>that dumb cuck who said adorno was a traditionalist because he didnt like jazz
Jordan Edwards
Who was the best monarch lads?
Easton Martinez
Henry VIII
Henry Rivera
Stop that lad
Joseph Carter
Any of you lads like queen?
Jeremiah Anderson
>i'm this close to losing my shit - and my friends and family should be worried
Joshua Garcia
Original brexiteer
Hudson Bennett
victoria is overrated just because she lived long and presided over the best days of the british empire, although had no real influence on it
the real best monarchs are the ones that keep it together when shit is bad, someone like elizabeth I
Sebastian Flores
Should I lose my virginity to a prostitute lads?
Nathan Martin
Doesn't count 2bh
Jeremiah Jones
nah bit degenerate
Nathaniel Sanchez
The Tudors (minus Mary) were honestly such a great dynasty for England. If it weren't for the naval power built under Henry VIII and Elizabeth we wouldn't have ruled the waves.
Xavier Hughes
DELETE THIS
Juan Reed
...
Grayson Roberts
No, lad. White sperm belongs in the toilet.
Luke Murphy
My sides, forgot about this.
Thomas Collins
Well whatever, I have zero chance with a girl so might as well do it once before I die
Aaron Bell
Is that Lindybeige on Only Connect?
Nathan Gutierrez
...
Nolan Moore
Tesseract for the bass
Andrew Taylor
Alfred the Great.
>Best name >Restored London >Defeated the vikings >Literally called "the great" >Was king when kings would actually go to war >Burnt some cakes or some shit >Didn't let that get him down and went and murdered a bunch of Danes
100% alpha
Isaiah Kelly
I don't think it counts mate. Like getting a handy through your trousers
Adam Young
Alfred should become a mainstream name 2bh
Jaxon Nguyen
Putin is a blairite
Colton Kelly
So what does count?
Brayden Carter
Edward III or Henry IV
Ryan Morris
Not really mate. Think they're overrated. Some of the music is pretty talented I suppose but it's not something I would ever choose to listen to and I get a bit annoyed when it comes on the radio or TV.
And Freddie Mercury is just a disgusting fuck.
And Bohemian Rhapsody must be one of the most annoying fucking songs I've ever heard.
Ethan Clark
Can I tell you a secret?
[spoiler]my first name is Alfred[/spoiler]
Lincoln Reed
I SWEAR ETERNAL FEALTY TO YOU AS YOUR LOYAL VASSAL, MY LIEGE
Jaxon Rivera
Most over rated English dynasty tbqh
Samuel Sanchez
Only correct answer
Adrian Sullivan
>Cameron stepping down as an MP
D'ya think May shoved her high heel too far down his jap's eye and now he wants to hide in shame?
Josiah Harris
>Alfred
This badass was born in my town, Wantage
Jason Lopez
BBC HAS LOST BAKE OFF TO CHANNEL 4
IT'S OVER BBC IS GOING PRIVATE
Julian Nelson
I love Liz I.
>I know I have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a king, and of a king of England too.
Mason Long
fug
Eli Edwards
Your parents have good taste, my name is pretty generic unfortunately
David Stewart
I humbly accept.
Who else wants to swear fealty to your true king?
Christopher Clark
A lot of Chavs are called that these days I've noticed
Charles Baker
George VI
Didn't want to be King Forced into the role Didn't flinch, stiff upper lip and all that Took us through the war and empire break up
Perhaps not a great conqueror, but kept his shit together.
Noah Evans
I thought it was ITV that took it or has something changed?
Ian Turner
No treason allowed.
Easton Reed
I think their later songs were blown a bit out of proportion, but their early music was class
Josiah Reyes
>took us through the great war >and the empire break up
>Best Monarch
Zachary Bell
Decent songs.
Freddie was a massive degenerate. No sympathy for him at all.
Cameron Cooper
Then I'll settle for Archduke
Jackson Richardson
They were a pretty big turning point in switching England from the backwater of Europe to a colonial power.
Ryan King
Please make the CoE great again. Thank.
Evan Torres
Just stole this off a lefty slag who I went to uni with, things are looking good lads.
Jace Lee
...
Nolan Moore
i've been looking for this
i miss the meme days
Thomas Gomez
Oh cool, are we going to have a winter of discontent too?
Ayden James
Apart from the next four that looks ok
Isaac Sanchez
England was far from the backwater of Europe when the Tudors took over
Ryder Sanders
third opium war when?
Jackson Sanders
THE TORIES THE TORIES THE TORIES
Liam Evans
That's because Putin is a Blairite: social programmes to steal from, state oversight, open borders with muslim countries, wars with Georgia and Ukraine.
Ethan Butler
Sounds comfy, I don't see the problem.
Thomas Price
>Invade Suez
Jeremiah Kelly
I'd vote for that manifesto minus the smog
Isaac Sanders
THE BANKER THE BANKERS THE BANKERS
Tyler Scott
Prefer young Victoria desu
Jeremiah Barnes
i'm sorry i'm going to have to stop you there
Lincoln Anderson
Domesticated Anglo-Dane here. Alfred was a lad. Same with Edmund. They're both legends.
Lincoln Evans
They'd take away NEETbux
Very uncomfy
Asher Lee
So what type of Brexit are we getting, lads?
Nolan Long
Looks cheap, fake and gay.
Thanks BBC.
Anthony Russell
THINGS
Jacob Myers
Makes me warm and fuzzy to see NI flags in the thread. I spent so long working out there it's like a 2nd home.
Camden Myers
None. It won't happen.
Carter Torres
A shit one, unless BoJo and our Nige put on some pressure
Jayden Walker
this is best queen
Camden Peterson
Well lad you either have the choice of working in the asbestos factory for bankers or fighting sand niggers for the sake of the Empire.
Not everyone be a Saturday night Blackpool Pier racist comedian these days.
>Implying old fashioned food is worse than the processed shit that is fueling the obesity epidemic which is tearing apart the NHS >Implying paying for your own health is bad >Implying we shouldn't hang people who have committed the vilest of crimes in order to make an example of them and to deter would-be criminals >Implying kids should be able to do whatever the fuck they want with little fear of the repercussions, especially in school >Implying we should be slaves to the shitty media that are a thorn in the side of the people >Implying we should continue raising generations of maternally-deprived and psychologically damaged kids >Implying we should not be able to speak freely >Implying we should bow down to America's every wish and become slaves to their empire
Michael Young
It's been a darker place now that the big man is gone.
Isaiah Bailey
Whenever I see climate related threads on Sup Forums I just ignore them, are people here really retarded enough to deny climate change?
Christian White
ONLY
Gabriel Reed
Sounds nice 2bh
Ryan Torres
:( Mate don't. I lit a candle or him when he went. A great man who will be reviled by much of mainstream history.
Dylan Morales
England had just been through the most bloody civil war in it's history when the Tudors took over
Fortunately Henry VII was a miserly Jew who spent his reign pinching pennies and executing traitors, so when Henry VIII became king he had a nice rich and stable kingdom
Jeremiah White
>Global Warming meme
Nathaniel Bennett
BETTER
Connor Robinson
We were though. The Wars of the Roses fucked us up and we'd lost most of the territory gained in the 100 years war by the start of the Tudor period. During Henry VIII's reign we led multiple failed invasions of France and were a laughing stock until shit started getting sorted and Henry gave up his dreams of grand conquest. Then we started becoming important again.
