

He said he was Batman.

>Trump couldn't even run a casino, where people literally fall in the door and throw their money into bins with flashing lights on the front which occasionally burp pennies back at them

Sup Lewis.

who?

>unable to leave their political views
He thinks you can leave out your political views.
He doesn't know that everything is political.

If Faith had blue hair and granny glasses that image would be perfect.

>mfw I imagine Spiderman rounding up some illegals trying to scale the wall and slinging them into the distance

>uneducated

That diatribe is part of one of Lewis Blacks bits for this year.

Course it didn't take into account that the whole Economy for that type of Business collapsed all along the East Coast.

And is also rooted in a very childlike mentality of how Casinos work. Nevada is littered with the corpses of those that failed.

Obama is so casual it hurts. BBT of politics.

Will Trump succeed Nixon as leader of the Secret Empire?

Not to mention all of Atlantic City is in trouble now, not just Trump's operation.

>implying Reagan didn't do just that

And then forgot all about it when he got Azheimers and Madame Hydra turned him into a giant snake.

As much as Orlando back in the day wanted to be East Hollywood and Atlantic City wanted to be East Vegas. People in the end just preferred the real thing.

And according to Trump so even MORE of a casual. At least Obama likes Conan too.

At least he acknowledges diet coke is garbage for you.

You have to appreciate a guy who doesn't drink and orders diet coke with a straw during fancy dinners.

I like Atlanitic City. Why the fuck would I go cross-country just to go to Vegas when I can get on a bus in my neighborhood and be in AC in two hours?

What's killing it is all the neighboring states slowly legalizing gambling, plus the Indian casinos like Foxwoods.

I seriously hate Atlantic city having lived near it, it's a fucking pit and that is saying something living in Jersey

You're probably one of the same delusional faggots who think Bernie Sanders will make a comeback for 2020.

MODS

Quads confirm user doesn't know who Lewis is.

To be fair isn't it in trouble BECAUSE Trump?
Either he's a master troll or he didn't actually acknowledge he drinks that shit.

Well, sure, I wouldn't want to live there or anything.

Why do you hate it so much tho?

>To be fair isn't it in trouble BECAUSE Trump?

Not AFAIK.

No. I imagine Trump like Jonah Jameson..

I detest the guy but he should just drink water for his health.
As President, for lulz he could order up the worst tap water in the US and when the SS test it have appropriate local honchos hauled in for conspiracy to murder the goddamn POTUS.

1. It was never as specific and flagrant as it has been since the early '00s.
2. There used to be different viewpoints. Frank Miller and Steve Ditko in particular stand out as major Marvel contributors with openly right-wing views. Even among the lefties views varied (Steve Gerber clearly felt differently about the world than most of the Marvel stable). Now its a homogeneous mass of writers who all believe the same mass-market, generic, safe left-wing ideology.

The twitter chain was him ragging on diet coke and ending with he'll keep drinking the garbage because he likes it. Someone really should compile his shit posts, twitter doesn't own the posts, right?

It takes tax money, converts it to hand outs for relatives of the Transportation department and then brings crime because strung out junkies and gambling addicts are naturally attracted to bright lights and slot machines. The boardwalk has been a blight but it was a charming one before NJ started courting investors to dump money into casinos there.

>every comic for decades
More like "a few."
Politics used to be something that would come up occasionally and mostly with specific writers, now you can't pick up a Marvel book without seeing at least a few instances of clear contrivance for the sake of pushing a narrative.

I drink water every day but drinking nothing but that gets boring.

What are some other appearances of real Presidents in comics? Since the end of the Reagan era it feels like mainstream comics have generally been respectful to the President whover they are, though I feel like they'd have been less so with Bush Jr. if it wasn't for 9/11.

Its like you copy-pasted every delusional democrat's reddit comments from the past 3 months and condensed them all into one post.

Trump probably still thinks Superman fights for truth justice and The American Way.

A full month and a half later and this still gives me life.

>I want e-mails, e-mails of Clinton!

Never liked that argument, bothers me even moreso when creative types make it since they should know better.

Failure is a constant, success is the exception. Most entrepreneurs fail many times during their career before, during, and after success - it's an inherent part of assuming risk. Ask any famous writer how many manuscripts they've had rejected before being published - they'll send you a list the size of a novella.

The fact that Trump's four bankrupted businesses were all Chapter 11 bankruptcies is a success story in itself.

But the man got elected President while fighting the two largest political dynasties in America - if that's not enough to convince people he's not dumb than nothing is.

>implying he shouldn't
Can Trump make Superman super again?

But that's bullshit. They were always flagrant ie NIXON IS THE HEAD OF SERPENT SOCIETY AND SHOOTS HIMSELF IN THE HEAD
Frank was never a right winger, he just so happens to not be a total pussy but he's the guy who wrote Cap basically saying "FUCKING BIG BUSINESS, THAT MONEY SHOULD GO TO INNER CITY SCHOOLS!"
Ditko meanwhile basically had his hands tied from really flying loose with his Objectivist bullshit.
The real difference is the politics of yesteryear don't feel as in your face as the politics of today because they're not YOUR POLITICS.
>month and a half
Jesus Christ it feels like its been half a fucking year.

Look mom I called him reddit!

Cmon son, come up with something better or dont reply at all. We have standards on insults here.

There's a difference between your politics informing the worldview your stories are written from and the way your characters behave and writing stories where stronk hijabi women fight Robo-Drumpf.

>he just so happens to not be a total pussy
Meaning he's a right-winger.

To be fair one of the dynasties is so disliked that even the matriarch of which said "maybe its time we stop" and he was pretty much trailing out the gate. People just expected it to work out for him because DYNASTY.
The other wasn't nearly as liked as her husband who even when he was in office was seen as kind of a bitch then cucked on a global stage. Then y'know all the perceived corruption and incompetence.
Trump probably isn't the literal retard a lot want to make him out to be but he defeated the weakest heads of those dynasties.

It was pretty much generic guy in a suit as stand in for president for a while, even stand in for Obama was pretty much the same except black, I see no reason the would purposefully date thier comics for the sake of preaching to the choir.

I think the best depiction of a US president was Nixon in the watchmen, not because I particularly agree with the depiction but because he was so distinctively sleazy and was great to match the tone of it

I was going to post
>being this mad
but you're a Clinton supporter in the Age of Trump, so I guess I can't expect anything more from you.

To be fair Trump is pretty much a larger than life cartoon president, the problem is they try to either make him completly retarded or shoehorn in President Lexus comparisons because that is what normies associate with a bussiness man turned president in comics.

You could hate him but at least make a decent story out of it instead of copy pasting old shit that is barely relevent.

I for one am looking forward to electric Pence even though I probably won't get it

This, good writers who are political people can write good stories that reflect their world view, ones that the reader can enjoy even if they don't agree with the writer's politics. Because they will be reasonable in their treatment of people with differing views and their motivations and aware of the problems on their own side of the debate.

Bad writers who are political people write propaganda which shows their side as always right and always winning against their "I AM SILLY" strawman opponents.

That'd last about 5 seconds what with Ghost Rider punishing the wicked and all

Has clinton supporter taken the place as redditor as the new standard insult?

People incapable of giving a fuck are immune to the Penance Stare.

>the weakest head
You're only saying that because they lost. Trump's own party was calling on him to resign because they thought the "grab em by the pussy" video was a death sentence - but Trump had empirical poll data which suggested a chance of victory.

This wasn't luck. Trump and his campaign revolutionized political campagining and media communication to the point that Google, Twitter, and Facebook are enacting literal censorship under the guise of "Fake News" in a panicked reaction of their system being so throughly undermined.

Due to the subject matter of the thread I read that as
>The Pence Stare

Electrocutes the souls of the wicked from the inside out

[SPOILER] when America is great again [/SPOILER]

this man knows what is going on [spoiler/]

Live it up, put a splash of lemon in it.

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>You could hate him but at least make a decent story out of it
So much this, you could have a fucking inauguration day story where a hero who doesn't agree with Trump saves him from assassination because they still believe in democracy and the rule of law. They could make the point that the American people have spoken, that ignoring the election result and wanting to undermine democracy and implement their own ideals through violence makes them no different to fucking ISIS.

Unfortunately none of Marvel's progressive writers believe in democracy (now that their side lost) so that will never happen.

Written by Ennis

>Unfortunately none of Marvel's progressive writers believe in democracy

I love how bitter and entitled conservatives are even when they win. They're just incapable of being happy in any situation.

You guys win the fucking election, but apparently DEMOCRACY IS DEAD BOO HOO because Marvel isn't putting out a comic where Ant-Man sucks Trump's micopenis.

Ellis has the solution

>(now that their side lost)
asshurt liberals are the ones claiming democracy is dead since Trump got legally elected, not conservatives

I just want Marvel to make Trump be MODAAK in 616, and have a chapter where he teams up with Kamala to her great frustration.

I'm not even a conservative, but I do like Trump because he fucked with the established order. Him being elected is the new benchmark of doing something for the lulz. I don't WANT propaganda in my entertainment, I like it when writers can actually be fair and respect everyone's point of view.

Something I don't like however is hypocrisy, and liberals have demonstrated what massive hypocrites they are to the point no-one will trust them any more just like no-one now trusts the media. Good job!

Maybe conservatives are angry all the time, but at least they don't pull shit like:
>How dare Trump not commit to respecting the results! >Hillary said she will respect the results!
and then they turn around and fail to respect the results when it turns out that actually, they have lost.

So get this trending on twitter

>so salt
>so good
SUFFER LIBERAL SUFFER

>Sup Forums getting anything trending

there is like 30 of us tops

Have you mived to Mexico yet?

Well, he's more likely to vote for him than Riri

This.

Also Bernouts are even worse. They didn't vote for Hillary and then took to the streets the day after the election to say democracy is dead.

I don't thin he's stupid. I just think he's an asshole.

Obama is/was apparently really into comics. Big fan of Superman and Spiderman.

Trump would probably insist on his crossover being just like the Colbert one except he'd be dead serious about it.

This.
I don't even get mad when he says outrageous and awful garbage.
Man just knows how the media works. Its how he got elected.

The only thing Donald Trump actually believes in is Donald Trump.