SHOCKER !!!
SHOCKER !!!
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MARY JAAAAANE
WOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHhhh
PARKER!
You're dessert
You're the main course!
The cheques in the mail baby!
I'm gonna use my electric powers to-AAAAAARHHG!
SHOCKERRRRRRRR!!
>electric powers
Shocker's powers are sonic num nuts
TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH
Sony wanted to make this into a movie
>Sony
>movies
SPIIIIIDEEER-MAAAAAAAAAN
Theyre not even powers. They're technology.
no, he's called the shocker, ergo he has shocking electric powers
Shockwaves, user.
Shockwaves.
>Ben
Clones are sterile?
that's young uncle Ben and slut aunt May
Know the source?
It was called "Trouble". When some insane editor had the idea that what young and edgy Marvel readers wanted was a hot slutty young Aunt May and equally slutty young Uncle Ben, cheating on each other and slutting it up and all other sorts of...riveting drama.
Look it up. All sorts of people have written Reviews of Pain on it.
>it’s revealed that May was the true mother of Peter Parker, but gave up the baby to be raised by Richard and Mary.
Waht
No, they didn't.
It's one of the few Marvel products that was almost immediately disavowed and rendered non-canon, back in the days when they didn't do that very often.
This is now a Spider-Man thread.
Waves of shocking electricity.
We get one of those every saturday night though
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>You'll get your rent when you fix this DAMN DOOR AUNT MAY!!!
what did he mean by this?
>I'm a woman