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THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS OF SUSHI

jiro dreams of holocaust

Is he dead?

a bit better than jiro nightmares of assrape

Jiro Dreams Of Anal Rape

This is satire, right? He's a hot shot because he spent 50 years practicing how to put raw fish on rice?

>"mouthwatering"
what a stupid quote. what if the potential viewer doesnt like sushi?

100k is not a lot of money.

More like Jiro dreams of jew

He is a jew that charges way too much for just good sushi. Sushi is a simple food, even when selecting the best ingredients around, how much can you charge for it?

It's a good motivation movie though.

Lol i went to his restaurant in 2014 and my grandpa was fucking mad that it was 30k yen

California rolls are tasier than 90% of authentic Japanese sushi

>nightmares

then why the fuck they watch a movie about a sushi chef?

i'm just

i'm just saying, is all

Jiro Dreams of Charging 300 dollars to Baka Gaijins for Raw Fish and Sushi

was it good?

You are a fucking moron.

Yes

here in brazil there are many restaurants that picks up fish from the trash from fancy restaurants and companies, its cheap and good

for $5 you can eat sushi for the whole day

Like 3k yen good or wish it was comped good?

>trash shushi

wut

UMA

>here in brazil
Stopped reading there.

sushi de lixo uma delicia

>docu about chef with autism
Dude wasted his life "cooking" raw food

>Here in brazil we do something not poorly

I'm sorry friend but I just can't believe you

BTW, PLEASE COME TO BRAZIL!!!!!!!!

no doubt monkey sushi is high in demand

and the cost of catching monkeys in brazil is pretty cheap

Pleb

ja cumeu? tem na liberdade mas num sei o nome tenho que ver

>trash sushi

How many chinese kids did jiro rape and kill during the war?

deus me livre
to com cara de gato pra comer peixe cru, se liga filho, só quem come essas bostas são os pobres querendo se achar rico, eu mesmo prefiro gastar meu dinheiro em uma boa alcatra

It was 30k yen bro, 30k.
No food is good enough to justify spending 300$ on it when you can get food that is maybe 10% less good for a tenth of the price.

Was it the best sushi i've ever had? Probably
Was it WORTH it? Eh...

Well California Rolls are pretty fucking great, there is no doubt...

Fair enough. Hope he atleast gave a reach around for that price

Not enough.

How'd the guy ever get married?

>DUDE PUTTING TINY BITS OF RAW FISH ON A PLATE LMAO

FUCK. OFF.

>Avacado
>Cream cheese
>Imitation crab
Nasty liberal hippie food.
Eat real sushi.

His parents arranged it

Can someone explain the "sushi comped" meme to me?

I'm just noticing it.

This show is better

It's a meme from the interview of the brother of the LV shooter

Retarded monkey

Is he already dead or what?

It's nightmares of assrape

I knew I had it a bit wrong when I said it, but I knew the gist of it was right.

>not eating COMPED $1000 sushi

I'll check it out. Thanks for the recommend user.

Reminder that Unagi (Eel) sushi is the best along with spicy tuna rolls

What is le comped maymay?

300 dollars is not a lot of money
unless you work at taco bell
now when I go out my brother gets me COMPED
Im talking THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS OF SUSHI

youtu.be/HGJAIEdJtFM

You are a fucking moron.

Didn't the old man run away from home when he was a kid? Anyway, motherfucker is running a restaurant so that would've pulled in a few girls.

The question here is how he was able to have two kids with his aspieness.

Strange guy.

>Steve is... Steve was
Hmmmmmmm

FUCK POOR PEOPLE AND FUCK TACOBELL

I don't like sushi and just watched it one night because why not and it's a great doc. The cinematography is spectacular and I couldn't look away. The old man is based as fuck and shares stories of his life aside from sushi and his personal philosophies and code of living. Seriously watch it. Worth it.

I don't even like sushi/sashimi but the cinematography really does make it mouthwatering. The quality of product they get is so high it looks beautiful even if you don't like it.

MAKE RICE FOR 20 YEARS

how can people not enjoy sushi!? its delicious! Most people who say this had bad sushi or have never actually tried it and just assume the would not like it because Fish eww icky

What are some other good kino documentaries about Japan?

$300 is a lot of money for a meal no matter how rich you are. That's the upper end of possible prices for meals.

the great happiness space is pretty good

>how can people not enjoy thing? they can have only had bad thing, because of my opinion are fact

DUUUH!!! not everybody works at Taco Bell

Because I still haven't forgiven the Japanese for Pearl Harbor.

bunch of fucking losers in this thread
work at fucking taco bell

DESIGNATED

>maybe 10% less good for a tenth of the price
That's literally fine dining for you: diminishing returns at exorbitant prices.

>that one guy that spent months how to make some eggs and cries when he got it "right"

holy shit how can someone fall for something this dumb

As disgusting as that is, I would be lying if I would never consider doing it, even though you would of course be better off being wealthy enough to afford that sushi, or having more concern with hygiene than eating such delicacies.

Is there a Brazillian name for this?

I work at a Chinese restaurant and my boss hand crafts each and every single eggroll we serve and he isn't gloating over it. In fact, he hates his god damn miserable life

...

Somewhere on the coast there's a village full of 70 year olds who are incredibly autistic about cooking noodles.

QUEDO

Yeah, raw fish folded 1000 times. This is glorious nippon sushi, not the catch of the day at Chipotle.

not everybody works at taco bell, why can't you understand that?

so what specifically do you not like about sushi? the taste or texture?

The price

i like sushi but i'm not an idiot who cannot understand why not every single person likes the same things i like

I can understand if someone doesn't like sushi I just think it usually stems from those factors not that sushi is actually a bad food.

not everyone works at taco bell poorfag

Just because someone dislikes like a certain food doesn't mean they think it's a bad food.

I didn't say that people thought it was bad food. I just never get reasonable response with sushi dislikers.

Holy falseflagger Sup Forums

...

No one owes you a reasonable response on why they don't like it. Some people simply just don't like certain foods. There doesn't need to be any reason behind it.

you can charge whatever people are willing to pay for it. the same reason people pay thousands for vintage wine bottles

Yes they do because if they can't justify their opinion they shouldn't express it.

complimentary sushi for distinguished guests of the hotel sir

>he still believes in the LE NIPPON CRAFTSMANSHIP meme

please stop using this reaction image

Shame the sequel wasn't as popular

Jiro - Dreams of Gangrape

>Being this triggered over people not liking the same food as yourself

Fucking Kek.

no

fuck that's good

Because that's the definition of an opinion you immature faggot. It doesn't require justification because it is a conclusion one comes to based on their own personal beliefs/experiences. It's not something to be touted as a fact with proof required to back it up. It's completely subjective.

wtf is this COMPED meme?

lol thanks bud