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Pairings that you just can't get behind for one reason or another (canon or non-canon)

It's shit and I'm glad it's dead.

RomanRogers/Brucetasha
Any Yuri ship that doesnt make sense
Any Ron ship
Bolin/Korra/Opal
/ss/ shit
Any Wolverine ship
Any Iron Man ship

dont you remember getting a crush on a girl before you hit puberty?
its more about liking a girl because she is cute or nice or smart or just because you have fun with her
stans crush on wendy is pretty spot on from that perspective, remember the joke back then was that they are little kids

Still better than WW/SM

Bildip.
Janstar.
Stancest.
Sylava.
Candip.

They're both equally shit.

Pinecest is cool, though, that's for sure.

Rather you posted Wondersupes. Least Wonderbat doesn't affects their characters severely.

Well, I don't personally ship it, but it does have some interesting potential.

For example, because of the "man to man talk" incident in Carpet Diem, it's possible that Mabel knows more about how male genitalia works than Dipper.

MarieEdd
Dipper/Pacifica
Bubbline

Mabel's fucking shit. Can't ship her with anyone.

Stan is too compliant. Wendy and Kyle are both very bad influences (even worse than Cartman because he doesn't take his shit).

How about Jeff? That's who she deserves.

What about Kenny?

Any Eddsworld ship. Just no.

Was she meant to be so unlikable?

I barely understand why this is was a thing before barn mates

Ben x Gwen. Stop being ikky.

Were the only homeworld gems back then. Became a real big crack pairing.
Their relationship could've been handled so much better but alas.
Still a cute pair it is.

Hersey.

What about him? Him and Stan are far apart in their friendship.

>inb4 Zutaran

Their personalities don't mix well together, they spend most of their time together fighting, they've already had three break-ups, the relationship was probably the least important thing of Zuko's god-tier character arc and she doesn't really bring out Zuko's best traits.

Any Gayship with Cap is disgusting

They're straight, get over it

Shego and Drakken. I accept that it's good storytelling, but my penis says Shego should be fucking Kim.

Ron and Kim too to a degree if only because it was wildly unnecessary and clearly forced even if the writing carried it through anyway.

>They're straight
Right, and Cap isn't a Hydra agent.

I'm sure Jean will sort this all out for the next AvX.

SpiderGwen and NiggerSpider


Yuck

She was only shit in Season 2B. Before that everyone was squeeing over her.

I'd still ship her, though. With Dipper, because there is literally no other male that would make an interesting pair.

she was an alien manipulating him

any gayshit with hetero characters

Anything Incest.

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davekat

FUCKING SPIDEYPOOL

They could have built it up over a year
They could have found more appropriate partners
Instead they just said "She's African, he's African, get them hitched!" Racist as fuck.
And the writing for the whole fling was shite

bump

>thinking with your dick
>sick degenerate deviancy fetish
Your opinions are shit.

Stuff like this belongs only in porn.

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is /ss/ aloud?

Dickbabs is pure cancer.

Same goes for any ship that involves two(or more) members of the Bat family.

Jackie and Marco; i don't feel like they match each other
>inb4 butthurt starcofag
I don't ship anyone in this show, but it's obvious that this is just some plot for some drama between Star and Marco and some bullshit love triangle... fuck i just wanted to watch a cute bug princess doing crazy shit with her mexican friend

Padippica

Bwen is both Plebian and Patrician???

This right here.

You don't have to be a Zutara fag in order to realize that Zuko and Mai's relationship is dysfunctional as Hell.

Oh, there are so many..

dipcifica, padippica, whatever the fuck
billdip
katnep
davekat

Never ever

Tina Belcher and Jimmy Pesto, Jr.

Tina deserves better. She deserves Zeke.

holy shit i wanted to punt her into the sun.

Is Sup Forums so obsessed with shipping because of its abandonment of actual irl relationships?

>That feel when you shipped Gwevin even in the original series
Shit felt good. Wish they would have handled the set up better but the banter they have together is great

Plebeian Bwen is "just friends" Bwen. Patrician Bwen is the tried and true Bwen

>Tina deserves better
no
>She deserves Zeke.
yes

she's been introduced the worst way into s2, she could have popped up maybe here and there but now she's obviously just here to be the love interest that has to go for Star.
They gave us no reason to care for Jackie

Not my fault there is literally fuck-all to ship Mabel with. Gravity Falls is like a shitty redneck town: There's no one interesting who's not related to you.

Dropped the show twice over betacai's bullshit.

IDK, I just can't dig this.

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That's because Milhouse is a shit who is destined to end up a loser for his entire life like his dad.

Then again, he really does deserve it.

Then again, Lisa deserves as miserable a life as possible and that's a good way to do it.

Unfortunately everyone knows that Milhouse is a lost cause and will do everything in their power to sabotage his attempts.

That and Lisa's the type who'll end up with a liberal douche who waxes poetic about the struggles of human life while texting his priveleged mates on his iphone 7.

> Is a loser
> Deserves happiness

Something's not right in what you're saying...

You're misunderstanding me mate.

I'm saying that he deserves to be a loser for the rest of his life, not that he deserves happiness.

Lisa ends up married to Milhouse in two canon future episodes.

She also lost her virginity to him.

Better.

Bah, I consider those what-ifs even if they are canon.

Especially when Simpsons continuity only really matters when it's to make a joke.

Why would you do that to Nelson?

this really is bad.
karezi, johnrezi or johnkatrezi(OT3) are the only ships I can stand involving Terezi.

Isn't it like the 4th or 5th most popular Zuko ship? Zutara, Jinko, Zuki, and even Firecest are probably more popular.

Because knocking up Sherri and Terri with twins was too much for Nelson. I don't even think he cheated, I think Terri and Sherri just swap when nobody is looking.

you just don't see the appeal

All Frozen ships

This, big time. Milhouse is a little asshole, she can do better.

Also any incest pairing. Incest is disgusting and wrong.

Sonic and Amy.

Bitch needs to get it through her skull: he can't stand you.

Zutara and Sokka/Suki

Then why do you use both hands while jacking off?
They're practically siblings!

This is why sonic boom is great. Amy's character was completely re-imagined as an unapologetic bitch who makes only the barest minimum effort to pretend she likes any of the main cast, including Sonic.

>Sokka/Suki
Why would you dislike the only sort-of well written pairing of the franchise?

There are plenty of tumblinas that chose to self insert onto Mai rather than Katara that liked that pairing.

Just look at anyone that gave Smoke and Shadow a positive review.

Barely.

Left hasn't spoken to Right since that unpleasant family reunion back in 04.

They just don't have chemistry...at all.
Hell, Ulrich has more chemistry with Jeremy than he does with Yumi.

Why don't you like Daverezi?

Gamzee is a shit.

>not Kataang
Wtf are you smoking? It was the most well developed pairing in the whole show

I sort of liked him showing interest in Jane for whatever reason.

Cap/Widow
Cap/Carter women
Bucky/Widow

"Dear God, if you don't return my Lisa home safely...ants will burn tonight."