Trump General - Nate Sodium Edition

>TRUMP IN ASHEVILLE, NC
youtube.com/watch?v=xNFk2GN75zM
>TRUMP IN BALTIMORE 9/12/16
youtube.com/watch?v=RsbR4UMWk2U
>Trump @ Schlafy funeral in St. Louis, MO 9/10/16
youtu.be/MXQ-SG2yhjA
>Pence at Values Voters Summit 9/10/16
youtu.be/lg1S7jM1eR8
>Trump Ad: Veterans
youtu.be/Bc62ruc3o6k
Text TRUMP to 88022 or get the Official "AMERICA FIRST" app for important campaign updates
REGISTER AND VOTE EARLY
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>Volunteer to be a Trump election observer
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>Trump Playlist
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EVENT SCHEDULE
donaldjtrump.com/schedule/

EVENTS
>Trump Rally in Pensacola FL 9/9/16
youtube.com/watch?v=eBogVFrBf_8
>Trump at Voter Summit in DC 9/9/16
youtu.be/KxnZ3lPkCcY
>Trump Education speech in Cleveland OH 9/8/16
youtu.be/G7-4oeEChx0
>Trump Speaks To Charter School in OH 9/8/16
youtu.be/tL8vAgZcV04
>Pence at Reagan Library 9/8/16
youtu.be/_C7RX-ZlVUU
>Trump Commander In Chief event 9/7/16
youtu.be/-yNVAx68FB0
youtu.be/GC373ASBXs8

INTERVIEWS
>Trump Full Interview Fox&Friends 9/12/16
youtube.com/watch?v=mDdZohtVQtY
>Trump Interview SQUAWK BOX 9/12/16
youtube.com/watch?v=OguqdJ9iQIg
>Trump on Larry King/RT 9/8/16
youtu.be/9_5MtZ0Wv70
>Trump on Lars Larson show 9/6/16
ow ly/Ijny303ZTqe

ENTERTAINMENT
>TrumpTrain: Louisiana
youtu.be/v6YyRJ4eovg
>The 45th President
youtu.be/G5FGztzfnkA
>Trump in 5 minutes or less
youtu.be/13A6LjDZccw
>Trump Triumphant
youtu.be/DhkHAmhYn0A
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>Trump cares about YOU
youtu.be/_xVdYNrPCMw

CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
imgur.com/a/VzlEf

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Dear users,
My name is Gal and I'm press, from Ha'aretz(הארץ).
Following recent news about the connections that Donald Trump and his campaign has to Neo-Nazi websites, we are investigating and would like to arrange an interview with "pepe", the Nazi frog.
Could you please tell me when this user might be available?
Thank you and god bless.

DON?

fuck off oven dodger

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this bait is too obvious

>mass (((MSM))) shilling against our Pepe
Some of you are alright. Don't show up to any CNN or MSNBC buildings tomorrow

How is this election even real?

>Tay

Funny

Could anybody be as dumb and obtuse as Nate?

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>that Clinton campaign in the background

WE'RE GOING TO PUT AWOO ON CLINTON'S WEBSITE

TWEET LIKE MADMEN

NAZI WOLFGIRLS ON CNN

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>Nate Coprolite

He's unskewing polls on his site, I think it's time we stage an intervention.

hour 2, find a stream.

the panel has been extra feisty tonight.
its fun watching them argue about everything.

Can you make this into a gif? Please this is so fucking good

Taking Hat Requests for this thread.

Guys

Can you please tell me what you think would have happened if Trump was the one who collapsed

I feel like it would have been wall to wall new coverage on every network, not swept under the rug and given pneumonia + a gaudy "Here I am, I'm feeling fine! Come hug me young brown child!"

I really want to hear other peoples' opinions on it. Just the thought of him collapsing with convulsions is tough to imagine

Jesus fucking Christ, I'm out for the day and I turn on MSNBC and they're showing fucking Pepe shitposts.

WHAT DID YOU PEOPLE DO THIS TIME?

How can we Banepost to show our true strength?

HOLY KEK MY SIDES

They are so fucking desperate (and have nothing to go on) that they attack PEPE

It's over, we won

Does this image answer your question Schlomo?

Nate Quark

THE NEW TRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
SEPTEMBER 12, 2016

LAST NIGHT
>Hillary has "pneumonia"
>announced after she collapses at 9/11 ceremony
MORNING
>Trump on Fox and Friends
>Hopes H gets well, ready for debate
>does not think she'll be replaced
>says he had a physical, results released soon
>'basket' comment "biggest mistake of the political season"
>you have to be president of everybody
>Trump goes on CNBC
>Trump Organization holds soft opening for Trump International Hotel, Washington DC
>new Trump ad, "Deplorable"
>"Mr. Trump, I'm CIA"
>former Bill Clinton CIA director joins Team Trump as a senior advisor
AFTERNOON
>Clinton at home, not going to leave today
>will phone it in to a fundraiser
>many in Clinton camp suddenly have pneumonia
>Kaine says he's prepared to be president
>says HRC's energy is "staggering"
>Trump speaks to Natl Guard Association in Baltimore
>addresses HRC's "basket of deplorables" comments
>former DNC chair wants a contingency plan
>Pence is LITERALLY a white supremacist
>says he won't say David Duke is "deplorable" because he doesn't like name calling
>also says “We don’t want his support and we don’t want the support of people who think like him.”
>Can you guess what's being reported? (This is Wolf Blitzer's fault by the way, go figure)
EVENING
>Trump holds rally in Asheville, NC
>woman passes out, Trump consoles her
>has everyday supporters on stage to express how they feel about H's "basket"
>Bill has interview with Charlie Rose
>regarding H's 911, "frequently-- well not frequently, rarely but on more than one occasion, the same sort of thing [has] happened to her"
>Hillary on CNN
>can't recall exactly how many times she's had dizzy spells in the last 5 years

Archive with links/citations: sites.google.com/site/trumpnightlynews2/

when will we get the truth about the Metal Clip?

who Amphibioconservative here?

we /comfy/?

we do everything better in America, just wait until we re-elect trump

do you consider yourselves as republican?

do you think Trump is actually a republican vs forging the only way for a 3rd party candidate to be viable?

ATTENTION ALL CTR ASSOCIATES
>ATTENTION ALL CTR ASSOCIATES
ATTENTION ALL CTR ASSOCIATES

MY POCKETS ARE BEING LINED WITH THIS SHIT, YOU LITTLE WORMS!

NEW POLICY:

If you identify as female, and have a pink topper on your cube ID, you're now subject to having your pay reduced to less than the usual 35% more CTR pays male posters [they're more productive, and less prone to bouts of tears in the break room]

If you're male, and have a blue topper on your cube ID, it's raping time if your productivity drops.

This my rape face - pic related. You won't see it, because you'll be bend over my desk. It's a micro peen, BUT YOU STILL WON'T LIKE IT! I digress.

GET THE POSTS OUT YOU LAZY FUCKS! SHILL HARDER!

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I got something better.

hillaryclinton.com/feed/donald-trump-pepe-the-frog-and-white-supremacists-an-explainer/

nate is such a joke

>hillary has serious fucking problems
>y yeah well trump is older... ya know...

who knew the poll "guru" was a doctor too

>Hillary's campaign has been so thoroughly destroyed that her staff and friends in the media have to shift focus on to a cartoon frog

It isn't. We are obviously in a simulation and memetics has broken the OS of the universe.

We get a Plane to crash into Hillary, with no Survivors

p-pls respond

Any recent whitepilling polls, lads?

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>do you consider yourselves as republican?
Hell no. I like Trump because he beat (((GOPe))) to death and is now wearing their party like the Nemean Lion's skin.

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Is Hillary Clinton trying to insult her way to the White House?

Not to mention they have to beat a dead horse:
>OMG Trump is so racist

Are you "Pepe"?

Based brotha

WHAT DID YOU PEOPLE FUCKING DO?

Nope, I consider myself anti-globalist at this point. All traitors of the state need to be killed/executed.

So what will be the next happening?

Same.

>god

almost had me...

We haven't gone far enough, we can do more! We only get this sort of opportunity once every 4 years, let's make "Nazi Wolf Girl Goes Awoo" on CNN

Is there a story behind this?

First they called us the alt-right and warned of the dangers of "online trolls", now they attack Pepe.

How can this even be real?

>haha look at these trumpkins "unskewing" the polls because they can't accept that he's behind
>oh look, these biased polls have trump in the lead, i'd better """adjust""" them to better reflect reality :^)

i hope he truly gets exposed for all to see what a sham he is

Translation: Hillary will be hurt if Trump presses the health issue.

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>Hillary's supporters face when seeing the frogs

I swear man, this election is crazy

>Elizabeth Chan
I'm not familiar with that board?

you're a paleoconservative.

>not in a great position to press the health issue
people who have pneumonia
[ ] Donald Trump
[x] Hillary clinton

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>Why is there a dog standing directly behind Trump?
That’s the janitor. He’s a symbol associated with doing it for free.

>Wait. Really? Doing it for free?
That’s right.

>Please explain.
Here’s the short version: The janitor is a forum moderator who began his internet life as an innocent mod cleaning up posts by anons and tripfags alike.

But in recent months, the janitor’s been almost entirely co-opted by the shitposters who call themselves the “memers.” They’ve decided to take back the janitor by adding Hot Pockets and other symbols of obesity and loserdom.

“We basically mixed the janitor in with Hot Pocket propaganda, etc. We built that association,” one prominent shitposter told the Daily Beast.

The best part is that he attacked Long room for doing the same thing.

>Okay, now let me tell you why you're wrong
Sometimes Oreilly sucks ass and then sometimes he's great. I can't believe that bitch tried to defend "basket of deplorables" and even said it was a good move for her.

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Kek is god, juden!
Kek bless you!

WHAT COULD THEY POSSIBLY HAVE AGAINST PIZZA CHEF PEPE????

>responding to either lazy shill or retarded role player
At worst you give information to the enemy, at best you waste your time with a man playing make believe

Is Hillary the Kim Jung Il of America?
>Paranoid
>Power hungry
>Has all opponents killed
>Believes Americans are a great evil
>Fat retarded offspring
>Body doubles to avoid being seen while sick

can anything be done about our media?

its like the USSR right now

Hat me up senpai.

(((Gal)))

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hilarious

Original Content

Feedback?

Oh shit lookout guys, its a

>RACIST
>FROG

If Trump wins, sure. If he doesn't, I'm gonna have to take some drastic measures to ensure globalism doesn't win. I really want a comfy life, but if Hillary is elected, I have no choice.

PRAISE HIM

>People who have had to be carried by five people into a van in the past 24 hours because their legs couldn't support their weight
[ ] Donald Trump
[X] Hillary Clinton

YOU FUCKS RUINED PEPE. THEY THINK HE'S A NAZI MEME. LEAVE PEPE ALONE

praise him

Witnessed

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Wrong picture

Let people sue the media.

Or make propaganda illegal again.

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>Nate REEEEEEEEEEEEE's at longroom for unskewing the polls
>does the exact, same shit himself

Look, I don't believe in "unskewing" polls because that's just trying to get good data out of shit. Polls can be shit but you can't "unskew" them to find anything better. But Nate does the same thing on his site. It's a joke. Look at the Florida polls, he always adjusts them to put Clinton in the lead.

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DON'T SAY NORMAL

Amazing...

FUCK

WE MADE PEPE GREAT AGAIN
NORMIES WON'T EVEN TOUCH HIM NOW

he had to be reclaimed from the normies user
it was the only way

Kim Jung Il wasn't too paranoid when you look at what some of his generals thought and wanted to do.