Gender ambiguity

Which one is the boy and which one is the girl? The answer may surprise you.

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hey Sup Forums, Instead of humoring this faggot and giving him what he wants, here's an actual question I don't see much thought given to.

Why don't more people respect the long and storied tradition of beans on toast?

The combination of crisp bread and soft, perfectly heated beans is a near-orgasmic experience, yet many - nay - most people I encounter don't know about it at all.

What gives?

Because preparing food at home is a dying art. As is art, for that matter.

sounds fucking disgusting desu

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Because the people you encounter are obviously riff raff. Why you are encountering riff raff is beyond me.

>carbs

That looks good

I love dipping french bread in different kinds of soups including bean and bacon ya happy?

You're fucking disgusting, I bet you're a vegetarian too.

I don't like beans

Heinz Beans is the best, but shit with American Shit-Sugar Beans.

But from the UK, so fuck me.

...user, I think I'll have to try that the next time I actually have some toast.

Thanks, /ck/!

Only SUcucks like degenerative garbage like that.

I prefer Heinz cream of tomato soup and a nice crisp baugette piece tbqh

There is no boy in that picture
Sure Steven may be called a boy and may sound like a boy but everything about him is written as a girl

Why would you put beans on toast in the first place? Surely the obvious method is to eat beans WITH toast, and reserve things which actually stick to toast to be placed on it.

There both girls since steven is just his mom shaped shifted into a little jewish boy to experience earth from birth to adult hood.

Its part of the lore go look it up. Steven is not a boy. Sure she can shape shift nuts and penis but if it aint shooting sperm loads it aint a real penis.

just saying.

ALSO WHY EVEN WATCH THIS SHOW IF NOT FOR PERIDOT?????????? WTF??????

How would the beans not soak down the toast and dissolve the whole thing. It would disintegrate in you hand before you took the first bite.

>There both girls since steven is just his mom shaped shifted into a little jewish boy to experience earth from birth to adult hood.
>Its part of the lore go look it up.
It's not. It's outright stated that it's not a shapeshift.

>ALSO WHY EVEN WATCH THIS SHOW IF NOT FOR PERIDOT?????????? WTF??????
I watch it for Lapis.

The irony about sjw is that they are the one obsessing about the sexuality of your look. this is why they want men in drag to cut their cock, or short haired women to fuck other women.
It's the kindergarten logic, where a wrestler with a ponytail is called a woman

>misunderstanding the lore this badly

Any relationship between steve, a girl shape shifted into a boy and another girl on the show is just another excuse to slip a lezbian relationship pass the tv mods.

i am not complaining. I FUCKING LOVE LESBIANS. But be warned its a gateway to sword fighters, and no one wants to see 2 dudes hook up in a cartoon, thats just gross

but im fine with lesbian relationships all day everyday in cartoons, movies, tv shows, whatever. its all good

i dont care how this shit show ends just as long as peridot comes out on top and gets more screen time i will never be able to fully shit talk this show and will air and end on a good note as far as im concerned tbqh famz

That looks like someone puked on some bread. This is the least sexy thing I've ever seen. I'm barely even masturbating right now.

Ok user, but...
Do you like toast with beans?

(captcha: Estelle)

Talking about beans on toast tho. Not SJWs.

We put Jelly on toast.

We put beans on toast.

But how about jelly beans on toast?

LAPIS IS SHIT! I CANT STAND HER! She is not sexy at all she is just a depressed lifeless lump of shit with psd, pts? ptsd? i dont know what its called but she fucking sucks!

i was hoping lapis would kick out my waifu so she would move back in with steven ad the crystal gems but sadly it hasn't happened yet :(

Steven is just Rose having an extended RP session. Look into your heart, you know it to be true

>jelly beans on toast
Brilliant.

It has been proven false in the show. That the gem disruptor don't work on him alone is proof that you are wrong.

no, its you people that dont understand. Do you even watch the show and creator interviews and brows every other steven universe general thread that gets posted here?

you fucks need to rewatch the show or some shit i dont know

but steven is without a doubt his mom shape shifted

steven even out right says this himself in the show a few times to a few characters.

the first time in a car ride with lars and the other cool kids he literally says "i think im my own mom"

sour cream: "WOW STEVEN. THATS DEEP".

and the black pizza girl in the back is like "and i thought i had arent issues."

or some shit do you even watch the fucking show you shit heads??????

this guy gets it!

steven/rose is a pink diamond, not a gem, diamonds are ranked above gems

gems serve beneath the diamonds....

just saying....

dumb user

"and i thought i had parent* issues."

It's another boring old Jesus allusion
God turned into Jesus so he could die for our sons, he was born out of a miracle birth too

here, I fix it for you.

Get out, Bean Boy

>and no one wants to see 2 dudes hook up in a cartoon

It partially worked, but because she's fused with sperm the disruptor didn't quite understand what she was made out of. But because sperm doesn't have any consciousness to add to a fusion it's still essentially just Rose playing pretend.

>but steven is without a doubt his mom shape shifted
Except
-Garnet has stated he is something completely new
-He is immune to the Gem disruptor
-Bismuth actually say Steven is not Rose before poofing
-IT's outright said in 3 gams and a baby that he is not a shapeshift.

>steven even out right says this himself in the show a few times to a few characters.
No, he doesn't.

>the first time in a car ride with lars and the other cool kids he literally says "i think im my own mom"
Wrong, the actual quote is:
>And then I found out that the Gems are alien rebels, and there are other Gems out there that want us dead because they think we're traitors. And they tried to take me hostage because they think I'm my mom. And maybe I kinda am?
It's Jasper who think he is Rose. All steven do is claim that MAYBE and KINDA

And it's far outweighed by what I listed before.

Learn to pay attention.

>It partially worked, but because she's fused with sperm
AHAH! So you admit Steven isn't Rose just shape shifting as Steven.

aLso, Garnet confirmed he isn't a fusion.

>another Steven Universe thread.
Awaiting SU purge.

holy shit please stop, this is a thread about beans

so progressive they hired a pedophile to write and draw fagbait cartoons

thanks (((CN)))

oh shit i forgot about that. theres a bunch of gay dudes in anime, but anime has done everything and everything including hardcore and illegal pornography.

cartoons have only done lesbians so far on tv with ruby and saphire which make up garnet in steven universe thanks to rebecca sugar fearlessly breaking no grounds

but lets all hope it stops at lezbians for cartons. just saying.

It's a thread about chili.

The gems don't know what the fuck he is. Their opinions are meaningless

>thanks to rebecca sugar fearlessly breaking new* grounds

fucking broken keyboard... i know what i typed...

I'm fine either way. It's been WAY too long since I've had decent handmade chili. I really need to get off my ass and make a bunch this week

>-Garnet has stated he is something completely new
Yeah, a gem with a body made of sperm
>-He is immune to the Gem disruptor
Because he's made of sperm and not "hard light"
>-Bismuth actually say Steven is not Rose before poofing
Bismuth is insane
>-IT's outright said in 3 gams and a baby that he is not a shapeshift.
Said by gems completely ignorant of what Rose did
>It's Jasper who think he is Rose. All steven do is claim that MAYBE and KINDA
Jasper isn't fooled by Rose's sick fetish play. Steven feeds the gems' confusion by acting uncertain and letting them bumble into their own conclusions.

>Yeah, a gem with a body made of sperm
>Because he's made of sperm and not "hard light"
So, not just shapeshifting RP or calssic Gem fusion. Fusion who is normally impossible with humans, remember?
>Bismuth is insane
Bu it was asid in a moment of clarity
>Said by gems completely ignorant of what Rose did
>Jasper isn't fooled by Rose's sick fetish play.
Jasper know even less than the Gem about hte situation. If the CG's opinion don't matter, Jasper's one count even less.

Beans are pretty shit from cans

But otherwise, I don't really care about beans on toast. I'd much prefer baked beans on spaghetti.

I'm a simple man. My favorite beans are black beans. Chili is the best combo of meat and beanage though, don't even get me started on if rice is added to the mix.

Gems didn't even know they could fuse with other kinds of gems till Garnet. Peridot didn't realize she had magnet powers her whole goddamn life. Rose animates plants for no explained reason. Gems are fucking retarded and have no idea how they work. Rose is running around in a meat-puppet body, but she's still just Rose pretending to be people to satisfy her human fetish

Stop being upset when people are LGBT and we'll stop making it obvious

>Gems are fucking retarded and have no idea how they work.
I have always get this feeling that the Diamond Authority force the gem into a line of conduct so thay never relize their true potential.

I have the feeling that the way Gems behave on earth is much more natural for them that what the Homeworld try to impose on them. It doesn't take long for those free to realize a lot of those rules are BS.

>Rose is running around in a meat-puppet body, but she's still just Rose pretending to be people to satisfy her human fetish
I think Steven is his own individual.

Maybe as much as any fusion is, so not really

>Maybe as much as any fusion is, so not really
Except Garnet IS her own individual.

Actually yes, the executives censored their relationship as much as possible.

Japan is a nation of hypocrites, where you can show little girls get raped but not to ADULT men loving each other

>you can show little girls get raped but not to ADULT men loving each other
Why would two gay men be interested in watching a little girl get raped anyway? Also, how does Japan do to specifically censor that to just male gay couple?

Except how she falls apart whenever her two contributors have a tiff, how she constantly reminds us she's a fusion ever since it was revealed, how any character centric episodes involving her inevitably lead to exploring how ruby and sapphire are feeling/have felt, how she has no real character beyond being made of lesbian rock love.

whats going on in Sup Forums? Ever since SU got announced a return theres been plenty of SU threads both positive and negative.
Cant we just make sug? loud house did it.

>Japan is a nation of hypocrites, where you can show little girls get raped but not to ADULT men loving each other

boco no pico came close, but those arent adults i guess lol

He was literally an angel

Yuuri on Ice though.

>Except how she falls apart whenever her two contributors have a tiff,
It has to be big. And steven doesn't fall appart when hehas contradiction.
>how she constantly reminds us she's a fusion ever since it was revealed,
It just comes out as often as any other plot detail. It's called back when it's natural to be called back.

>how any character centric episodes involving her inevitably lead to exploring how ruby and sapphire are feeling/have felt
Friendship didn't involve Ruby and Sapphire.
>t, how she has no real character beyond being made of lesbian rock love.
Just because this get repeated a lot on the internet doesn't make it true. She has plenty of character moments that people just ignore.

>And steven doesn't fall appart when hehas contradiction.
Because he's fused with sperm. It has no consciousness to conflict. Rose is piloting a meat puppet. Or a semen puppet I guess

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>. Rose is piloting a meat puppet.
Steven has no recollection of Rose.

Because it would spoil the RP.

You have to understand, Rose is a very disturbed individual that will go to any length to satisfy her mad fixation on the human experience. If she has to pretend to be a babbling, diaper shitting infant with no recollection of her previous form well then that's how it's gonna be.

i always knew Rose was a sicko but not like this

Quads confirm, Rose is psycho

Nice headcanon.

Boku no Pico apparently was designed to appeal to STRAIGHT men, though.

Don't ask me how that works.

They had to cover that kiss with his arm, bro

>They had to cover that kiss with his arm, bro
But it's still there and present on Japanese television everywhere. The story of men falling in love with each other is a current popular show.

Shit bread country confirmed.

Also Hard Gay. The character is a joke, but still they have a dude in assless chaps fag it up all over daytime TV.

lesbians are shit though. Traps are a best.

This isn't really ambiguity, it's more like blatant lying.

So...crossdressing thread?

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Female and Male.

This is too British for my blood.

Maybe, not sure

British breakfast is best breakfast.

It's the best culinary gift they've given to the world.

>talks about art
>while posting su
oh the ironing

Jem!Steven a cute.

If you want to, here's a couple:

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>not having sausage chopped up and cook it with the beans
absoloutely disgraceful

I ironically liked boco no pico.

Reverse traps > traps

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Yes.

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Steven is Italian American, so the most logical thing would be for him to be catholic, right?

rose is a common soldier you dip

>Literally being a beaner

You leave good toast alone you savage.

I wish I could hate you into nonexistence