Ask an intern with the CID of a Police Department anything

Ask an intern with the CID of a Police Department anything.

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Why do you hate black people?

Don't hate them, but I think most of them are complaining for no reason and deep down inside don't believe in their cause

How do you guys solve a homicide? What are the steps?

you don't intern with cid. no one joins cid on their own. they wouldn't want hall monitor tattle tales. you get forced into the most hated part of the police.

why would you come on Sup Forums and lie?

>intern of anything
Fuck off cuck

I haven't dealt with a homicide case. Not sure if I will be. Usually I deal with fraud, theft, card abuse and all those things.

Not a lot of murders happen in the city of the agency I work with. Usually at worst its just theft and drugs.

Why would they be the most hated? All the victims and stores I talk to are nice, respectful and informative.

could you validate my parking stub?

You're a piece of shit like every other cop and military personnel.

You bitches literally live to be submissive to your superiors. You blindly follow 2hat you're told. You work for the fucking government, don't you find that disgusting? A government that takes everything away from you and sells it back labelled as "Freedom"

You're fighting someone elses battles because you're too weak and stupid to make a change yourself.

Cleaning public toilets is more dignifying than working in the 'security' sector of the country.

I'm just telling you this so that one day when every lie is confessed, you maybe realize how you spent your life being a submissive piece of shit.

I sincerely hope you get shot and paralyzed so that you become a burden for your family and friends, because you're the burden of the free mind and will now.

What % of your force would betray the government and side with the people in a SHTF.

B8

Seeing as how its not a police department in a major city, I'd assume a good amount. If not then probably 25%?

How do I commit perfect fraud without leaving any trace back to me?

How big is your dick? Geniunely curious

Cash, eliminate serial numbers, be knowledgeable of surveilance, use make up to alter your appearance when commiting the crime, do the fraud out of the city. Jeez I really don't know but those are precautions I'd take.

Are most cops redpilled? Do they know Muslims beat their wives and stuff?

It's not bait you delusional degenerate.
There was no joke there, I was being as honest as possible, just planting seeds. Maybe they'll grow one day

Please don't misunderstand me, it isn't bait. I mean every single word that I typed. I hope worse shit happens to you than what I wrote.

I hope every cops and soldier goes through the same. I hope each and every single one of you will die for whatever country just so I can breathe idiot-free air for the first time in my life.

You little submissive bitch, you absolute fucking nothing with no past or future. I really really hope everyone you love leaves you so you can suffer until you die or kill yourself.

I would say this to every cop irl too, but I ended up spending a night in the joint multiple times because of "obscene language"

Please fucking kill everyone in your family so they don't spread the shit genes and then kill yourself too

Edgy

I'm getting out of the Marines soon and I'm looking for a job state-side, I have a buddy who I'm going to be doing private security work for but I am also looking into becoming a police officer, the dream would be some sort of detective, particularly homicide. I'm a 5811 (military police) and have served 2 tours, 24 years old, and I have an associates degree. Any tips? I know your an intern but must internship programs lead to higher positions once your accepted onto the force.

6 inches

I don't think the detectives talk about those topics at work, but my supervisor has a picture on his desk that says in an "arabic" font "Quit blowing shit up"

why are criminal justice students the most insufferable faggots on the planet, worse than SJW's?

I'm not even trying to be edgy you god damned child

I honestly Honestly want every single cop in the world dead or tortured until they die

Give them all Trigeminal neuralgia so they suffer like jews in ww2

How much is that in cm?

I cut myself from reading your posts:)))

How do you catch a thief? Also has any cop been injured on duty?

>B8
>I don't want to answer your questions
What, can't role play that hard, faggot?

I'm an intern through my University's program. It honestly depends on the agency. The PD I'm aiming for (not the one I intern at) accepts Military veterans as a suppliment for college credits. You don't need a degree to be a cop, it will only help you make more money and increase in rank, but it can only help you. I'd say army experience is good enough, but it wouldn't hurt to get a degree in anything by taking advantage of the GI Bill. I'm doing sociology atm, hate it but just need a degree

Okay, cool. I have an associates degree in criminology from my local community college (a somewhat decent one) that I got before I enlisted. But if I do it I wouldn't want to be like a beat cop, do you know what would help to become more of someone like a detective? Just getting 4 year degree?

Good, I hope you bleed out and your dog pisses on your dead face

why sociology? Surely you'd be better off with something at least somewhat interesting that is a bit more relevant to LE like criminology or CJ, or even psychology or something?

How many "perps" have you stopped and frisked? And when I say perps, I mean Blacks.

I will piss on your cow mother

Will you ensure the oppression of niggers by arresting and killing them?

I'm sure they have been injured, but not when I'm at work because I don't here about it

Find surveilance footage mostly. Do it by tracking transaction records, serial numbers, banking statements. We also have access to records online to people and ther possible family/aquaintances along with email and phone numbers. Its kind of hard to commit theft without a trail of some sort.

>het new job as police intern
>decide to brag about it because I'm kewl now xD
>reveal something classified
>get fired

Kill yourself OP

I thought BLM was voting for Clinton what are you doing here

Are you upset, gyppo? Did I hit a nerve? It's okay, you balkan people have some ooga booga genes

Licking his moms ass lel

Hi I'm just being mad, it's okay

No but I hit your mom good

Tough fucking insult there mate, you almost hurt my feelings

I bet.. I bet you have weird toes

Wtf?

do u carry a gun? and do u get girl for being a cop?

Research the police department. Some have you be a patrol officer for a couple years before you can do stuff like SWAT, investigations, K9, etc.

Imo drop Criminal justice, do business if you want. Police want someone with an outside skill they can use. Everything you need to know you'll learn at the academy.

University has a specific program with PD's with sociology. And I'm going to sound like a hypocrite here but they have a criminology certification track, so that got my attention. This was before I knew that those degress were meh.

Omg no one cares you faggotron go kys already

Taci ba dreq

We get a lot of reports of blacks comitting crimes. I don't frisk though, so far I go out to get footage/information for detectives

Sure, they seem to be comitting a lot of crime. But if I see white trash doing it as well they also must be rid of

Haven't revealed anything classified yet

No, and no, but I kinda have had to talk to people more so I guess I've gained confidence and it helps?

O fut pe curva de mata :}

>mfw CID doesnt mean military detectives

whats the weirdest case you've had

Gata ba ca ma culc

Nothing out of the ordinary but a funny case I had was a pajeet being threatened to be arrested by someone posing as a cop unless he paid off a "charge" in gift cards.

Ok nb

what race are most of the criminals you catch?

Black from the ones we confirm we have a picture of

the only cops i respect are private security, at least they are honest about serving someone for money.
regular cops use the "im here to protect you" card but reality is completely different.
its sickening.

What crimes have you committed?

what is a CID is this some kind of swedish fruity tranny diversion thing or something?

I really don't know anymore with you guys over there... God damnit Trump must win.
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Criminal Investigation Division

Doesn't Trump support the police? I went to a rally and he seemed pro-police

Literally just insulting police officers because they detained me for no reason
Never got as much as a fucking parking ticket

Probably deserved it desu

I'd ticket you for being a massive faggot

Yeah, nah I didn't deserve it.
1st time
>drinking at pub
>random drunk attacks live musician (literally just makes him drop his bass)
>police arrive
>interrogate all, no one could leave the place till they interrogated everyone
>my turn, tell them what I saw
>"why are you covered on beer?"
> - well it's a pub, there's beer everywhere
>"uh you seem like you have been using drugs, come with us"
>calmly go thinking it will be over soon
>go to station
>get thrown in a cell
>can't do pisstest, gotta do blood test
>insulted them all night while waiting

I didn't do dick

Well next time don't use drugs?

Brb headed home

They tested me, I was clean
I never used anything.
Smoked pot a few times with a chick, but not then

ah okay noice, you got so many of these 3-4 letter fancy ass agencies over there so it's hard to keep track.

Yes, Trump is really your friend. He's fed up on Obama and how he have treated you.

I will be frank with you, and admit to in the start of all these shootings and shit. I bought into the crap.. I feel so foolish... this my man is your internal enemy George Soros manipulating....

have a cringy vid but ok song if you know the text, they need to redo this, but what they sing is important. We need to help these too.

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nah sick man, I have no problem with you burger pigs, you have not done any I know harm and I don't know you. But I respect very much how you deal with all this rights shit so serious, this is ofc prolly fuck that shit too you, but it is important to keep this shit in line.

ugh... I feel weird .. grandpa and govment don't go along you see, they never have. But that is here, it is very different here. we are under occupation and the cops are actually are to retarded and don't understand what process they are part off... I will stop here for you, because your mind can only take so much at a time

kek for once I tried into being noice with da police since I do not know these fags over there

Hei intern how tall must you be to be a cop in the us? 1.90?

Also copper you have to handle banter in here, frankly we welcome your views. But don't try to be stupid like the nork police... who emberassed our entire country with their argargaerg share incompetence....

I grant you have lurked, never ask any personal info here copper.

But we very much welcome your side and views.
Be warned, when you understand us, you will become us. Because you will see... you have to find this way your self and you have to be strong and you have to smart and you will be much smarter.

But to go full down, it's hard. I see it in part for you fatsos. One step at a time.

Listen to this man. A few times in history such a great man is born that he is either reckognized by the people as a prophet, god or extremely great leader.

Now make this clear, I am not here to tell you what to vote! Because that is your choice.

But this man. I have never ever bothered with politicians.... this is so big you have NO idea..
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Interesting post.
I'm on a mountain rescue team. We work very closely with the police and ambulance services.
Where I live is in the middle of nowhere - north Pennine mountain range. It has terrible weather. I'm ex Royal Air Force and I love climbing.
England may not sound like a wilderness, but it is here. Sometimes all it takes is a bit of a climb and we can find someone. Often, we must make various search patterns. No mobile phone signals. We really rely on the helicopter to guide us. Usually. Wind can be too bad for them
Other times, it is frantic and we are going in full on stress mode to find people.

We can call in a helicopter with IR to detect heat and get the raods closed by the police as we search. We also have excellent dog handlers.
The police shut down the roads if necessary and keep us informed of ground observations.

Also they escort medics should they be needed: as is often the case.
Pic is the most dangerous road in England. It goes on an east-west path, and I live there. Top fun.

Back home

WHERE IS OUR TESTO AMERICA

I CAN NOT TAKE ALL THIS FAGGINESS

SWEDEN EVERYWHERE

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This?! Fortunately she will die fast. This, Merkel and Gro Harlem Brundtland... fuckers

how much do you know about us?
Don't reveal personal information that can be used against you by your employer.

those FBI faggots and everyone is lurking here, dey be studying us n shiiietz.

Also again; this is the one place on the interwebs were you can actually freely express any opinion you want, nomatter what.

But pay notice, if on duty here, that is going after younglings for shitposting etc. Then we are not noice to you. We are fair but don't do that, and you know not to, unless these fucking useless idiots we got here.... don't get me started they are making us look like a bunch of swedes in here...

One thing is when we fight and they arrest me(this is the north, this is normal here) and the rest of the bunch each fucking weekend when the beer flows... but another to come ask stupid cops shit here like seriously

>who are you
>where do you live
>do you want to meet me
>no you are just paranoid
>tell me where you live and come meet me

sigh... this is what we got now.. feminists..swedes.. ugh they even have pakis now, though they don't dare to send them on the streets, they are not tall enough either

your one angry little norwegian

I have no idea what you're trying to tell me or why

It looks pretty comfy desu

That retard thinks your cid keeps track of Sup Forums

nah I'm just giving you some heads up in here
You are safe with us is all I am saying to you, and as stated earlier we are welcome to your views.

But don't be a fucking retarded stupid nork copper, they have done that above.... ugh.. yeah they aren't particulary smart is all I am saying, but you already show these things.

So I don't need to tell you, most sensible people also understand this. This is a safehaven

I'm only pulling that above up because we had the nork pol in here for we don't know, they want to be "proactive" and this retarded minister read about Sup Forums and made fucking articles about
EXPECT SCHOOL SHOOTINGS CUZ Sup Forums AND USA

just kill me... this country is run by idiots too

kek
why on earth would I be worried about something I didn't even know what was in a foreign country?

GTFO Hillary

yeah we also got a bunch of hillary clinton faggits in here, soiling them self moar and moar.

I hope they all get gassed by Trump

Fake and gay

Serious post here OP. I'm actually not roleplaying and would like honest, serious advice.

A worked for a technical services company a few weeks ago, part of their Help Desk department. I quit and left suddenly because I'm under the suspicion that some members of the IT Department, who had the necessary administrative privileges, to access their co-workers workstations/laptops without their knowledge and install keyloggers. I also believe they were doing so so that they could gain access to our user's paypal accounts. I also believe they hired me and 3 other co workers because they intended us to take the fall for it.

Don't ask me how I know, but for a moment consider everything I said to be true. If I had no hard evidence of this, what should I do in this situation?

Get a confession? The best thing you can do is file a report to the cops. Have they done anything with the information?

Do you have a bachelors? What is your prior work experience which lead you to this internship?

I am still in college, senior year. All I did was work retail for a month as a seasonal cashier.

I think it really helped that I had a clean record and good references though.

don't call him that faggot

How's internal affairs doing?

Also, watch out for divide and conquer, they play both sides against eachother.

>I am still in college
>I had a clean record
>good references

You're truly special OP. Clean record in college you're a model citizen. And good reference ? From your highschool teacher ? That's wonderful.

Welcome in the Police Forces, where anyone can join. You don't find a job ? You don't know what do to ? You're too lazy for the army ? Join us.

Growing up you realize two things, that teachers and cops are losers. When the losers you were with at school become one or the other.

>a Norwegian talking about dignity

Actually my references included professors and another cop that was a family friend.

Anyway, somebody has to do the job, right? Being a police officer has its benefits as well as fun.