Your own episode

Have you ever had an idea for a Steven Universe episode, but don't have the artistic skill to draw a comic or the knowledge to make an animation.

Well now you can. As my Christmas present to Sup Forums I'll be taking requests to make a greentext of one story and turning it into a full fledged episode.

No matter what it is. Shipping wars, edgy deaths of gems or humans, and even a townie episode. Everything is free game.

Just post the premise for an episode and who you want it to involve, and I'll take care of the rest. First person to get trips of better will be the story I write for.

On an unrelated note. Does anyone know where I can go to make my own SU title cards? I'd like to make one the story to make it feel more authentic.

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We all know you want to incorporate sonic someway you fucking autist

Write a story where you kill yourself.

When I first saw the thumbnail, I thought this was a Brady Bunch thing.

I know what you're doing.

>After being fused as Stevonnie for the day, something goes wrong in when unfusing and now Steven and Connie have switched bodies. They're going to have stay like this until the gems can figure out what went wrong, and they ABSOLUTELY have to make sure Connie's parents don't find out, which means Steven will have to face an ordeal he's never faced before; school.

A circus episode, because I like circus episodes

All the characters die.

>Steven notices Connie talking a lot about a scene in her book where the heroine is peril, hypnotized and threatened with being eaten by the python queen.
>She goes about it, on and on, wondering how it will look in the movie, the scene in relation to the rest of the book and how it relates to the psychology of the heroine, etc.
>Steven is weirded out, but is glad to see Connie so excited about something.
>Finally, Connie sheepishly asks Steven if they can use Rose's room to reenact the scene.
>Then
>There was trouble.

It's about teaching the kids about the difference between erotic fantasy and reality.

>blue diamond sends a new agent to fight crystal gems
>the new agent is like Steven in regards to being half gem
>it's an alien from another world the gems have conquered
>HE is completely loyal to the Diamonds
>completely btfo the crystal gems
>captures Steven
>Connie or peridot stores away in alien ship
>space adventure arc begins

I want this so bad

A package is delivered to Steven that was actually meant for a guy named Steve whose address is one digit off.
Steven realizes the mistake but recognizes the packaging and opens it, discovering a t-shirt with his favorite game/band/cartoon on it. He decides to keep it. Amethyst digs the shirt and encourages stealing, Pearl tries to convince Steven to return it and Garnet says it's not her decision, its Stevens. Steven wears it around town and thinks he's being judged/stared at and everyone knows he stole, so he tries to return the shirt to the owner.

He takes it back with relief and a smile, expecting gratitude. But Steve was just mad at Steven for getting his new shirt dirty. He snatches it and slams the door. Steven is sad, but Pearl and Garnet tell him he did the right thing, helping him feel a little better.

Then amethyst does something wacky to close the epiosde.

It mostly involves steven plowing the shit outve peridot and amythest the sequal has greg fucking pearl and vidalia

I like these ideas.
I too like circuses.
It's not a bad idea, but you know that going into space would be a one-way trip, right? The warp pads to Earth are broken.

Amedot kill Lapis while Garnet watches approvingly

David Bowie musical tribute episode:

Steven Universe and the Crystal Gems help renegade space adventurer Ziggy Stardust battle the Spiders from Mars

steven goes to jaspers mind and its a mindfuck.

Steven is molested and anally raped by Mr smiley.

The gems help him cope and call the proper human authorities.

The rest of the episode is a parody of law and order special victims unit.

>Five Episode Special Called "Rose's War"
>Episode 1 "Rose the Hero"
Steven gets curious about the war and his mother's involvement. He first goes to Pearl, who gives him a long-drawn-out (and heavily biased) retelling of events and how his mother is great. The first rendition of "War for Earth" is sung, it's upbeat and fairly heroic sounding.

>Episode 2 "Rose the Solider"
Steven then goes to Garnet, who initially gives an incredibly dry response, but quickly defuses due to Ruby and Sapphire's differing perspective on the matter. "War for Earth" is sung again, but lyrics changing back and forth between Ruby/Sapphire "Rose was a Great Warrior" or "Rose was a Great Leader."

>Episode 3 "Rose the Warrior"
Steven goes to Lapis/Peridot and ask about Rose. Peridot gives an incredibly by-the-book retelling from Homeworld's point of view. With Lapis adding bits and pieces, but Lapis then begins telling her point of view of the war. Leading to another rendition of "War for Earth" much darker, much angrier, and implying that Rose was a warrior first and foremost, first to the fight and all.

Continuing in next post

>Episode 4 - Jasperdemption Occurs - "Rose the Quartz"
Steven goes to Jasper for answers, he gets another fairly homeworld-biased view. He also hears a lot about his mother from someone who knew her more personally. Jasper then starts "War for Earth" in a upbeat tone mirroring Pearl's rendiditon, but quickly turns into a much sadder "War Is Hell" vibe to it. Ends with crying.

>Episode 4 - No Jasperdemption - "Rose the Mother"
Steven, unsuccessful with the previous attempts, goes to Greg to talk it over. Greg gives Steven some words of wisdom about how everyone is biased and even he didn't know much about Rose's involvement in the war. He begins his own rendition of "War for Earth" in a much calmer, but somber tone. This version saying that Rose was just a person, in a war, and no one was really the good/bad guy. (If Sugar didn't kill the idea of flashbacks, I would say make this a flashback episode to Rose at the final stretch of her pregnency. With her crying that Steven will have to bear the burden of her being his mother.)

>Episode 5 - "Rose's War"
Steven collects all the knowledge of what he's learned and goes into his mother's room. He recretes the events taking into account all angles. Steven sings his own version of "War for Earth" as a titanic battle unfolds around him. His mother trying her best to defend others, attack homeworlders, and everything in between. The Room's version of Rose also begins singing "War for Earth" with Steven. Episode ends with Steven noticing SOMETHING inside the room allowing him to learn something entirely new. Yadda yadda, insert crying here.

Man I'm tired

>not just settling for dubs or whatever you like best

>BIG BROTHER
The gems and Steven are asked to come to a secret government base for help. Turns out they've been trying to make hybrid gems by somehow fusing shards into humans. All hell breaks loose when they see the one semi successful attempt floating in a room-sized tube. Peridot remembers the amalgams and can't handle her past actions and Steven is mortified to see a perversion of all he is, complete with a large, pink shard embedded in the experiment's abdomen which may or may not be alluded to as a pink diamond shard. The gems bust the experiment out, still unconscious, but don't know what to do with him. Steven tries to bubble him, but it ends up separating the shard before warping away. They escape from the base and rush home, only to find the unnamed human alive in the bubble. They release him, the main plot wraps up, but the story ends on an uneasy note of Peridot still feeling past guilt and everyone else wondering what the government's next move is.

Are we allowed to roll for ideas more than once?

Because I'd like this.

Steven and Connie accidentally get drunk.

Shenanigans ensue.

If it reaches a certain point where people no longer show interest, and we don't have a winner I will choose my favorite idea. Whether that be 100 posts or 10 posts from now.

Yes. All re-rolls are permitted.

In that case spamming the fuck out of this one.

It's a townie episode with no gems where some random ass character shows up to create drama, drama is resolved and he is never seen again.

>Peridot
>Remorseful about anything

I dont even mind the edge but try to keep the caracters true to the show.

Peridot becomes a magician, using her powers over metal to perform amazing feats of wizardry to amuse the townies. Her magic show is popular and well-received, but her busy schedule and the pressure of the stage becomes too much for her to handle and she chickens out much to the disappointment of her fans. The moral of the story is that sometimes you have to do what's best for your (physical or mental) health and take a break, instead of overworking yourself merely for others' amusement.

True, lol. I first had it as Pearl getting flashbacks of Rose's decision to "become" a human, but it didn't feel right.

P.S. onii chan, please don't make the final product edgy if you choose mine, I was picturing Keeping It Together in terms of tone.

Peridot enthusiastically suggests to Lapis that they try human mating rituals. Lapis coldly turns her down but is eventually persuaded to try. They fuck. Peridot is inept, but keeps trying. Lapis starts out unamused but eventually warms up to "kinda into it I guess." Peridot cums, Lapis end up unsatisfied. Ends on a "Well, it'll be better next time!" Sort of note.

>6866
SO FUCKING CLOSE

Peridot falls fir a shitposter and her desire to get even consumes her life.

Steven finds a synthetic gem created by America during the Cold War. Part Betty Crocker and Part Gen. Macarthur.

Don't forget Connie bemoaning the fact that the pyron queen never shows up again and looking at fanfics on the SUverse equivalent of Deviantart.

>Cold War
>Russia

Dammit, so close and yet so far.

Does this count as a reroll or what?

Maybe it was between the US and China.

What do you mean?

>Meme barn
>Peridot and Lapis acting really out of character, cracking unfunny visual puns with objects they have around them
>Suddenly turns romantic like a cialis commercial
>Lean in to kiss
>Static interference right before making contact
>Cut into CN offices
>Zuke at computer
>Sugar bursts in with a nametag reading "Hello! My Name is "ABUSIVE NARCISSIST"!"
>Sugar starts rattling off Internet Tough Guy while ripping Zuke away from computer
>Zuke retaliates by attempting a Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha, fails
>Door shuts in Zuke's face as screen goes black

We'll count that as a re-roll. Even if it was just to make fun of someone else.

So Synthetic gem to be found. A little open ended leaving me a lot of room to make my own choices. I can work with this.

Thank god. I was really expecting some cringy bullshit, but I'm pleasantly surprised. I'll have the first couple of posts in an hour or two.

This would be way better as one, maybe 22 minute episode.

>Steven team(fortress 2)s up with a physchotic, American patriot mercenary to hunt down corrupted(communist) gems
>series of events unfold, which brings together a Russian, Scottish demolitions expert, Texan, Boston, German medic, New Zealand sniper, French spy, and an enigmatic pyro into a rugged mercenary group
>they blow up communist China, get a shit ton of hats and weapons
>they travel to HW and gank Yellow Diamond
>They return to Earth with a newfound wealth, hats, and weapon reskins

>Steven and the gang figure out that Jasper's "corruption" was only a disease of the mind and that they can easily cure her
>Garnet says fuck no, Pearl and Peridot agree. Amethyst and Steven are on the fence after witnessing Jasper's breakdown.
>Lapis feels incredible guilt for fucking Jasper so hard she lost her mind
>Lapis tells the other gems that she can facilitate Jasper's redemption and Jasper will be her responsibility
>Steven convinces everyone that Lapis can do it
>The rest of the episode is Lapis and Steven trying to calm dog Jasper down and trying to get her back to normal
>Peridot is jealous that Steven and Lapis are spending so much time with Jasper that she tries to sabotage her redemption leading to shenanigans

The solution would be fusing with dog Jasper to help solve her mental issues together. This creates a sane Malachite for the first time.

...

With Russia bring closed off from the Far East and Central Asia due to the Siberian Ocean, would Russia ever have become a superpower? I feel like Poland-Lithuania would manage to keep them in check much easier in Europe, which would mean a smaller Russia/USSR, and therefore it would be unable to sustain a Cold War beyond a decade.

Go to bed Rae-Rae

10 minutes and 55 seconds of steven re-enacting pic related
then getting hit by a speeding bus

But I do have some artistic skill

My episode: Pearl becomes a Nazi.

Discuss

Peridition (1/2)

Amethyst and Steven are visiting at The Barn, where they are shocked to find Peridot has collected an enormous number of bubbled gem monsters. Peridot begins narrating an epic adventure story of one particularly difficult hunt of and battle with a gargantuan monster, with frequent cut-backs to show her audiences reactions (Amy increasingly incredulous, Steven sincerely hooked, Lapis bored and doing other things, which Amy also eventually notices). She details how she stalked it, how she was going to go for back-up before engaging but was discovered and forced into what seemed a hopeless fight, but she managed to persist long enough to reason out its weaknesses and eventually bring it down.

After the end of Peris story Amy expresses her disbelief in tones of ridicule, gradually rising to genuine outrage and anger as Peridot insists and Lapis even backs her up (when Amy asks if it wasn't Lapis who actually did all the work). Peridot is genuinely distraught and saddened about the accusation, especially after Steven gives a non-answer when asked if he doesn't believe her which makes clear he doesn't, and just isn't mad about it (thinks Peridots make-believe is cute).

Finally Amy decides to 'call Peris bluff' and unbubble the monster which she has convinced herself must be some insignificant little thing. Cliche twist that Peridot was, if anything, understating things. It wrecks the barn simply in the process of reforming, and scatters the bubbles around with some unbubbling, their monsters reforming and running off.

It seems like it's going to be an intense fight, but then suddenly Peridot 'transforms' by activating/summoning her self-made new Limb Enhancers, powered by her metal-kinesis, and moves quickly to poof the beast again while it's still stunned from reforming, using her knowledge from the past fight. She bubbles it and sends it 'home' to a few feet away, for a simple gag to end the episode on.

Peridemption (2/2)

Begins immediately where 'Peridition' ended. (Limb-Enhanced) Peridot ANGRILY berates Amy, who is simply stunned, in a big flash-back to the old 'Evil' Peridot. She grabs her by the shirt and lifts her, about to start a big fight, demanding 'what do you have to say for yourself, you pathetic little CLOD?!', when Steven snaps out of his shock and interjects 'we're sorry we didn't believe you'.

Peri doesn't 'snap out' of her anger, but does pause before acknowledging him by tossing Amy a short distance away and turning to give him a big fake slightly-teary-eyed smile and 'thank you'. Then the mood swings pretty firmly into happy-joy as Steven glows over Peris new limbs, asking a lot of questions to both Peri and Lapis, they all start discussing what to do about the Barn (destroyed) and the bubbles.

Amy slowly rises in the foreground, not that she was physically harmed in any way, just collecting herself. She walks over to Peri and apologizes, in a very sincere and heartfelt way. Peri graciously accepts, then jokes about 'couldn't expect you to understand how awesome I am!', they all laugh, Amy still strained.

Then Amy says "we should fight". The other three are all momentarily confused, but Peridot quickly straightens up and agrees. They have a brief but intense fight in which Peridot seems to mostly retain the upper hand throughout. It doesn't come to any real conclusion however, as it very quickly starts to get out of hand. With Amy backed into her own crater (from a hard throw) in a defensive crouch and Peridot looming over her burning with cold rage, clearly ready to start trying for poofing blows, Lapis floats up and lays a hand on Peridots shoulder, complete with a very faint glow of could-be fusion mojo. They don't fuse, instead Peridot tenses for a moment before shaking Lapis away in apparent mild annoyance, and disperses/retracts her Limb Enhancers, signalling a definitive end to hostilities. (continued)

Episode finishes on a song-covered montage scenes of the entire crew picking over the Barn wreckage and moving Lapis and Peridot into the Temple / Stevens House. The song is a chipper Peridot-lead number 'sometimes things are just fine!' with a somber Steven refrain '... and sometimes you've gotta be just fine with that'. (double meaning "just fine" being an idiom for 'excellent' but in individually meaning 'only adequate'). Final shot, as the music fades entirely out, is a silent shot Peridot->Lapis->Steven->Amy (arranged in that order, Steven and Lapis between Amy and Peridot) gathered around the TV playing a videogame.

a pair of goerment officials go all around beach city making very intrusive questions about whats been going on in the city the last year, seem to know a lot about the crystal gems and are heading right to the temple!
greg goes to the gems to warn them, they are worried they might try to arrest them or something worse. steven convinces the gems to disguize as humans and pretend that nothing weird is going on.
the goverment agents get to the house, met the gems, the gems try comically to be humans and fail, one of the agents reaches inside his coat...
...only to pull a bunch of papers. aparently pearl applied the gems for citizenship of the USA like 90 years ago and the papers finally arrived!
when asked why it took so long the answer is "lol bureacracy"

>realizes pearls are the epitome of gem races
>realizes Hitler was right
>realizes only way to save the human race, and Steven, is to secure a future for white humans and gems alike

>Steven attempts to make a hip hop video

>Steven is buttering a slice of bread for a sandwich and he drops it
>It lands on the butter side so Steven starts crying
>In comes pearl and sees Steven crying and she begins crying
>Amethyst comes and does something stupid but nobody nortices so she cries
>Finally garnet enters the picture and she refused so she can cry twice as hard
>The episode ends with a close up to what Greg has been doing the same out he was crying all along

Alright let the story begin.

> The Gem With No Name

“It’s not that I’m unwilling to lend you my talents, but why are we being sent all the way out here? There’s nothing.” Says Peridot.
> “Garnet said that there might be a corrupted gem out here. Besides it’ll be fun. The Grand Canyon is one of the seven natural wonders of the world. Who wouldn’t want to see it. Steven exclaims.
“What’s the big deal about a giant hole in the ground? I say the sooner we get this mission over with the better.” Amethyst states.
“I concur with Amethyst. I would like to get back to the barn to practice my metal bending powers and continue my research.”
> “What kind of research?”
“About the Earth. Specifically what homeworld and the Crystal Gems did here. If Yellow Diamond sends more troops from homeworld we’ll need every advantage to fight them.”
> The trio then sets out to locate the source of the disturbance.
> Hours go by with absolutely no progress.
“Ahhhhhhh! This is so boring! We don’t even know what were looking for!” Amethyst groans.
> “Hey Amethyst look at me. SURFS UP!”
> Steven yells as he balances on a rock slab atop a stalagmite.
“Do you two always show this much enthusiasm during a mission.” Peridot interjects.
> “Come on Peridot lighten up. I’m just trying to-. Woooah!”
“STEVEN!”
“STEVEN!”
> Both Amethyst and Peridot round the corner to see Steven safely enclosed in his bubble. Letting both Amethyst and Peridot breathe a sigh of relief.
“Don’t scare us like that man.”
> “Sorry.”
“Wait what’s that?” Peridot asks.

> The three approach the side of the cliff Steven landed on, and look to where Peridot is pointing. Part of the rock gave way when Steven collided with it. Revealing a dark metal surface.
> “It looks like a door.”
“Made of metal? What the heck is it doing all the way out here?” Says Amethyst.
“It could be a secret base used by Gems during the war.” Peridot claims.
“Well only one way to find out.”
> Amethyst then shape shifts into the Purple Puma. Ready to tear the door apart.
“WAIT! Allow me. This task is much more suited for my metal bending powers anyway. Stand aside.
“Suit yourself.” Amethyst says as she shape shifts back to her normal form.
> Peridot extends her hands towards the door and begins straining herself to move it. The metal creaks causing a bit of dust to fall.
“Come on you stupid-”
> Suddenly the door flies open. Releasing a rush of cold air.
“See that wasn’t so hard.”
> As they enter it immediately becomes clear that the technology present is not of Gem origin, but rather human.
> “What is this place?”
“From what I can gather this used to be some type of secret military installation. Abandoned for some time I imagine. Based on the amount of dust collected.”
“It’s a good thing Pearl isn’t here she’d be like. ‘Oh gross germs. I positively can’t stand the sight of it.’”
“It is in a Pearl’s nature for things to be tidy, so yes you’re correct in your assessment.”
“It was a joke ‘Peri-bot.’” Amethyst says in a robotic voice.
“Oh yes quite.”
“Ahahahhahahahahah.” Peridot boasts in a forced laughter.

An episode about Pearl and a thin Rose exploring the gem world,wirhout Steven.

and make them actually good looking with appealing faces and for gods sake add some proper world design.

> Steven laughs nervously as the three continue exploring.
> They all enter a fairly large sized room. With rows of panels and other computer type devices.
“Were wasting our time. We haven’t seen heads or tails of anything that even remotely looks like a gem.” Amethyst pouts as she kicks some debris on the floor.
“That’s true, but this human installation has peeked my interest. If only we had some power I might be able to access the data archives stored here.” Peridot says.
“You guys do whatever. I’ll be waiting outside.”
> Amethyst walks out the door with her hands leisurely tucked behind her head.
“This would be so much easier if I had my limb enhancers. I could simply integrate my system with this terminal and have all it’s information in mere moments.”
> “Maybe there’s a power switch around here.”
“I doubt anything here still supplies power to these machines, but if we can find some type of generator we may be able to feed some power into it ourselves.”
> “Okay.”
> Not long after both Steven and Peridot find a large room containing what appeared to be some type of engine.
“This appears to be what we’re looking for.”
> “So what now?” Steven asks as he touches the cold metal surface.”
“Now we simply figure out what point of this machine requires power, and give it a little jolt.”
> Steven and Peridot remove a metal panels before finding what they’re looking for.
“This contraption appears to be optimal.”
> Pulling out a few strings Peridot places her hand on the machine and sends a electro static shock into the system.
> Within seconds a few overhead lights turn on along with a few blank screens.
“See even this primitive earth technology is nothing compared to my genius.

That's what I have for now. Going to get some dinner. Then, maybe take a shower after.
Thoughts on it so far are appreciated.

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Well, it's better than most cringe quality fan fiction. Open to mystery, fleshed out the characters to their canon parts. It's okay so far.

FromWhen can we expect the communist scum to show up?

I want a Steven Universe/Manos: The Hands of Fate crossover.

Steven, Greg, and I guess one of the gems are travelling when the van breaks down in front of the Master's place. Things end much more quickly and nicely than they did in the movie.

Sound neat-o, seconding

I think they already picked one.

>End Game episode, homeworld attacks
>Earth's fucked, yo
>All Earth Gems are completely focused on taking Steven and the other humans to safety before shit hits the fan
>Redemption-Jasper and Lapis attempting to buy time seperateley, to little effect
>decide to fuse
>Jasper is fucked up by fusion in general and especially afraid to re-enter the beartrap that is Lapis' mind but she wants to do it for her, that is to say to do it for him.
>Lapis gives a pep talk about trust and conquering their fear of each other because "Believe in Steven"
>She very gently dances around a reluctant Jasper to gain her trust
>Lapis leans in 90% and waits for Jasper to give the other 10% like Hitch from human TV taught her
>Jasper reciprocates the fusion
>"Chaste forehead bump®"
>ITSHAPPENING.JPG
>Consensual Malachite fucks shit up with incredible efficiency

rolling for the vagina maggots story

This would actually make a really good episode.

That's probably why they made a story of it in the comics. Not exactly like that, but Steven going to school is a a thing. Not sure where to look, but I'm sure that it wouldn't be too hard to find.

Also, going back to writing. I'll be posting as soon as each new update is ready.

>Yellow Diamond has concerns regarding her leadership, so she goes to a cathedral where all the stained glass is made out of the shards of Gems. While they're broken, they're still able to scream.
>Yellow Diamond remembers all the times the Crystal Gems have bested her in her schemes, and she wonders if she's just inadequate
>Hearing the shattered Gems anguishing all throughout her, she finally finds a moment of affirmation from her Yellow Pearl

> An episode where Greg gets Gem herpes
> Crystal Gems finds a cure for set Gem herpes
> Steven becomes a whiny bitch
> Turns out that Pearl had Gem herpes
> Shit happens.png

“Now let’s see what we can find.”
> Peridot punches a few keys and a group of files are displayed.
“It appears most of the files were deleted upon the humans vacating the premises, but there are still a few left in the backup files. This should only take a minute.”
> Again Peridot does some digging. Revealing more and more what went on here.
“It appears this lab’s primary function served as a research and development facility.”
> “For what exactly?”
“My best guess would be weapons. Of what nature I can’t say, but there is one file that is seeming untouched.”
> “Ragnarok?”
“Creation of synthetic crystals for frontline combat.”
> “Does that mean?”
“Yes. The humans were creating Gems.”
> “But how? I thought making Gems killed the planet.”
“Ordinarily yes, but from the context of these files it appears that they were trying to duplicate the process through a combined series of alchemy and metallurgy. An ingenious concept, but fatally flawed.”
> “Why’s that?”
“Simple. You can’t just throw materials together and hope it sticks. Growing Gems requires a certain ingredient that I’m sure none of these human scientists were able to figure out.”
> “That being?”
“Life energy. That’s why nothing grows in a kindergarten after a Gem is made. All of the nutrients in the soil have been absorbed. Making it impossible to grow anything there ever again.”
“I know this because the Gems back on homeworld have been trying to create synthetic Gems for millennia. Perfect soldiers with no will of their own. Created only to observe and obey.”
> “Peridot that’s horrible. How could go along with something like that?”
“I didn’t.”

“Even though Gems live in a hierarchy of totalitarian rule. We are still Gems. We all think and feel. Even if we live for a greater purpose other than ourselves we still live a life of purpose. Creating something without any intelligence or a soul is just…wrong.”
> Steven gives a nod of approval before returning his attention to the screen.
> “So does it say anything else?”
“Let’s see here.”
“Ah yes. In conclusion, the process was shutdown upon realizing the length with which it takes to create a single Gem was far too long. As well as an equally steep budget.”
> “So they didn’t make any Gems that’s good.”
“Not exactly. It says here only one Gem was ever produced, and put in containment due to unwillingness to cooperate.”
> “That must be it. The disturbance Garnet was talking about it must be that Gem. We have to find it.”
“That is the most likely conclusion. We should tell Amethyst.”
> “Yeah.”
> However, just as they turn to leave a low roar can be heard echoing in the distance.
> “What was that?”
“I’m not sure, and I’m not staying here to find out.”
> Both of them begin frantically sprinting towards the exit. Not looking back to see if anything was tailing them. Simply running on the assumption that something was.
> Steven and Peridot both run through the door they entered from before looking back. Only to see the darkness that they had once entered. Sharing a few chuckles of relief.
> “Guess we were worried about nothing.”
“Worried about what?”
AHAAHAHA! Both Steven and Peridot scream.
“What’s with you two? Scared of the dark are we?”

"Go to Your Room"

Steven struggles with upcoming monumental decisions he has to make, so for clarity he goes to Rose's room. He asks himself several questions, eventually he starts telling himself that he wishes his mom was here. Steven is interrupted by the room's creation of Rose Quartz. Steven goes to hug Rose but she poofs into pink clouds. Rose reforms as both her & her son are upset that they cannot hug. Steven steps back & is skeptical that the illusion is Rose, so he goes & brings Greg to the room.

Steven asks Greg to verify that the hologram is mentally Rose. Rose leans in, whispers a bit into Greg's ear, making Greg blush. Greg confirms that is Rose. The family spends some time in the room just talking. Eventually, Greg & Steven leave.

Soon afterwards, the rest of the Crystal Gems learn that they can communicate with Rose through the room, so they do spend some time catching up with Rose. While most of the Crystal Gems are satisfied after a few meetings, Pearl is thirsty for more. Since the room cannot be accessed or used without Steven, Pearl begins pestering Steven at all hours to go to the room.

On a day set just for Greg & Steven to visit Rose, Pearl insists on joining them. Greg sees how distressed she is making Steven with her constant requests that are interfering with eating & sleeping, so he flips on Pearl. Greg fathers up & says as much as he loves Rose, Rose isn't here- Steven is. Steven is first priority & as his father Greg needs to ensure Steven's wellbeing, even at the expense of seeing Steven's mom. Pearl is distraught, so Greg tells her that Rose is not gone & even if she can't see Rose on demand, there will be other occasions in the future.

> “Amethyst we found the Gem, but it’s not corrupted it was in a lab by humans.”
“What!? Are you sure?”
> “Yeah we heard it deeper inside.”
“Then what are we waiting for let’s go get it.”
> Steven and Peridot are hesitant to follow, but they don’t want to leave Amethyst alone. Having no other choice the slowly enter the abyss again.
“I wonder if this Gem will be any different the type of Gems homeworld made.” Amethyst states.
> “I hope so. Maybe we won’t even have to fight.”
“I wouldn’t get my hopes up.” Peridot puts bluntly.
> The deeper they go the tenser the atmosphere around them seems to become.
“You guys sure you heard this thing? This place seems completely empty.”
“Wait what’s that over there?”
> At the end of the room a long cylindrical tube could be seen. Filled with a strange blue liquid, and floating in that tank was a small red gem.
> “We found it!”
“That’s it? I was sure that it would have been in it’s physical form.”
“Too bad for her. It just makes our job a lot easier.”
> Without any hesitation Amethyst punches the glass. Breaking the capsule and sending the mysterious liquid all over the floor.
“Come to momma.”
> But before Amethyst could bubble the Gem a bright light blinds her. Signifying the glowing aura of a reformed Gem.
> Once it’s taken it’s shape however everyone was paralyzed in place. Not sure what to do next.
> “Ah hi there. My name’s Steven what’s yours?”
> The only response Steven received was menacing gaze and a whispered roar.
Kill!

That's all I have for tonight. Here's to hoping the thread survives until I can get back to it tomorrow.
And if not I'll just make another thread.

>the synthetic gem is a mindless monster

I mean
That wasn't really what I was going for. That's why i described her "like Betty Crocker and Gen. MacArthur".

It's a WIP.

> Homeworld Gems attack BC

> Greg is killed during the fighting

> Steven witnesses this, freaks out, and shatters the gem responsible

> Steven traumatized by the brutality of his own actions, and impact of the first significant loss he has suffered in his short life

> CG try to console Steven, gem retardation concerning all things related to humanity kicks in, say something insultingly asinine, Steven begins to distance himself from Gems

> So begins Steven's gradual metamorphosis from saccharine ball of lard into the true guardian of Earth and enemy of Gem-kind

Steven maturation arc: Commence!

> Ronaldo gets into a violent argument with family culminating with him storming out during the night, wandering well past the outskirts of BC

> Ronaldo notices unusual activity in a isolated location near BC

> "Oh my god! Aliens! Government! Blog bullshit!"

> Investigates, sneaks in managing to avoid detection by personnel, discovers strange machines and technology on site

> At the center of the site, he finds tunnel leading directly into the Earth, descends

> Opens out at the Cluster cavern, MIB-eske agency ruptured bubble at some point and are now using reverse-engineered, upscaled gem inhibitors to stop Cluster from forming while they dismantle it

> Ronaldo discovered by personnel, incapacitated, fade to black

> Ronaldo never appears in the show again

This shit writes itself...

literally anything with these two.

also an episode getting rid of peridot and lapis. fuck those two and their shitty episodes.

So are you doing this one? If not, then thirding.

Also, I heard about that comic, but I think a different take could be done on it, especially since Steven will be alone and Connie apparently has no friends at school.

I had an idea for an episode that had mixed results. Basically, Dr. Maheswaran has a day off at the end of Summer, and she spends the day with Connie, and Steven tags along. After a long day of Dr. M. letting her hair down a little, they're all dancing at the end of the day music fest and Stevonnie accidentally shows up while Dr. M. is turned around. Freaking out, Stevonnie runs away before Dr. M. turns around, so when she does turn around the Doc enters full Mom mode and is terrified that they've been kidnapped. Hidding throughout the town, Stevonnie is freaking out and hallucinating, but can't seem to unfuse. Garnet shows up out of nowhere and Stevonnie asks why she can't unfuse. Garnet gives her best wisdom by saying nothing. Stevonnie then works out that they can't unfuse because she doesn't want to hide from Dr. M. because she's an important part of both Connie's and Steven's lives. Stevonnie builds up courage to reveal self to Dr. M., and instead of freaking Dr. M. hugs her because she is just happy she's safe. With tears in her eyes, Stevonnie is finally able to unfuse. Steven, Connie, Dr. M., and Garnet all have a long talk on the pier. Ends with hugs.

If I remember correctly that comic had Steven get everything right in the test? I wonder why they did that and how it would be explained

>Homeworld comes across another Intelligent, Space fairing race of creatures
>These Aliens engage in warfare against homeworld.
>In a desperate attempt to gain more information against Homeworld, the Unidentified aliens invade planets previously visited by Homeworld, including Earth.
>Invaders land on the Beach of the temple, armed to the teeth, since that's where most of the Warp-traffic is.

Is this idea Autistic or retarded?

Bump

...

If you had to choose, which one would have it been?

i came up with this in the shower one time
>gems go back to hunting gem monsters because damn its been a long time
>lots of corrupted gems have showed up because they've been slacking
>some corruptions have been attacking human towns and cities around the globe
>while en route to respond to one such event in a snowy region, they encounter a human who is able to fight the corrupted gems and has been defending his town for a minute
>hes built makeshift machines that can disrupt hard-light bodies and keep corrupted gems from reconstituting (like the bubbles but not as nice)
>dudeman extorts info from the crystal gems in exchange for the gem's hes collected and secured.
>garnet thinks he will be a useful ally but pearl is flustered by the idea that a human could be that skilled and strong on their own without training from a gem.
>amethyst is indifferent and steven is caught in the middle to side with either garnet or pearl on weather to let him tag along on their corruption hunt

I want an SU equivalent of that one creepy apocalyptic future ep from TPPG

>Through some kind of gem technology Steven finds himself time travailing to the future.
>Steven is shocked and confused when he sees that he is atop of a tower in Empire city.
>He looks down and sees the whole city is in ruins and flooded like the city was hit by a massive tsunami.
>Steven is scared "How could this happen? and why?
>Steven looks everywhere but cant find one living soul it was like everyone was gone and Steven felt more scared and worried the longer he spent in this hell hole.
>Steven soon heard singing coming from far away it could be heard for miles across the ocean.
>Steven hoped into a boat and went off to the source of the signing.
>He soon came to a tower made of water using he floating powers he flew up to the top to see Lapis ontop of the tower looking across the ruined wasteland of earth.
>Steven felt so happy he shouted "Lapis I'm so happy to see you I was so scared were is everyone?
>Lapis didn't turn she said in a weak sad voice "Why do you continue to haunt me Steven?....
>Steven is counfused and walks up to Lapis and tries to grab her arm "Lapis its me...why are y"
>Lapis swats away his hand "Leave me be...please stop reminding me of my failure...I failed you Steven...."
>Steven walks around and sees Lapis is crying her face looks tired she had dark shades around her eyes it looked like she had been crying for such a long time.
>"Lapis... tell me what happened."
>Lapis looks up "You already know I failed you you were the only thing I truly cared about you were more then a freind to me Steven I loved you..."
>Steven felt his heat sink when Lapis showed Steven an old torn up shirt,,,his shirt...

>"I tried to save you but in the end I was too late when I saw them hurting you all I saw was red and I tore them to pieces.
>I healed you're limp bleeding body and you told me with your last breath "It will all be ok." then you went silent and after that I dont know what happened.... I just remember screaming and red liquid filling up the ocean."
>Steven backed away "No... you couldn't... you didn't!
>Lapis looked at across the earth city's flooded and there were no signs of life,
>"Its my fault Steven not only did I fail you but I destroyed the main thing you cared about its all gone ever bit of life on this planet I drowned every beautiful thing on this planet,"
>Steven couldn't hold back his tears everything thing and everyone he loved was gone,"
>He ran up to Lapis and shook her screaming >"WHY,,sniff,,,why? how could you do this?
>Lapis finally looked Steven in the eyes and said in her weak sad voice "Because without you this planet isn't beautiful to me I'm so sorry Steven I can never be forgiving I loved you and all I ever did was hurt you I'm sorry...I'm sorry..."

>Steven never felt this kind of sorrow before he felt hatred regret and most of all sadness towards Lapis.
>The gem he once thought of as his freind was now just a broken shell who slaughtered millions out of blind rage gem... human.. it didn't matter none were speared a watery painful death.
>Steven looked at Lapis who was crying on the floor her tears mixing with the sea.
>Was she a lot cause? Steven would always forgive no matter what all life was precious to him but Lapis had done such terrible things could he really help her or was it pointless?
>Lapis said in a haze of tears "Steven if you are really real...please I beg you help me,,,I know I can never be forgiving but I cant do this on my own..."
>Steven said "W-What do you want me to do?
>Lapis then took something of her shirt it was a knife....
>Steven was floored he knew what she wanted >"Lapis I cant!
>Lapis said shaking and crying "Please,,,I cant live like this I have wanted to end this for so long,,,but I dont want to die alone..I'm a... coward..."
>Lapis handed Steven the knife and said "Please set me free....."

Bump because SU fanfictions on Sup Forums.
Also everyone is dead but Steven because the Diamonds used a shockwave device to wipe out everyone on earth and gems.

>Steven cant do it even if Lapis had done all these horrible things he cant shatter her.
>Lapis begs him shaking him screaming at him to let her have peace.
>Steven closes his eyes and tries to block out Lapis he cant take it anymore he wants to go home he wants to be with the gems and his friends and family again.
>But suddenly in a flash of light Steven wakes up in his bed back in normal reality nothing is destroyed and everyone is fine
>Steven has no idea who he got back home but he so glad to be back as he rushes up to the gems and hugs them all feeling so happy to be back.
>Steven is conflicted if he should tell them what he saw but most of all Steven is afraid that what if homeworld really is coming and more then that he is scared of Lapis now feeling like under what he saw on the surface lied a ticking time bomb and he dose not know what to truly do about it leaving him conflicted worried and now looking at Lapis hin a new light and looking to the future with worry.

>its a they switch bodies which causes missunderstandings-episode

I keep seeing this throughout SU threads. Does anyone know where the original comes from?

I dont know but i hate that kind of sour edgefest, the caracters of the show are there in name only and with the only purpose of inacting the edge fantasies of of the person who wrote it.

The only way i can think to turn that into something good is if he changed the SU caracters to Uncle Grampa caracters, a story where Pizza Steve travels to the future and sees that UG destroyed the earth, passes him a knife and ask Steve to kill him beacose his to powerful.

*Becouse he is

I third this.

You do realize the story has been finalized, yes? Still, I would still like to see the ideas keep coming in, even if some are not that great.
What?