Why is Norway so much better than your depressive shithole?

Why is Norway so much better than your depressive shithole?

Must suck to be a foreigner.

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i would say it is marginally...

If I had any marketable skills I would live in Norway

it's my favorite scandinavian country

>non-American thinks he's not a foreigner
lol

if you have to boast about your country on Sup Forums to make yourself feel better, by all means, do.

How do I move to Greece? And is there any future for me there? Please respond.

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Why are all the girls so attractive?

Good!

Ah here comes the smartass. Not everyone is lucky enough to sit on shittons of oil you know.

Just walked through Oslo.

So many niggers it's ridiculous. Going back to my small town with no nigs

DUDE

I've been to Oslo. The amount of niggers and shitskins is mindbogging

t. subhuman living in white mans land

Only in Oslo tho, they push the niggers and arabs into the capitals so they can group up and do the most harm.

it works out nicely. its the people in the south that want them. they can enjoy their enrichment. the ones that dont want to integrate always leave for Oslo in the end.

Norway cant wait to be enriched

Today on Diners Drive Ins and Dives I'm going to going to the Oslo Cuckshed where they sell the tastiest nigger dicks this side of Scandinavia!

it boggles my fucking mind
you go to these foreign countries for work or for like a vacation, and you just look at it, and you realize, that there are actual people who have to live there
all the time
year round
they live in a country that's not norway
I guess we become detached since we're so far above them all but it's difficult to fathom, you know? that people who are pretty much the same species as us, live in these conditions
most of the world in fact
then you get back to norway and it hits you even harder
it's like you want to invite them all to come live here, but you know you can't because they would ruin it

Pic is American tourist :)

I've been to Norway. Oslo was ugly as fuck, everything is expensive as hell, people can hardly afford to go for a beer and drugs are nowhere to be seen.

he is clearly norweigan, he has that smug stupid face.

kek

>het everybody this is goy fisveni and we're cucking out
>looking for norways greatest nigger, ahmeds, and gays

Should have visited dude weed land in American you fucking degenerated drug addict

Lol give it 4 more years and you will be enriched like Sweden.

I-I don't care at all!
Not even a bit!

Why's the Norwegian teenage girl scene such a disaster? They all got daddy issues and wear chokers and love being dominated from a young age.
I guess it's because of your govt's tendency to cuck parents.

Not complaining though, at all.

Hard mode:
>no oil

Get on our level mose grop.

Not gonna lie, I'm jealous as fuck. On the bright side I'm in one of the few based states, so I can't complain.

Judging by the lighting, I'm guessing this is the yearly 6 hours of sunlight?

switzerland > norway

dont you have a satanic ritual to perform, mountain kike?

Poland is grand country, and doesn't bad at all.

you guys make watches and get paid to store insane amounts of soros' ect ect money. what exactly made you guys rich?

the southerners have it really nice actually. no midnight sun or eternal darkness

Finished early today. The infant burned faster than usual.

Damn, I thought americans were fat.

>midnight sun
>eternal darkness
The hell is going on over there?

Innovation

And cows. Don't forget the goddamn cows.

Is this supposed to be a joke? Norway is literally Sweden 2.0 (mentally just as cucked), the only reason you don't have as many Muslims raping your white women is because they don't wanna go there and wanna stay in Sweden instead.

Sit your rotten fish fucker ass down before you slip on some of that pussy oil you call an economy

The fuck are you doing you traitor?

Too all foreigners. Don't come here. It's a hellhole. Stay away. Be gone.

Norway is a funny country, everyone gets paid a shitload but can't afford anything because everything is super expensive.
And you have niggers.
Not all so great senpai. Take your oilbux and move to Lithuania friend, you will be king here.

10/10 would eat

North of the arctic circle you get 24 hour days in mid summer and 24 hour nights in mid winter.
Pretty sure you get that in Alaska too.

And then we'll just switch over to our thorium. We got shittons

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>rich forever bitch

norway: oil, gas, weapons, ships, fish
switzerland: watches, cows, innovation

alright then

;_;

for you

I wouldn't be so cocky...
Things can quickly change, I they will soon enough.

Please keep it this way. If I see something like this go the way of France I would be livid

seriously though, what exactly does Switzerland invent? New ways of hiding peoples money?

Your country is a cold, grim, and gloom shit hole. You guys are totally autistic and your alcohol is under state control in order to prevent you from all become alcoholics.

Positives:
So much oil money that not even socialists can spend them all. For now
Hot girls
Beautiful mountains and fjords

Negatives:
Eventually the socialists WILL spend everthing.
The girls are SJW
Mountains and fjords are usually covered in either darkness, rain og mist

And second favorite nordic country, am I right

Finland: spurdo, mämmi, sauna

pls, fuck off with your cold shithole and island shootings.

Taxes are fucking crazy here

Looks industrial. Not like comfy Norway. Sry Geert.

Ah. I'm always thinking - what's better? Being a safe, but fairly small country on the peripheries of harsh political conflicts, or being in the center of them. I think the former is better

Yeah how has that worked out for you? Little Germany!

lol.

Is Krispy Kreme Cheerwine any good?

Are you okay with a serbian law student who has been paying taxes for 6 years and has an apartment of his own? I also despise immigration and I fully understand how you people feel because of these animals coming into your countru.

Me? I got a scholarship, I guess that's better than just migrating for the fuck of it

I'll stay here thanks

lol2

Same bydlo

News flash: no one has actually made even a proof of concept thorium reactor yet.

Why should we told you? ;)

Yes, we love good people who come here.

nice :)
I love the Netherlands actually...

Life is fucking amazing here desu.
If only we had a slightly better economy I would even dare to call this place a Paradise on earth.
As for the job prospects I'm not going to lie things are kinda bad but I think that things are going to get better.
But if you manage to find a job that pays more than 1k€ per month you will live like a king

Danish girls are better
pic related

A country full of niggers, beer that tastes like water and a city most known for plastic titted east euro whores in windows.
Your country side is so boring and flat that the talles hill you have is when you gay-pile on top of each other and fuck your bums raw

No thank you

Dony forget about the best Kogg's, it used to go 6 knots..

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Damn, good times don't last very long does it?

>Shit weather 95% of the time
>A good country

Nice delusion, money doesnt buy happines cumskins

Yeah, maybe, but I'm more educated and wealthy than you'll ever be and I did it all by myself. Keep up the shitty attitude though, it's going to keep you right there in the social circle you deserve to be.

Is that the tallest mountain in Denmark?

So underrated

What are some of the most lucrative things I would be able to do for work? Could I turn knowing fluent English into a lucrative career? Or is there not much demand for that?

Just our satanic rituals

At least they have money spic

Nice cherry picking

Pic related is the real Norway

Flott, I act like Frank Tagliano from Lilyhammer (where I lived and met him)

I don't let people behave as they like. I don't let people hold their damn shoes on chair. I don't let them yell in the library and I love kicking drunk people out of bars when they start making trouble

>Nobody swimming because the water's too cold
No thanks
Blacks can't swim anyways

What OP isn't telling is the very fact that Norway is ahead for a disaster. This tiny excuse of a country has little other to offer than its oil revenues, and that bag of money is shrinking in record speed. Norway is close to a mono-economy and the next Venezuela i tell you. We are even running a deficit this year. Welfare state? Fuck that. It only cause entrepreneurship to die off and attracts thousands of useless immigrants. That's my five cents.

Mmmmm frikadeller!!

Physics?
Pharma?
Watches?
Engineering?

At least we don't eat nasty snails

Anyone want my Norway, Yes photos?

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>money doesnt buy happines cumskins
This sounds like something only a Spaniard,Greek,Italian would say
Kek you Southerners have no money and your culture deals with severe overastimation
Stay poor, faggot

I'd say this is pretty accurate, danebro

needs more meat on her bones.

Why do more people not go in to business for themselves? Start new businesses?

who's the seamen demon on the left?

Quads of truth

Ikke irritere meg, jævla frosk

>be studying law immigrant
>imply that you reacher and smarter than Norwegian