ITT: Times you acted like Paul Allen

ITT: Times you acted like Paul Allen

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The time I got that 8:30 res at dubsia

Test

I got reservation at dubsia

DUBS ON THE HOUSE NIGGA

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8:30 flight plan

chegged

went back to my coworkers house and fucked

he was male

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dubs and trips, nice

I wish I was a late 90s Wall Street business-man. Seemed like such a kino time.

Every day because I'm not to beta bitch like "Betaman"

No can do

80s, you mean.

That time I landed these digits

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these digits u mean

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Impressive.

Hello? I'd like an 8:30 res at dubsia.

ah yes, that whole Yale thing. Impressive

mawwwh steez

He's shit!