Who would you have gone with?
Who would you have gone with?
Elasticbitch.
ElastiTHICCC
Violet
Stretch that elastibooty over my face
both, he should've saved the blondie and taught her the ways of the good guy while she wore an elastigirl straightjacket
Elastigirl. Every time. She's a good wife, and 10-year old me knew exactly what mattered in this world. I still know. Now I've got my own ElastiTHICC.
The mother of my children, of course. I'm no nigger.
The woman who, if I asked her nicely and she was okay with it, could eat me with her asshole.
I bet the other one has no ass.
Elastigirl is built for high-impact breeding. Mirage looks like she would break in half like a stick on contact
Probably the hot teenager, and not the damaged goods grandmas.
Die
The what, my German friend?
Left gave me a milf fetish
Mr. Fantastic should be spreading his supergenes in a around the clock government breeding program to create the next generation of super soldiers.
now this makes me think, does her vagina stretch as well? childbirth would be a breeze
This.
Post some Violet.
She can also make it tighter so it would be like fucking a 12 year old everytime (not that I know)
still remember R34 picture with elasti tied to a bed in spreadeagle using her own streched limbs. Brilliant idea.
>Going for a boring twig
Why go for "like" if you can have the real thing:
I would go with both after I caught them fucking and promised to keep it quiet as long as they'd fuck me whenever i wanted :-)
Superpowers seem to be random. All he would pass on is that his children would have superpowers but they wouldn't have super strength
Thicc
vs
Sticc
I choose thicc.
Fuck off, Shad.
Only elasthicc can handle mr incredible's super strength power fuck.
>Not wanting a wife who could stretch out her ass for you to use like a sleeping bag
There is only one right answer.
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Hot.
>less attractive then her mom
>less curvey than her mom
>looks like the bitch from the Ring
Nope.
There was nothing special about her at all.
the one i could stretch with my monster dong without the hole ever getting loose
iirc, this movie gave me one of my first boners.
Don't forget her pig like nose.
the thicc one
Reminder that Violet has Helen's genes and if everything goes well will in fact have those hips
>picking stick over thicc
>ever
Not to mention Helen can do literally any position you can think of and beyond
underrated post. take this pic of sauron for your trouble.
Any butthole pics or
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She can give you a live shot of her vagina while you pound her
the braphog
always the braphog
Reminder that Violet has Bob's genes and he's got a negative hips stat.
Yeah. Doctor could walk in, pick up the baby and walk back out.
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Powers are probably put on hold when pregnant due to superpower hormones or some shit, because stretching or using other superpowers would hurt the fetus.
Fill up elastigirl with warm water and generally abuse my inflation fetish
left
Do you think Helen's ass is soft or firm?
She can choose the elasticity and therefore softness and firmness at will
Wow, times have changed. This kind of harassment used to be acceptable in kids films?
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I've got a thing for evil girls.
Nice
They're married
fuck off retards
That's a horrible token of appreciation, here, take this elasti-ass instead.
I know you're being sarcastic, but it actually makes me physically mad that dumb faggots that deserve to be genocided actually think like this.
Kari.
I bet she's a virgin.
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Considering her genes, she'll grow out of her sticc state in a few years.
somebody kill him please
>shadman is the only one who consistently produces Elastigirl art that doesn't entirely look like trash
but it does look like trash
>shadshit producing anything that doesn't look like trash
I said entirely, it's still trash but it's at least more on the ok side.
You should see some of the other elastigirl r34
no seriously fucking kill him
i only read porn on exhentai
Elastigirl is the only correct answer. Can you even imagine the depraved acts you could commit with that bitch?
>tfw she eats your ass while you’re raw dogging her from behind
>tfw when she sticks her hand up her elasti-ass and jerks you off while youre inside her pussy
>tfw she puts that elasti-tongue to good use
And, she could control her ass and tit size, as well as the tightness of whatever hole you’re sticking it in.
>tfw she squeezes into your dick and plays around inside your ballsack
>weeb
No wonder you don't like Shad
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>it’s an “elastigirl engorges her clit to 12 inches, ties you down with her limbs, and laughs at you’re tiny dick while she pounds away episode”
It's shit like this that basically makes elastigirl the most OP character in the franchise. Just think, if someone tries to rape her she could just close her vagina. The only way of killing her is being catching her off guard and even then she was a morph her body to push the bullet out. Keep in mind she survived a legit missile explosion. I REALLY hope someone got fired for this blunder.
This post started out as a joke but I think as a kid the main thing that stopped me from loving these movies is how broken mrs incredible is
Real life girls can do that. Observe:
>gfycat com/PartialThirdCockatiel
Dude its a fucking animated fantasy movie fuck off with your shitty logic
There are plenty of western artists better than Shad who cater to the same fetishes user, it's not just an East versus West thing
>Can't give you a bj without your pubes getting stuck on her braces
Elastic mommy. Depending on how her powers work she would never get wrinkles or look old, she could chang her body to any type, always stay tight. Also her voice is kind of cute. Other bitch is just some traitor roastie.
elastic bitch yummu
>Golden era of SFM porn
>No elastigirl porn
Why? Doesn't overwatch porn get boring after a while?
>it's an "elastigirl expands her ass around your entire body while pounding her from behind" episode
faust love of the damned
Hello Shadman, finish the incestibles you lazy cunt.
obviously helen because she can vore me
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>When I was a kid watching this movie
STICC
>As a man
THICC
Woah
Those Overwatch niggers haven't even gotten around to making half-decent Zarya porn yet.
Helen definitely
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>No decent Zarya porn
Lazy niggers i tell you, lazy niggers with shit taste.
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