British telly and nostalgia thread

British telly and nostalgia thread

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how the fuck did this even work. no matter what I pressed nothing happened. I just stared at his yellow mug for like a half hour.

>press red to start

gee, I wonder user

tfw he died too

I need to rewatch that crossword episode, I feel like I missed some bits of the story.

The twist at the end of the Christmas one was fantastic I thought. You think it's an audio commentary on an old tv project, then it turns out it was a snuff movie and the commentary was done by the director and a detective in a police interview. Brilliant.

What's Fearne Cotton doing these days? Used to be quite partial to her

Who's on Studio 66 tonight, lads?

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Anyone see Edge of Darkness? It's an 80's thing from the BBC. Daughter goes missing and the old man goes into her room to snoop about. he ends up kissing his daughters dildo. The ending was supposed to have him turn into a tree but the SUITS nixed it

Nice quads

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you remember that jesus looking dude who ended up fucking it for himself cause he beat his girl? fuck sake

She was always cute. But I couldn't stand her.

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Those BBC dance ones were the GOAT

It's great.

Yeah I just thought maybe the commentary was a bit jolly. But it's easily explained away really, just putting the director at ease etc.

The crossword in that episode was legit in the Guardian, Steve was well proud of getting it in there.

Lola I hope

I fucking hated that guy. For a short period of time he was fucking EVERYWHERE. I hope he's rotting somewhere hosting some bullshit pub quiz or whatever.

Fuck that brings back memories

no but I just read the wiki and it sounds amazing. there's sci-fi/nuclear holocaust themes too?

It was also directed by Martin Campbell who did the best 2 Bonds in recent decades

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tfw the shows got tamer as the years went by as the world got more degenerative

Justin Lee Collins? He's the only Jesus looking cunt I can think of.
Bad times.

If I happen upon it later, I'd happily crank one out over Claire if she's on

yeah the timeframe was when people were hugely afraid of nukes flying. It's really worth watching

Anything decent on Freeview tonight lads?

Watching the NHL on that new free sports channel.

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nostalgia

T4 was great back in the day

probably.

The first one I saw of those shows way back in the day after 3am some shit was full on finger fucking herself. No underwear. No nothing just full on spread eagle masturbating. Nowadays you get some chick rocking back and forth with her tits out looking bored.

That said, if I come in from a night out drunk at 3/4am I'll have a flick through. Cos you know....

I stumbled across his Twitter recently, fucking weird, he's got like two or three groupies/stalkers who reply to everything.

Can't stand the cunt anyway.

press reveal

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Watched this for the first time the other night. Bit bleak up north, ay it?

Too drunk to go to bed or change the channel?
Uh-oh, its "Pages from Ceefax" or "Nightscreen" (same thing on Oracle/ITV) with some smooth jazz/library music.

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This is great. Potter was a right oddball

I wonder where this guy hangs around these days

>Threads

HEY!

Fuck you user.

Now they're not even supposed to make the wank gesture lel

They had a segment on one called ''flash the gash'' where if they got the texts they'd... flash the gash. Can't believe they got away with some of the stuff, throating dildos etc. Then some government body got involved I think

hope you watched useful television anons

many a lazy teenage hangover wank to thighs and upskirts on that sofa.

whatever happened to miquita?

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>you will never have a wank to a poorly printed bubble-jet picture of sailor mars on a summer night while ceefax music plays in the background again

>In November 2011, Oliver filed for bankruptcy after non-payment of a tax bill.[10][11][12] In December 2013 she presented the programme 'Young, British and Broke: The Truth about Payday Loans' on BBC3. She said that her own experiences of bankruptcy made her passionate about making the show.[13]

Well at least Alexa Chung made it out

to soon

Simon Amstell has a book out, the extract in the paper was quite funny

only slavs will remember this
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I took the jolly commentary to be a mix of the police playing "good cop" and the director genuinely being an insane psychopath who could easily talk over the film in a matter-of-factly way, pointing out certain camera angles and actor performances even though he was being interviewed on suspicion of murder.

The twists in general are part of what makes me love Inside No. 9 so much, but it's also the dark humour and atmosphere. The episode where the disabled girl gets visited by some celebrity for publicity purposes and the guy ends up "dying" after blowing up a balloon for her was genuinely creepy. How they tried to keep the balloon in order to sell it online as this famous celebrity's "last breath". And then they notice that he's not actually dead and they all decide to kill him anyway in order to sell his last breath. Really unnerving.

Definitely check out A Very British Coup too, two of the best tv shows to ever come out of the UK imp.

>frank sidebottom doing the testcard live

RIP SWEET PRINCE

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Is it about being gay and Jewish?

It was excellent. Well worth tracking down.

Its not really related but G.B.H. is also essential 20th century Britcore drama.

>blag the day off primary school
>get to watch TV all day
>spend the day watching educational TV shows cos there's fuck all on

Daisy dares you!

And depressed!

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>sailor mars
patrician detected

yep, I remember those

>study leave for GCSEs

>nothing on but Batgain Basement and that thing on channel 5 where you try to phone in to guess a knockoff countdown connundrum to win 25 quid

>go back to wanking and playing final fantasy instead of revising

is for for

So quickly forgotten
We'll nostalgia over this weird blowing up cliffs and digging up crystals shit in a years time

justine littlewood was a spice when i was 14 or so

any /tracy beaker/ lads in

Best BBC news ident coming through.
It sounds like the world is ending.
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... to fall in love with her

;__;

I have to watch it again. BBC 4 were doing a run of nearly all the big 80's dramas years back so it's been a while

Holy shit BBC, it's just the news. Calm down ffs

we have to go back, I can't handle the madness

So does GOLD only put on Fools and Horses these days?

>Watching the NHL on that new free sports channel.
What channel? I just did auto-tuned for new channels and can't find any sports.
You better not be tricking me, lad

anyone else like to wank to these channels?
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How much does this song hurt your heart lads?

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It hurts mine, but I can't explain why.

Oh globbits
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fuck what was that show about the people dressed up as playing cards

it was all about maths or something

Apologies for being old but this was my favourite show when I was a kid. With the lovely Janet Ellis, Doctor Who and the legendary Noseybonk (21:13) who haunts my dreams to this day.

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What did you guys do you for your work experience?
>don't apply anywhere so get sent to some office that does the paperwork for communications tech company
>boring as fuck but boss is a legit legend, tells me to spend at least 20 minutes a day fiddling with an excel document then do whatever I want on the internet
>play through every single game on miniclip and a bunch of other flash sites I've forgotten the names of
>miss the entire second week because it was one of those Februaries a decade or so ago where it snowed like fuck and I couldn't get in
>he gives me £100 on the last day I'm in and tells me to do one

Freesat 250 something. Between that Bike channel and Film4.

she was really pretty

Hello Hugh!

Nah, don't even know where QVC shit is on Sky. The daytime Babestation channels were my go to wank fuel when I was off school as a kid.

Who here remembers Naughty Nurses?

Freesports, channel 95

Unfortunately I think you can only get it on Freeview HD receivers, most older HD TVs only have normal Freeview though.

>seeing Bob Mortimer ripping an apple in two with his hands on WILTY
>does it again on Taskmaster
It's such a useless, yet amazing skill. I've gone throw dozens of apples trying to do it.

Taskmaster is the perfect example of a show I'd love to be on as a contestant. It just seems like so much fun doing those ridiculous tasks. I wouldn't mind going on WILTY either, lying your way through a false fact or trying to get away with bluffing yourself out of a true fact seems a lot of fun.
People should host WILTY parties or something, where you all get together and play the game. The "host" would get some true facts from the players beforehand, and make up some false ones to stick in there as well. Sounds like a great night in with friends.

i didn't apply for anywhere so the school chose for me. it was at the local dentist. all i did was sit at the front desk and make cups of tea for them. boring as fuck.

Holy shit I know exactly what you're talking about
It was in like a castle or something, it was like some fever dream nightmare shit

comfy youtube.com/watch?v=q2BltBzNMog

Fearne, Reggie, and Nev will always be /comfy/

I remember it too. Only ever saw it when I was in primary school though.

makes me feel like shit because my teenage years were nothing like that

Was it true there was less pakis/arabs seen around Britain back then?

WILTY requires you to admit deeply retarded shit you do / did in order to trick the other team

Too scary. Like trying to explain ASMR to a bunch of normie comedians who clearly all think you're mental

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>ywn have a bunch of mates like the ones in the show
have a cassie to cheer up lad

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oldchap reporting

Girl Alex Jones >>>>>>>> Guy Alex Jones

Mr Benn tier

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Real willies hours

Has anyone noticed that the One Show is probably the strangest thing on TV these days. Its barking mad and everyone acts like its perfectly normal.

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>tfw I did but lost them all when they went to Uni

Why didn't I text them ffs

Lorry mechanics garage. Pretty good fortnight desu.
One bloke brought his BB gun in the one day so we took potshots at the breakers yard over the wall.