Goddamn it Stan, NO!
You can't do this. I'll fight you with my dying breath. You can't have her! You can't take Carrie.
latimes.com
Goddamn it Stan, NO!
Juan Scott
Ryder Moore
Evan Clark
epic! XD
Lincoln Nguyen
deadline.com
not today, we still have hope
Wyatt Perry
We have to call in the Pros. Somebody's gotta take this fucker down.
Nicholas Baker
The force is with her.
Adrian Ortiz
Hey asswipe, as somebody who's survived a heart attack, "stabilized" means jack shit. I was stable 6 times, even to the point of being discharged, until I collapsed in front of the exit doors, trying to get in the car to go home.
I was in the hospital for weeks, and spent months at cardiac rehab.
Heart attacks are not an easy thing to deal with. They are very tricky and deceiving.
Brandon Brooks
Calm down, this is not something to have a heart attack over.
Luke Walker
>tfw my dad died early on Christmas Eve
please don't take her Stan
Ayden Diaz
Was his funeral holiday themed?
Asher Stewart
Well, thankfully we have her scanned into the computer.
Nathaniel Morris
>Survived a heart attack
>Posting on Sup Forums
So you either have a congenital defect or you're about 300+ pounds? Go do some jumping jacks, fatty ding dong.
Austin Harris
I guess you could say he made a nice cozy fireplace for somebody
Gavin Powell
You...
You turned him into a fireplace?
Joseph Adams
yeah man petrified him and hollowed him out and everything
Bentley Gray
Get Ozzy.
Isaiah Rogers
I won't ask who's nuts will be roasting on an open fire.
Thomas Davis
TFA was bad. Now reap the whirlwind.
Come on baby, don't fear the reaper.
Kevin Allen
>rouge
It's a small comfort knowing that because we are all slowly dying you'll be worm food eventually.
Zachary Green
we had a good laugh about roasting nuts on an open chest-cavity fire
Ryan Bell
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
James Roberts
Are you a fat pig? Piggy piggy.
Zachary Morgan
>I was stable 6 times
And yet you still didn't die like you should have
Aiden Cruz
9 tells it like it is.
Juan Morgan
It was holiday-special themed