“Hey Cucks,
My name is Shazam, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on /soc/.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I'm invulnerable, super strong, super fast, and I was the Champion of Magic. What powers do you have, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all cucks who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch"
“Hey Cucks
billy would never say something like that ;_;
>and I was the Champion of Magic
>and I was
>was
You're not Billy. Billy is a pure soul.
I should know. I'm his best friend
>Billy all but admits that he loves Harley.
Was.
I wanna fuck Captain Marvel.
Glad Harley finally got her wish.
Technically, he could survive that. Captain Marvel's been shattered before and survived, so Shazam could do the same.
Problem is, you'd need someone powerful enough with magic to put him back together. Not a lot of those left.
Would fucking Shazam count as pedophilia?
>I’m pretty much perfect.
Not with a name like Shazam you're not. Your name is Captain Marvel, start using it, you little punk.
Just say Shazam backwards. Its more exotic sounding.
Captain Marvel's the other guy who hangs out with the old man, the cripple, and his sister.
didn't they reveal he was in normal form at that moment (hence why he tried shouting shazam)
they where just too lazy to change the character model
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As long as he's an adult and acts like one, no. I hope not.
No, he was shouting Shazam to do the old "Call down the lightning, then dodge it" routine.
In the comics, Shazam also says shazam to cast spells.
Throw money at Marvel Comics so DC can license the name Captain Marvel again and he will
Ephebophilia. He's a teenager now.
Pretty big words for a fucking ten year old.
They can call him Captain Marvel all they want. They just can't put it on the cover of the comic.
Johns just thinks that people thought his name was Shazam because that's what his comics were called. Because everyone thinks Batman's name is Detective Comics.
>What is a word used by pedos in denial to describe themselves?
Except your example doesn't make sense. Not only is Captain Marvel's comic called Shazam, so are his toys and other merch.
It's not like they call a Batman toy Detective Comics.
yes. or even abuse of the mentally ill since hes got a childs mind in the form of an adult.
Moreso, he hears voices in his head.
Stealth /ss/ thread?
Well to begin with, "Shezow" I didn't lose my own name to some retarded dyke.
Second: don't stick your dick in Crazy, but I guess what you do best is get some madman's sloppy seconds.
Third, and final point, what kind of name is "Shezow" anyway?
>Having six of history's greatest fuckmeisters in your head, giving you sex advice.
No wonder Harley seems so pleased in OP.
Y A S S
>My name is Shazam, and I hate every single one of you.
You clearly ain't Shazam then.
Billy is not for lewd and he is not for older women.
How about Mary?
She can be with whoever she wants. Just know that Billy is for chaste and sweet childhood romances with girls his age.
Like Stargirl?
Obviously.
>yfw Captain Marvel starts dating her, so her dad kidnaps Billy to convince him to stop.
>Johns just thinks that people thought his name was Shazam because that's what his comics were called. Because everyone thinks Batman's name is Detective Comics.
They DO think his name is Shazam. True story, I was in a comic store and some people came in, saw a Captain Marvel comic and was like to the others "Look, this is Shazam. He looks like the Flash...."
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New 52 Billy is an edgelord
Such an edgelord....
>Taking money for rescuing people
Mary is the most pure and belongs to me.
Stop it Kamala, she's meant only for Jess
>barely any Billy Harley /ss/
I hope something like this happens again in Injustice 2. Wo will be the most likely candidate to get lasered by Emperor?
Kamala x Billy sounds like a cute ship
Good god, you just reminded me of the almost daily threads back on /mlp/. Son of a bitch.
Emperor Superman has reason to zap everyone but I imagine he'd want to do something special to Batman.
Request more of it, then.
It would actually, they're both optimistic youngsters in a team of superheroes who do heroic deeds out of the goodness of their own hearts. Though nu52 Billy is an edgelord and Kamala is probably going to be broken by the end of Civil War II.
What about Harley?. She got scot free in retrospect
Champions is set post-Civil War II.
We can ignore CWII and I'm sure Rebirth will fix Billy to be like his old self.
Her ending has her going permanently insane after killing the other Joker.
They might rewrite that for Ground Zero, but...
Have ever any arcade ending mattered for Netherrealm?. I mean if we are going for that then the mystery of the Abin-Sur also has to be a play, and White Lantern Sinestro and Yellow Lantern Damian
Chadsam deserves jis own book.
Inb4 "he got one in the nu52/at the very start"
Usually one or two endings are actually cannon while the rest are extremely outlandish.
Eh, she's a major figure in the resistance but he really, really, really hates Batman.
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Didn't she help Joker detonate a nuclear weapon on a major city in this series?!?
she helped make superman beat pregnant lois lane to death
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A Champion of magic? Like you? You're a rabbit in a hat, Batson. Everything special about you came out of some words.
This is porn, right?
Please say yes
yes.
Monster Society of Evil
Sauce on this image
So that's a no?. Damn
Meh. Humans by and large have "forgiven" people for worse atrocities. Take for example, the people responsible for Unit 731. It might not be on the same scale as detonating a nuke, but for the countless multitude hit by that nuke, death was instant. The human guinea pigs in Unit 731 took days, weeks, maybe even months in agony.
Billy is too pure for lewds so sadly this is a no.
Injustice Ground Zero #12
isn't shazam the wizard? I thought he was cap. marvel
>You're a rabbit in a hat, Batson. Everything special about you came out of some words.
>mfw
>Billy is the Revelationist, who is only powerful with the sweeping sound of words
Marvelman is the Revelation! The Atomik-Force at the core of all things! When you cry out Shazam in the heat of battle, Billy Watson! It is the power of Marvelman that you feel!"
No. It'd count as pic related.
thats only if the grown up is female, if it is male the underage gender is somewhat irrelevant, but if his male then it is completely irrelevant.
What would an Objectivist Billy Batson be like?
Sorry. I was too fixated on Harley fucking Billy to comprehend your post.
understandable, I was to distracted by it to actually make a legible post.
the whole Injustice is soft-core for Harley
Why do they keep forcing Harley Quinn into everything?
Ayn Rand's wet dream.
Admittedly, it may very well be because of how well her being forced in Injustice was received. With that said, Injustice Harley is arguably the best version of the character, and every other Harley excluding Dini's has been made into a knockoff Deadpool.
New 52 happened
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I see, don't know anything about new 52, so the wizard is retconned? how does it work now?
Wussy
Punisher blown the HECK out!
Speaking of Injustice, was the comic and game ok?
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The comic was alright, fun and entertaining during Tom Taylor run, after that it kind of went down and became dull. The game dunno, it's good if you like fighting games and a so-so story
I think the wizard still exist it's that Marvel copywrited the name Captain Marvel so DC changed Billy superhero name to Shazam to avoid lawsuits
This is great. Mary Marvel is the best.
Comic is so so. It is hit or miss but when it hits it hits hard. The Butlering was so fucking amazing. Game is okay I guess. I bought it for like five bucks and had some decent playtime with it
Swag as a motherfucker.
That pose gets me everytime
>Not knowing the real Captain Marvel.
I've got some news for you...
>The Butlering
Ooooh hoohoohoo
Made me sad when Zsasz killed Alfred. I was hoping they'd put him in Injustice 2 so I'd finally have a new main.
There's no need for that kind of language, user.