ALEC BALDWIN'S AN ASSHOLE!

ALEC BALDWIN'S AN ASSHOLE!

Rob Schneider

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IS

THE BOSS

Do you get the reference?

You know how Grandmas are about Denzel Washington. All's they want is a black guy with a really huge dick.

I mean, come on.

THIS SUMMER

You saw Titanic?

I

BUT HE'S ABOUT TO LEARN

THAT NOT ALL

WUZ

So Sup Forums stands for "Captain Obvious" now?

Oooooh I want hi to urinate all over my tits

I'm all about Denzel's really huge dick. Where do I get in line for the D?

Is this the new Bee Movie?

Grandma, you're a disgusting fuckbag!

DERP DE DOO

I like how the teaser implied the movie as about the kid dealing with a business baby

Yet the actual trailer turns out the movie is about Business Baby

ISN'T THIS GREAT? MY WANG IS HARD AS A PROSTHETIC LEG!

Is there porn of Staci yet?

My dick in a blender *prrRRrRttSStRRtRs*

>inb4 Trump goes on a Twitter rant about this film, thinking it's specifically targeting him

he's going to tweet once about it ("shameless!" or whatever) and then the media will keep it milking for months.

>a grown man being triggered by a children's movie

I'm pretty sure that's worthy of milking.

The DreamWorks raised eyebrow lives on

>Trump's Newest Tirade About Dreamworks' Upcoming Movie Is Another Example Of Undermining American Sovereignty

It's sure as fuck embarrassing.

It's fine when you do it, but if the president were to do it it'd be silly.

I'd like to imagine there's some elite NSA squad who's job is to monitor the president's ships and bitch about the things he hates anonymously.

South Park made this guy more memorable than he did himself.

...

If they made a movie called President Hip-Hop LeNigger and Obama went on Twitter to say it was disgusting then he would be a crybaby bitch right?

I mean what they are basically doing to Trump is white racism. They got him with grotesque faces and everyone is stupid and his wife is a exaggerated voiced stupid bitch and his children are all made up in similarly grotesque ways to look like creeps.

Because white racism is normalized though we think Trump is a whiner crybaby and even make a cartoon about a crybaby president, I mean holy shit.

+50 rubles

SpongeBob, your mother's a nice woman, but your grandma's a whore, and she sucked my wiener so hard I saw her teeth through my butthole.

Yeah, the one with the really big ape

David Hasselhoff would NOT be seen with Gumby.

MAYBE Pokey.

BUT NOT GUMBY.

I never liked Dreamworks but my god, they've really given up.

KANGZ

ALEC BALDWIN WAS THE MAN EVERY MAN WANTED TO BE, UNTIL HE BECAME....
>record skip

...A BABY?!

I'm just going to say yes. Haven't seen any, haven't looked for it. But you know and I know that it exists.

why is it so hard for animators to give characters symmetrical facial expressions instead of these annoying, bland quirky ones

Shrek did it just fine

i wouldnt exactly praise the faces in shrek
most of the humans looked fucking barfworthy

but they were less obnoxious to look at for sure.

Dreamworks is getting so good at making meme movies now the memes precede the movies.

He berates and neglects his daughter. He should try to be a good, caring father like Donald Trump.

MANY SUCH CASES

How many teeth in your butt?

OOOUUU, oh I want him to urinate all over my TITS!

Vin Diesel once built a go-kart that ran on the hopes and dreams of orphans.

It goes fast.

CHRISTOPHA WAAALKEN

THAT THE ONLY WAY TO SURVIVE IN BUSINESS

IS BY CRAWLING YOUR WAY TO THE TOP

DAMN WU AWEC BAWWIN!!!

THE BEST THING ABOUT FUCKING

oh shit the ladder is breaking