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Archie got cucked

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Bear in mind that SJWs are writing the comics now. Of course the male loses.

He dies in the comics anyway doesn't he?

wow... archie is hella hot now

Is that what's happening? They seem to be kissing just for this specific situation.

...

user, there is a reason why these two girls are always together and never actually fuck or marry Archie.

That makes a shit ton of sense. He is their dyke-shield, so people don't connect the dots. Poor fucker.

One Tree Hill/Gossip Girl/Pretty Little Liars.

Pretty much.

So, will Archie be gay now?

>Ronnie kissing Betty
This doesn't feel right at all

>When you run out of things to subvert

Say goodbye to classic Archie, fans.

I'm not sure why anyone is assuming they're gay when it's far more likely just a token "main chicks kiss because chicks kissing is hot" scene. They've been doing that shit since at least Friends.

You know in the case of Archie that is actually for the better. Indecisive fag.

Y'all need to calm down. They're obviously just kissing to get on the cheerleading squad because Cheryl Blossom is fucking crazy.

>indecisive
I think it's more about playing the field.

>So, will Archie be gay now?
have you even seen fem!Jug?
dat bussy gettin buss boyo

>mfw /u/ wins everytime

Because outrage. Anger sells better than sex.

So I guess Archie is gonna get with Cheryl or Jughead now?

This is the CW. No one who watches the CW is going to be angry about something like this.

>ITT people who didn't even watch the video clip

Come on. It's 20 seconds long.

Well Cheryl IS best girl.

CW won't be mad, the only thing CW fans hate are black people. I think even a few CW fans tried to kill that one black girl from their vampire tv-series. In fact, I think there's an all-womans klan in the mid-west and shes on their hit list

Archie is pretty much confirmed to fuck Veronice, Betty, Ms. Grundy and Josie at different points in the show. Maybe even Ethel, who knows?

You just know they'll have a threesome at some point in the show.

>Fem!Jug
What?

Sabrina R63ed Riverdale.

That's not gonna be permanent though, right?

I should have clarified, people shouting 'RUINED' or 'SJWS' just want something to be offended by.

It's funny because I bet the show will trigger at lot of SJWs, what with Betty and Veronica kissing for sport, Archie having a harem, implications of twincest and shit.

Someone hasn't been keeping current with the Archie comics....

Everything about this post is incredibly stupid
But I can't stop laughing

No actually not. Are they good?

No, it was a one issue thing and all the r63ed guys were pretty hot. Particularly Jughead and Reggie.

Damn. Did we get some good art out of it?

I am unironically looking forward to watching this.

Especially for the talkback threads on Sup Forums.

>implying they will be allowed
Lucifer threads have to stay in Gotham in order to not get moved to Sup Forums

Not really.

Josie and the Pussycats definitely is, yes.

pretty much this, we have to talk about show in end of gotham thread just to get to talk about show.

"Lucifer" is pretty much an OC. "Riverdale", for better or for worse, is pretty faithful to the comics story.

>pretty faithful to the comics story
I'm interested in Riverdale but how is that true? Characters have the same names?

PDA is not allowed in high school

After all the trailer we've seen? Nigga you need glasses

What does riverdale air after? Supergirl? I know the 100 is after Arrow now (because you have to have that maximum mopiness)

The comics's core story is teenage shenanigans and the love triangle between Archie, Betty and Veronica, and that's just what the show is. They just made if darker, sexier and have the shenanigans involve murder.

>Thinking teenagers care about what's allowed

Not even the teachers care.

Just good friends

>What does riverdale air after?

"Supernatural", on Thursdays.

That will be a good fit for maximum wet panties.

Speaking of The 100, season 4 is looking lit.

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>that saliva trail at 16 seconds in
I already ship these two.

Thank you based /u/.

Extended trailer tomorrow, btw.

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Watching Season 3 now.

God, Bellamy's storyline is the worst. Does it get better?

Where's the screener leak?

MURDER!

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Eh, more or less.

They try to salvage it, but it comes a little too late.

Huh.... Americans are going to destroy their entire legacy in entertainment media, just to satisfy the fags, the feminists and the minorities.

>darker, sexier

At which point I stopped caring. Got my fill of that shit years ago.

Now it being a John Hughes send up like they said originally , I could have gotten into that.

Good balance of drama and humor.

This is just garbage and will make none of these characters endearing. Cept Jughead.

CW hasn't leaked it yet.

You've seen it yet?

Far too many teenage shows and movies nowadays are "just like John Hughes". I don't know if they'll pull it off, but the idea of a Twin Peaks-esque dark humor show is actually more interesting.

Girl kisses are meaningless on TV. They can be easily dismissed as experimenting or "pansexuality" and going back to real relationship with men.

This sound very possible. It's an old fantasy

oy, Jughead is A-or burger-sexual. Eschew romance, acquire burgers.

Its not a John Hughes homage, just the creator misreading why Afterlife with Archie worked. Which is odd since that's the same damn person.

Twin Peaks John Hughes Mashup could have been great.

Name one.

hell no male gays are gross and disgusting

lesbians only

Im gonna miss ClarkXLexa. I remember her hearing she dies in a few episodes. And it seemed likely from where I stopped when it was first airing.

You people need to let it go with MUH JOHN HUGHES.

And I say that as a John Hughes fan.

though this Ethel is played by Barb. So maybe an exception this time around.

Also FUK YEA BARB.

Kevin Keller is already in the show as Betty's gay friend that watched the porn at her place.

Also from earlier, gives Mr. Andrews head in back alleys.

>Which is odd since that's the same damn person.

Not really.
With Aguirre-Sacasa's Archie stuff it's mostly been about putting the genre first, then layering Archie aspects on top of that.

Riverdale follows that method.

I never got into that relationship, so it was moot for me. It almost killed the show, though.

That and the drama over Lincoln's death.

I regularly had sex in my high school granted it was usually in closets or other rooms the janitor forgot to lock.

>Also from earlier, gives Mr. Andrews head in back alleys.

This was just a joke from when Sup Forums was making up edgy storylines for the show to tackle.

But with Afterlife everyone played to type.

This Eschews that for everyone.

I just don't see how a severe departure from type can somehow wind up back to it.

Shouldn't have opened that.

:(

Afterlife was easier.
Teen Zombie stories are mainly blank slates
And let's be honest "to type" is being slightly generous for most of the characters that lived past the first arc.

With dirty teen dramas...everyone needs to be slimy.

>This Eschews that for everyone.

That's a bold claim to make considering the show isn't even out yet.

We've had the bios out for a year or so now. The point stands.

Archie is now basically Reggie Ginger Edition.

With him being a blackmailing D-Bag, don't know what they'll be able to do with Reggie.

Probably what they did to Afterlife Reggie.
Make him a complete monster.

Is that really all Archie is? A love triangle?

Archie is not blackmailing anyone. He's the one being emotionally blackmailed by Ms. Grundy.

No he pulls that on her. Since he's been donking her over the summer.

At its core, yes. Folks have built upon it some to better and others worse. But overall it is two ladies after the same boy.

Believe it established that archetype even.

We've already have some spoilers for it, bro.

They're together when Jason Blossom disappears and they hear a gunshot or something. Archie wants to go to the police about it but Ms. Grundy persuades him not to because there's no justification for them being alone late at night in Riverdale's make-out spot that wouldn't expose their affair and ruin her career and life. That's why Jughead is so pissed at Archie early on.

>though this Ethel is played by Barb. So maybe an exception this time around.

Jughead works best when he balances Burgers and Ethel.

Bellamy continues to act like a retard flr most of the season, contributing to that spoilers death, then acts shocked when the mutual character gets angry at him.

The clexa end sucked, but was necessary for the plot of the season. People got really salty about that death, because they did a whole press tour about how progressive they were, while already having shot the most stereotypically death scene ever (it was literally the same as Buffy). Meanwhile, that other spoilers death was more related to behind the scenes drama

How about this?

Can someone explain this to me?

Need something that the the cast could fug.

About time, that ginger idiot has been waiting way too long.

Weatherbee better be equally young and attractive

I wouldn't quite put it on Bellamy's shoulders, it wouldn't have happened if they accepted his help in the first place.

And now Octavia is apparently doing the very thing she condemned him for.

>women being bitches and whores

Sounds like new territory for the CW

I heard Lexa's actress left because she was on Fear the Walking Dead and was a main character there.

Yep, that's what happened.

They worked out a deal so they could bring her back for the first few episodes of season 3 and properly send her off, but it was controversial anyway.

Hiram Lodge being the hero of the series. Gonna be interesting.

That an actual synopsis or something someone just posted. Because earlier show reports.

>Archie group find body and are supposedly somehow involved.

>Fred Andrews uses his connections to get the body buried on a Lodge construction site which someone winds up getting Hiram tossed in jail and Ronnie and her mom moving to town.

The actual show.

You've been meme'd, son. That was a fake plot.

Not touching that one. Thanks

Don't correct or agree but I assume she appears to the new leader in their head.

>Blood must not have Blood
Is a horrible slogan. They should've reworked it