Post your retarded manchild comic idea

Marvel's or DC's universe gets invaded by The Thing who slowly immitates heroes and no one has any clue who is who, since he's undetectable.

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I want a serious comic on Muhammad's life and his ascension as a prophet.

Transformers and Ninja Turtles merge, shenanigans ensue.

A comic based on the desperado movies.

The Shadow vs Cthulhu

Nick Fury's Howling Commandos vs the T Virus

Batman gets trapped in Silent Hill

Actually, any crossover with Silent Hill would be awesome. Except Deadpool. Ok, maybe even Deadpool.

Gaurdians of the Galaxy enter the God Hates Astronauts universe

Sandman, Lord of Dreams gets trapped in The Grid from Tron.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles but it's an alternate reality where they're the only humans in a world of anthropomorphic turtles

Star Wars: The little Gonk that saved the galaxy

The Punisher vs Dr Robotnik

Batman vs Herbert West

Teen Titans get captured by the Cenobites

Superman vs Slaanesh

Deadpool enters the world of Rabbit Junk.

Krang and the Decepticons vs Cobra Commander and the Zoids

Bibleman vs Deadpool

A gag comic with B'wana and Freedom Beast as a pair of meat-headed dudebros who tackle all of Africa's real-world problems with wrestling moves and freakish animal hybrids.

A series based on The Cornetto Trilogy

I want a 12 issue limited series of Man-Thing wondering into the dimensions of whatever properties they can get the rights to cross over with, a different one in each issue. No overarching plot. Just him stumbling around through the Nexus. One issue the crew of the Enterprise is studying him as a new lifeform and he gets involved in a skirmish with Romulans, next he's in Oz chasing around the lion, he runs into Pac-Man and fights the ghosts. Just a bunch of weird stand alone stories. Give it rotating creative teams like The Kamandi Challenge.

All the heroes suddenly dissapear from the universe for no apparent reason. Civilzation has to learn how to survive to the villains and aliens\demons attacks by thenselfs

Be a nice bit of karmic retribution for the Marvel citizens.

Even though it can literally become anyone or anything, it still gets criticized for not being diverse enough.

Mine would be a 6-12 issue run. Batman is off-world on League business, maybe handling this on a deserted planet. He needs someone to look after Gotham while he's away, he knows Nightwing is busy, Red Robin is "dead" Batwoman is capable but isn't an apparent "heir". Jason is the only one he trusts. He has to learn how to fight, investigate and handle all villains like Batman would. It all culminates in him taking down Joker without killing him, lots of drama, coming of age etc;

How has IDW not made this yet, you would think they would have done this.

Two different toy companies, man.

Superman crashing around Wayne Manor and growing up as Bruce's brother

Heroes fight villains. No heroes end up fighting other heroes. Heroes just team up, get along, and do the right thing in stopping the villain.

Can't help but feel that's probably already happened, it sounds exactly like a typical DC plot.

Judge Dredd vs. anything

>Little Klart would jump on front of Joe Chill's bullet
>Batman never happened
>The end

Judge Dredd vs. John Spartan

Both are played by Sylvester Stallone.

One must uphold the law, the other, destroy it.

>not knowing super's power doesnt come to him until atleast he's a teenager.

Dick went through that when Bruce died before the n52 it was probably my 2nd favorite run. During the 2nd battle for the cowl Jason was A Batman but he would carry guns and shit and killed, right now he only kills if he absolutely has to which imo he should've been from the start. Also they changed Jason from being 6'2 or 6'3 to only being 6' what up with that is it because he's younger in n52 or they just wanted bats to be taller?

Didn't stop them crossovering other properties.

it's like tinder, but for people who want to fight

>Little Klark dies
>Batman happens
>Doomsday arrives
>Earth goes to rek

Robbie Rotten vs The Flash

It depends. Sometimes he's got them from the start sometimes they come slowly. Byrne was the one who had them come as a teenager.

The Thing in a fantasy setting oh wait

>not knowing that it varies depending on the universe

Read some Superman.

This arbitrary separation between hero and villain is p. much what the last 20 years of capeshit tried to break. It's not healthy to constantly try and relive your childhood, user.

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It was a mistake having Innistrad waifu.

Jason was 6'4". They changed it because hacks prefer to make the Robins into Matryoshka dolls.

Do you want it historically accurate or do you want him flying around with magic muslim powers?

Predator vs Conan the Barbarian

It ends with the Preds seeing Conan as an equal and taking him to space with them for more hunts and conquests.

Some things happen, and they never get retconned.

>Jason was 6'4".
You sure about that? Could've sworn Batman was 6'2 and Jason was 6'3 pre-n52, the only good thing about n52 Batman family heights is Tim isn't a total perma manlet.

fund it

SHE WAS SPACE LEGAL, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT?

Sigarda is still alive and kicking :^)

>tfw she's one of the angels I'm the least interested in
At least I still have Kiora.

A Batman comic book series set in the Tim Burton-verse

>Pluto is currently in the process of being colonized, few towns and simplistic communications established, one police station set up in the main settlement, even a got a church on one of the branching settlements with a high christian population
>Suddenly a research team exploring the surface of the planet goes silent, their last known location is investigated
>Team is found, their suits have just disappeared and they seem to have turned into a stone like material
>Their all on their knees, arms stretched out in the same direction with what looks like stone branches replacing their eyes
>Video footage searched, the last thing recorded were a few large rings raising out of the ice and spinning around each other with, getting faster and faster until
>Video becomes completely corrupt, screen just turns to dark static with glowing blue orbs faintly on the screen
>At around the same time odds things keep happening, settlements go completely dark, perfectly normal people suffer complete mental breakdowns for seemingly no reason, people begin to disappear and more instances of these "rings" keep popping up
>USNA sends several researchers and doctors to investigate, as well as the main character, an android detective
>Eventually the investigations begin to reveal that there's something on the planet that goes beyond natural phenomenon or potentially even extraterrestrial, and is far beyond the feeble power of the human mind
Basically a sci-fi meets Lovecraftian horror story... What? You said you wanted retard manchild ideas.

>Tim Burton-verse

You mean, some good comedies, a ton of shitty adaptations and classics that he stole credit for?

Also, why Warner never pushed DC into making a bettlejuice/batman crossover?

I mean the TIm Burton Batman films universe

Reverse-Flash from a "Heroes are villains and vice versa" goes back in time to try and fix Flash's shitty life so he doesn't become a supervillain.
I made a thread about this concept and nobody came.

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Ghost Rider: Director of W.A.N.D., the magic branch of S.H.I.E.L.D. Comes with his own personal HELLicarrier.

Secret Invasion?

I bet it will explode in popularity.

Klarion and Constantine team up to fight small-time conjuring bullshittery in the city. Constantine makes a terrible onii-chan but he tries, while Klarion causes trouble because he has no moral compass. Teekl does cat things.

In my head it is titled 'magic assholes'.

An autobiographical comic on Siegel and Shuster, about their lives and the creation of Superman.

In the vein of A Dark Night: A True Batman Story, Superman along with other characters appear in the comic.

>'magic assholes
Coincidentally the title of their gay porn parody.

I know, I want to give back to Sup Forums if DC steals my idea.

Deadpool would work if they wanted to do a introspect story about Wade's really fucked up life. Otherwise it would be "LOL PYRAMIDE HEAD AM I RIGHT???"

>Klark didn't get opera yet
>Bullet seriously injures him
>Joe still kills their parents
>Bruce grows up to be paranoid over his brothers safety and super over protective, even when Clark is Superman

How has that not already happened?

>It ends like being like that episode of the PPG where the girls stay all the episode on a cloud yelling at the citizen clues on how to beat the monster

Hasbro and Playmates are active rivals, though.
Green Lantern/Star Trek? Not between two rival companies.
Transformers/X-Files? Not two rival companies.
Transformers/GI Joe? Just one company.
But Playmates and Hasbro are actively competing for market share. They don't want to advertise each others' products.

>yfw he accidentally ends up creating the "normal" universe and erasing his own existence

This, pic related.

That could totally work as a serious comic, but desu I was imagining it as a gag comic, and that he would call it paradise - nothing but sexy burn victims, cans of refried beans and gory carnage everywhere.

A gag comic based on the adventures of Superman and Arale or Superman and Kid Goku.

A bunch of new Marvel characters appear that have carbon copy power sets of other heroes, except half these guys are Mutants with the powers of non-Mutants and the other half all have the powers of Mutants that they got in science accidents and because they find it assanine that these new Mutants get hate and these new non-Mutants don't, they all set out to prove this anti mutant thing is BS.

They all then uncover the Anti-Mutant shit is ACTUALLY Magneto and Professor X working together to give their lives purpose, damn the cost.

Then the X-Men and Mutant Brotherhood kill Magneto, Prof X and Jean Grey (because fuck you Jean), disband, and Mutants just cease to be a contentious issue in Marvel Comics.

A street cop shoots the Joker, killing him. The whole thing was very anti-climactic. Batman goes through a moral crisis that takes him all over the world meanwhile Dicky old boy and Batgirl are left to deal with the aftermath

A series of one-shots where every single one of Batman's enemies is executed by the state. Starting with Harley Quinn because she's an obnoxious peice of shit with no redeemable value.

OR

A new villain appears in Gotham and kills all of Batman's enemies. When Batman finally confronts the killer, said killer draws a gun, says "Have Fun" and shoots himself in the head." The rest of the story is Bruce Wayne dealing with his life now that the only criminals in Gotham are gangbangers and such that GCPD can easily handle without Batman.

Setting the stage for underage female Kryptonians getting involved with some totally not pedo guy who looks like Byrne?

Eldrazi are the Thing?

Also: Battle of the Collectives: Thing vs Borg vs Cybermen

A continuation of Person of Interest. Focusing on Shaw, Fusco and Finch, and perhaps the Washington team too.

Isn't S.T.A.K.E. the branch that deals with magic shit too?

Marvel What Ifs... but instead of Uatu it's Molecule Man hosting and if the different universes turns out in a way he don't like he'll interfere to make things more interesting.

There was that comic where the Waynes raised him as Bruce and he became Batman

>implying copycats and shit won't show up

WAND appeared first, in Red Thunderbolts. But yeah, they're same shit.

Only got he layout. It's about a Highwayman, who lives on the path to Death, so when the Reaper or whoever is bringing people to the afterlife, they actually bring things with them because after centuries he got tired of telling people they couldn't bring it with them. So the Highwayman will try to rob Death and the individual but since they're already dead it'll be more comical. Reaper will be like "Dude you're already dead he can't actually do anything." But the person will be freaking out too much that they're being robbed.

Highwayman gets away with it around 1/5 of the time. Also did I mention he's got a goat's head and where's a bandana mask?

Fuck yeah

An Elseworld that details what happens when Batman kills the Joker. And the results are pretty thoroughly unpleasant.

These are good ideas

Also:
Giganta ongoing where a joint effort by Argus and the DEO offers her an opportunity to work off multiple life sentences (due to all the civilian casualties she's amassed over the years from building crushing) as a supersized defender against giant monster attacks which have for some reason exponentially escalated over a period of months. The idea is that a super-sized and trained operative could potentially take down super-sized threats more quickly and efficiently than one or groups of smaller heroes working together with an overall reduced amount of collateral damage. She ends up fighting kaiju, giant robots, aliens, and other super-sized beings.

I think this would work better as an actual book.

Some packmule sidekick has to take up the mantle after his boss gets killed. All the while keeping up the façade that the real hero is still alive. Shenanigans ensue.

Predator vs John Connor. The Predator ends up accidentally taking down Skynet and saving humanity because those fucking machines keep on trying to take his prey.

Superman Cosmic Bachelor Party

What if Kakarot ended up in the Marvel Universe?

His pod goes on a slightly different path, goes through a hole in reality and ends up in marvel universe.

Series revolving around either

The Legion of Doom with
Lex Luthor
Joker
Reverse Flash
Black Manta
Cheetah
Sinestro
Despero

or

Masters of Evil with
Doctor Doom
Magneto
Green Goblin
Baron Zemo
Loki
Kingpin
Mandarin

Both series would be about the greatest villains of their respective universes forming a small Illiminati-esque team with the purpose of taking over the world. The reason for this is a reality bending being has decided they wish to see if they actually could. They have been informed that if they don't succeed in their endeavor within five years they and any sort of legacies they have built will be erased from all of reality as if they never existed. The series then go on to detail the villains using their resources to take over the world in a coordinated fashion while facing the fact that they regularly fuck one another over or get stopped by various superheroes.

I want that DC Office show Sup Forums joked around with a few months ago to actually happen.
I died reading that thread.

what if Batman had to face a foe with the abilities of all his enemies.

"This is S.H.I.E.L.D." but officially made and shit.

>exiles style team that hops around the dc multiverse
>batman themed character instead of x-men characters
>called outsiders instead of exiles

You absolute madman

Vampire Batman included?

John Constantine is raised by the Joestars and becomes the next JoJo.

No idea on his stand name, though.

I want to see the WWII Elseworld story where it's the Dirty Dozen except they're all Batman villains. It just sounds like it has the potential to be really good.

Dinosaurs being around when they should've long gone extinct.

Like a big ol' Anthology series. A story about a Puritan family traversing the unexplored wilderness of the Americas with Raptors and Pteranodons running amuck. Or a modern day story detailing how conservation efforts for Dinosaurs has developed over the years.

Or my personal favorite, Teddy Roosevelt going out on Safari, coming across a newly hatched baby T-Rex, and bringing it home with him and having it be the White Houses main pet, causing Richard Steiff to create the "Teddy Rex" based upon Teddy's legends and the fact that he had a goddamn pet T-Rex named Leopold Butter Scotch.

The adventures of a wizard man that looks and acts exactly like Alan Moore. His nemisis is a bald wizard, also he has a drunk Irish sidekick that looks and acts like Garth Ennis

Ash vs Dredd

Ash Williams from The Evil Dead jumps to the dimension of one Judge Dredd, bringing a swarm of deadites along with him that resurrect Judge Death. The smartass Ash and the stoic Dredd must work together and stop them, whether they like each other or not.

I want to see the WWII Elseworld story where it's the Dirty Dozen except they're all Batman villains. It just sounds like it has the potential to be really good.

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Shit I actually would like to read that. Who would play what parts though?

Super hero who's only power is that he cannot be destroyed. He has normal strength and is slightly over weight. he can be almost completely destroyed but will slowly regenerate. He still feels pain like a normal human

I got one.

What if all of Batman's villains suddenly all repented at once, became peaceful, and helpful to society?

At the same time a strange but friendly cult gains rapid popularity in gotham.

>The Shadow vs Cthulhu
Here, have this

Oh, I would just like to see it as a graphic novel. A movie would be crazy though. I look forward to the day where they do live-action elseworld stories.