Watching lotr with sister

>watching lotr with sister
>"lmao Boromir died because he's the baddie teehee xD"

Things that happened for 300

Haha girls are so DUMB am I right

pics of sis?

What's she texting you? This is a bad thread.
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He died because he is Sean Bean duh. dumb woman.

>acts like absolute cunt
>constantly suggests taking the ring and using it as a weapon
Why did the fellowship even take this retard along?

>watching lotr with sister and mum
>uruk-hai come on screen
>they lick their lips

you expected a woman to understand this movie?

and that's the daily double, answer:
>THIS was put back on the menu

>suggests using weapon as weapon to destroy evil orcs
>bad

>watch Fellowship with a bunch of female friends
>it's a pleasant experience all around
I'm male btw.

He was returning to Minas Tirith regardless, so he would have been going the same way as they did.

>watching
>sister

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Who the fuck says "baddie"

the cinematic version cut out the flashback with denethor talking to boromir

in real lore as we all know boromir was a patriot who was desperate to save gondor

Crab legs?

>female friends
Cuck

She's not wrong you know.

ORCED

I wish he had lived and Faramir died instead

>>watch Fellowship with a bunch of female friends
>metallic smell fills the room

>watching lotr
>sister looks over her phone facebooking session down at me on the floor from the couch where she is sitting in this real world scenario and tells me frodo will never make it because he's a manlet
>sister says sam is way toooooo fat and he will never get a gf
>sister though Aragorn said he was called "Striker" she thought he was a football player and got interested for a second
>sister tells me Wyrmmtongue has point and that the horse riders all have womens hairstyles, she plays with my hair from the couch and tells me I would look good in a ponytail like the Rone Riders
>sister tells me Frodo isn't brave or strong enough to use the power of the ring for good
>sister tells me the elf princess isn't that hot
>sister keeps telling me I should listen to the power of the dark lord Sauron

His death only makes sense if you watch the extended versions

>books lmao

Who the fuck talks like this? OP is a bullshitter

>my KANG

>caring about what women think.
There's your first problem.

>watching lotr

>watching lotr with sister
>"this is going too fast i dont get whats going on whos that did he die arent those the same guy whos gandalf whats happening"