Mfw trump wins

>mfw trump wins

>mfw Poseidon wins

I'm so scared

I'm thinking of joining the KKK

Fuck you faggot

What are we going to invade them with? Chinks strapped to sticks?

I would invite you to try. Shame about Trudeau though.

Cuck
Cuck

>mfw everybody wins

Ftfy

But that means Canada would lose if they invaded us

>mfw we get nuked

I want to kill americans as much as the next guy but I'm not retarded.

>canada
>taking over even the faggiest northern part of Texas

Wait, why are we going to invade Greenland?

Hahahahahaha
Silly little hat

Why not.
Isn't that how we put out our fires?

>get a load of this fucking guy

Topical.

" when you invade your enemies they win "

Posting in leaf containment thread

what are you talking about, 90% of canada is fucking empty. you're all squished on the eastern border of the us' dick

kek

With strap-ons

>Hey friend, sorry to say we're going to take over your country. Enjoy your maple syrup and Islam, eh.

I hope this happens. I've always wanted to have a fence of human heads around my property.

Why would white people want to invade a land already raped and ruined by niggers and spics? Let's just invite all the white Americans to Canada and build a wall, let the spics keep their shithole.

you have twice as much muslims as we do, Tyrone Juan Mohammad.

Plus there's more mosques in construction in Burgerland than there are in Canada.

Canada imports several times more Muslims than we do, Chang Mohammad al-Pierre.

Mine wasn't as funny.

>Captain Maple thinks Canada would actually stand a chance against the United State
>Mexico being able to do ANYTHING

We'd still have to import 2 million more just to match 'Murrica's muslim population desu.

>this is getting out of hand
........No.......

Lets all be friends, shall we, north america should be in an enormous orgy and everybody would be happy, how's that sound uh?

we wont nuke you, you will just get liberated, kinda like Germany. except i want to move north, so... liebenstraum?

>mexico invading america
Literally what we're trying to bring an end to
>canada invading america
I honestly don't think we'd notice considering how small your population is.
>fly over states start voting liberally and searching for cuck porn
The horror