Aqua Teen

>Ya'll suck. I wish Superman was here. I'd say "Hey Superman. You mow the lawn while you're here?" And he'd be like "Yeah, I'm Superman. I know how to work the mower.

>Search for 'Teeth, and Plague...Conspiracy....and Metalicaaaa'

>sex with animals? There's no time man!

'See what you win Carl'
'Tonight, you will get your dick ripped off....that doesn't sound right does it'

>I am Time Warner. I travel through out time to Warn people not to use any ideas from my movies or TV shows or I will be forced to sue them.

do you know what time it is? huh? it's 2:30 in the afternoon, and people are trying to sleep

>Are you the guy that keeps telling me to beware? Cause I'll tell you where to be! Out of my sight!

>have sex with a girl in the past
>kid ends up out of no where
>thought about aborting it when i found out she was pregnant
who let them produce this

>Wow, so you're saying it was fun?
>Hell no, that sumbitch had an axe!

>We also need plutonium, that's gonna involve Superman, which means shipping from Krypton
>did he tell you all this himself
>it's here on the invoice he wrote it down
>wow, what an asshole

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>Let's all just take a moment here...and thank god that [the grill's] just set on extra low

Meatwad, its the middle of July! I was sleeping! Those faggoty little elves don't even show up until September!

>Fart y'all, y'all go fart yourself

>We are a go for Operation Banana Monkey Zero-Two-Niner Yankee Hotel Foxtrot. Launchpad 1, launchpad 2, launchpad 3, we have ignition.

>You read Vogue?
>It just comes to the house!
>That's what happens when you order you big LADY!

I hope you were at the dentist, Frylock!

wahoo!

>we're going to have to wrap these dicks with something.
>Maybe with a...a dick

YOU'RE A MADMAN, WONGBURGER!

>ARISE CHICKEN, ARISE

BEHOLD Sup Forums

You mean Super Ultra Mega Chicken? Shhh... he is legend!

Hey Sup Forums

ASS

>travel through out time
>to Warn people
Son of a bitch, I just got that!

>IT WAS ME BARRY!
>I WAS THE TIMEWARNER!

Don't drape that wet towel on my computer Sup Forums

One convenient locations. In Africa.

Typical! Filthy humans! You have no respect for us trees!

Go back to your STRIP MALLS... where values are king.

>Yeah, I can't pretend to know what you're going through right now, but…you let go, okay. Thank you. If you need anything, you know who to look to: Someone else.

I'm not gonna upstage my buddy out there!

But I could. And I will.

I saw that last night too!

>we don't know
>... WE'RE TREEES

I'M GONNA

>Hey, buddy, how you doin'? Pizzaland, huh? Yeah, that's lots of fun. I just called to tell you that YOU BURNED MY FRIGGIN HOUSE DOWN

>So the lesson here is: either you should definitely not play with matches, or you definitely should.
>It's definitely one or the other
>Which one you think it is Carl?