Batman I need you to help me pick out a Christmas gift for Sarah and Barbara
Batman I need you to help me pick out a Christmas gift for Sarah and Barbara
Hunter Wilson
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Justin Reed
>Sarah
Jim...
Nathaniel Ramirez
"Christ, Batman, you're telling me you never buy small gifts for departed loved ones to help relieve the happy memories of time spent together?"
Gabriel Morales
I can't get Barb a new pair of legs, Jim.
I'm not a millionaire, and certainly not a billionaire.
Stop asking.
Asher Carter
I don't think Batman as ever lost anyone of significance in his life ever.
Chase James
Superman died that one time. They're butt-buddies, right?
Robert Carter
Just write them a check for a couple thousand dollars.
Bentley Butler
Batman: Don;t worry Jim. I'll get Barbara the perfect gift.
Proceeds to Sex her.
Juan Moore
Jason.
But then he was resurrected into an ant-hero.
Ayden Harris
Get Sarah a casket.
Get Barbara those things you put on your bicycle spokes to make noise
Adam Jones
Okay, Jim. I know you're speaking in code and you're pressuring me to do something, and you know what? I'm done. I give up. I know exactly what you want me to do to Barbara and your wife's corpse and I'm done resisting. You win. I'm going to rape them for Christmas. It's not what I want to do at all but I know you're not going to stop hounding me until I do, so I'm going to rape your daughter and unearth your wife's body. Just this once, but no more. After I do this you have to stop asking me to rape people. I can't keep living like this, Jim. Even I have a limit.
Mason Barnes
Fucking hell, Batman, you can't give them the same gift. What kind of asshole are you?
Luis Ross
Get Babs some new running shoes.
Landon White
...
Robert Flores
Riddle me this: What do you do when the Bat plans to commit a crime? Answer: You punisish him for going off the rails
Zachary Richardson
literally who?
Evan Rodriguez
Bruce Wayne ya clod!
Jordan Brown
>And so it was, that Batman helped Gordon give his daughter a very special gift that year that she would never forget
>Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
Jaxson Anderson
What does Bruce Wayne have to do with this?
Aiden Howard
It's not the same gift if he uses a different hole
Andrew Fisher
That's Bruce Wayne, not Batman
Xavier Perry
Bruce Wayne is Batman's boss, duh. Remember the bigass press conference with the spotlights and Wayne revealing that he ran an army of Bat-themed vigilantes then the former VP of LexCorp showed up with a bunch of brainwashed, cop killing children and army of bat furries with katanas because Batman dumped her and got sole custody of their kid in the divorce and then she was shot to death by Bruce Wayne's aunt who died a couple years back? It was around that time your sister was killed and eaten by a gay matador.
Zachary Nguyen
...
Gavin Anderson
Cleaned up proof of who Batman is
Jaxon Hughes
Damnit Batman! What the fuck is wrong with you? Not everything is about rape! I'm an old man OK, I miss my wife, especially around the holiday season, so when I was asking you for help in picking out a gift for Barbara, I accidentally said Sarah too. Has that never happened to you Batman? Someone being so important to you that even after they die you sometimes act like they're still around?
But since you finally agreed to rape someone, are you SURE you can't just rape the Joker? It would be the perfect gift for Barbara...and for Sarah too if she was still with us.
Adrian Peterson
Ah yes, rape, the gift that keeps on giving
Ryan Thompson
But gordon you had the rape inside you this whole time. In fact you been raping barbara for years.
Logan Cooper
Apparently, Barbara is enjoying Batman's gift.
Asher Carter
>"I-I have proof Bruce Wayne is Batman"
>Proceeds to post out of context page
Sad part is people will actually fall for this
William Rogers
>(((proof)))
Luis Mitchell
Nice
Chase Murphy
inb4 deleted
Austin Powell
because no Robin can ever satisfy barbara. only Batdick.
Grayson Hernandez
This must fucking hurt.
Jace Ramirez
Ryan Howard
Especially if you don't wear a condom
Gavin Lopez
...
Adrian Davis
>I'm going to rape them for Christmas.
kek
K E K
Adam Ward
So much being rated R
Camden Rogers
That soft, compare to gen 13 movie even if was censored youtu.be
Landon Harris
>There are actually people who think Bruce Wayne is Batman
So you're trying to tell me the guy who owns a multi-billion dollar company somehow finds time during the day in between work and fucking hot chicks to dress up as a superhero, learn Martial Arts, and defeat actual super villains without dying in the process? Okay buddy
Tyler Foster
Don't worry Jim, we'll find a good gift for Barbara. I have a billionaire friend who can help us
Landon Thompson
Have a nice vacation user!
Aaron Taylor
Yeah, that's why I said it. They made a huge deal out of being rated R that it's was the most PG-13 movie I've ever seen
Caleb Green
Worlds best dad everyone. It was bad enough that this happened in the DCAU and with Tim in the Arkhamverse. Being Dick is suffering. Especially since so many writers seem to have a murderboner for him in recent years.
At least Damien loves him.
Isaac Martinez
didn't he get all angsty when superman murdered the joker?
Josiah Allen
...
Jacob Green
they should have shown the scene where she rode batman's dick.
that was hot
Carson Phillips
>and the gargoyle saw it all happen
Kevin Johnson
...
Luke Long
Someone needs to shoop Nightwing stood on top of the gargoyle looking devastated.
Lincoln Peterson
Agreed
Ayden Hall
>Mfw my grandma did this and wanted me to help her find a present for great grandma who passed away in August
Felt weird.
Jose Reyes
>Sarah
She's dead, Jim
Julian Ortiz
Batman
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you to do one thing
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is for you
TO RAPE THAT GOD DAMN CLOWN IN HIS ANUUUS BABY
Kayden Wright
where this "rape the joker, batman" meme started?
Henry Gutierrez
Kevin Robinson
RIP
Jose Nelson
It all started with the "Why doesn't Batman kill the Joker?" meme that's been around for years, then someone did a take on that with Gordon telling Batman he must kill the Joker Then somebody had Gordon instead say that Batman must rape the Joker, and a new meme was born.
Jordan Cruz
Even if he did, I doubt it left a lasting impression.
Camden Jenkins
But wouldn't the Joker LIKE to be raped? Hell, would it even be rape--he'd probably be all for it.
Jacob Martinez
Nice
Daniel Scott
Dickbabs is cancer anyway, Dick should be happy Bruce is stuck with her now so he's free to be a whore like usual
Alexander Bennett
>After Batman rapes the Joker the Joker stops committing crimes.
>It was all he ever wanted for Christmas.
Jaxon Lee
Now free of Barbara Dick has made many conquests that include: Starfire,Raven,Donna,Wally, Huntress,Catwoman,Damian,Powergirl,Supergirl,Vixen,Talia,Big Barda,Slade,Granny Goodness.
Everyone wants the Dick
William Robinson
>Granny Goodness
Now that's taking one for the team.
Jace Evans
Disco collars get her wet.