You accidentally run into presidential candidate Donald Trump! This is a one in a life-time event...

You accidentally run into presidential candidate Donald Trump! This is a one in a life-time event. What would be the first thing you'd ask him?

If I pull that off would you die?

Y-you too.

One day I will be just as great, if not greater than you.

Yo, what up dog?

Can I help build wall, sir?

"Seriously though, all aside, you're a closet national socialist right? You'll make America white again, right?"

"What is your true end goal, kike?"

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Does Melania do anal?

I need about Tree Fiddy.

Can you hire me as the leader of The Right Wing Hispanic-Negro Death Squad? I won't let you down.

Do you read Sup Forums?

>Mr. Trump do excuse my manner of appearance.
>I'm an independent researcher.

Do you have an idea as to who you'll appoint to be your Reichsfuhrer of the Schutzstaffel? Are they recruiting yet?

How are you today?

Beatles or Stones and why is the right answer The Stones?

Mr. Trump, would you please nominate Ted Cruz to the supreme court so that we can have unheard of levels of leftist butthurt for the next few decades?

Do you have Battletoads

Plz help Canada.

Are you not releasing your taxes because of your debt/$0 income taxes?

"why aren't you going to send the niggers, spics and kikes to death camps, cuck?"

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What's Aleppo?

Why are you so racist?

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Is Hillary kill?

Please build a giant wall around the USA and don't let anybody out. Ever.

Ass or Boobs ?

Your tax returns, please.

I ask one favor dangerous donald

>no survivors

Who are the overlords?

how high we gonna build this wall?

>Well you know boobs are great, terrific in fact but personally Im a ass man. We love our womans asses dont we? Listen America doesn't have time for this whole using 2 hands to grope a woman thing. Were constantly moving and making deals! Using only 1 hand and grabbing an ass is the American thing to do!

>mfw told him :your hair is beautiful no homo when signing my MAGA hat in Dallas

Do you have a plan to prevent monopolization or corporate buyouts of private and charter schools?

Coke or Pepsi?

Who is your waifu