Irl Sup Forums experiences

>walk into lab
>everyone has a partner already so I head to the back
>coincidentally the Chadest motherfucker I've seen in a while strolls in
>l-looks like we're partners haha
>Chad ignores me and I'm reminded of my inescapable autism
>during lab Chad is typing on his phone
>fucking normies always texting
>wait wtf
>catch a glimpse of familiar green board
>it's fucking Sup Forums
>ask him what he thinks about the election
>fast forward a few hours and we already discussed Trump, Soros, Shillary's double, dindus, Jews ect.
>turns out he's a /fit/ poster too
>told me that if I don't go to the gym tomorrow with him, he'll get his gay roommate to rape my skinny ass
Also Chris if you see this I'm not bailing tomorrow I promise.

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Sounds like you got lucky, faggot
Start lifting now and don't stop

>scrolling through Sup Forums in lecture
>swastika comes up
>oh shit scroll down
>naked aryan propaganda girl comes up
>oh shit scroll down
>suggestive loli anime girl comes up
>The two Asian girls next to me look visibly uncomfortable

nigger nigger nigger

fat niggers, dumb niggers

angry niggers, thieving niggers

niggers that won't listen, niggers that won't raise their own

niggers that blame us, because they can never be us

nigger nigger nigger

>visibly uncomfortable
don't you mean visibly aroused

...

>told me that if I don't go to the gym tomorrow with him, he'll get his gay roommate to rape my skinny ass
If you weren't a huge cuck you would've punched him in the diaphragm and then pretended to help him.

I wish I had a Sup Forums friend

Well I am a skinnyfat mu-male so I probably should go

>If you weren't a huge cuck you would've punched him in the diaphragm and then pretended to help him.

I always want to do this. I haven't so far, but it makes me laugh every time I imagine doing this to someone. "I don't know what happened! He probably just needs air. I'm taking him outside now."

You're lucky.

>tfw scrolling through Sup Forums at work

Looks like kek has something in store for you lil buddy!

There's an alpha Sup Forums somewhere out there for all you betafags. We need a big brother program for the redpilled.

It's so great to have a culture where people don't come near anyone unless they're friends, isn't it? Oh yeah, you don't, we do :^)

>We need a big brother program for the redpilled.

This is a genius idea. Too bad it'd instantly turn into a CTR honeypot

>be a total scumbag and drug addict life long liberal atheist
>some slut drops me because i dont want to spend money on her anymore
>went to some big church event to try picking up a decent girl
>find 6/10 homeschooled ultra conservative 21yo girl and get her number
>make her my gf and convince her to do premarital sex after 3 months
>4 years later still together
>observing her and her dad and community slowly turned me in to a conservative
>still atheist but go to church regularly and see tons of girls Sup Forums would kill to be with

take the church pill faggots

youuuu fuckin idiot

T-Thanks kek...

>tfw half Jew
>tfw no Sup Forumsack would be my big buddy

>be me
>at home
>girlfriend playing on her laptop
>i'm on my pc
>she notices Sup Forums open
>"What's that, user?
>"Oh it's an image board, want to see?"
>stealthily change from Sup Forums to Sup Forums
>she's bluepilled af couldn't risk freaking her out
>she figures out it's something not interesting and drops the subject
She was kind of stupid but sex was amazing

>working as EMT for private company
>picking up a patient to go back to the nursing home
>nurse says, "just you two? He's kind of a big guy."
>"for you."
>spaghetti

Is there an app where you can just meet potential friends? I'd love to have a Sup Forums buddy but I'm so scared of rejection.

Not with that attitude, faggot.

>Chad has a gay roommate
>Wants to go to the gym with you

Please pass the baby oil...

>implying nazis didn't have half jew friends.

As long as your not stereotypically jewish, Sup Forums will be your friend

Not far now, you'll be having a gay orgy with chad and his roommate.

Me on my girlfriends couch when her father or younger siblings are in the room. Also fuck this gave me a hearty kek, thanks user

>go to new class after my schedule got changed
>see kid in all black in the back of the class
>kind of spooked
>couple of days after, my teacher tells me to go help him with work
>go to help, he's very quiet
>he's gotta go on Sup Forums too I can sense it
>sits next to me a couple of times since I'm the only person who's attempted to make contact with him in class
>bring up politics and ask who he supports
>tells me trump
>I tell him anyone who likes Bernie is a cuck
>he grabs my shoulder, eyes widened and asks me "path of light?"
>I'm a newfag on Sup Forums during this time and I could only mutter "w-what?"
>explained to me that path of light meant Sup Forums and I say "oh yeah, I'm a Sup Forumslack
>start talking about 4chang related things, explained baneposting to me
>year progresses and we eventually form a small group of trump supporters in class and made fun of the Bernie cucks and manlets in our class
>hes actually a chill ass dude and he's a pretty good friend
He's the only Sup Forumslack I've ever met and I hope to meet more

>careful
someone might see you and call the though police
for you viewing hate speech

>girl that I am in absolute head over heels for, seems to fall for the 2D is better than 3D meme and is too interested in her husbando
>I WOULD MARRY THIS SHE-ANGEL OF A WOMAN BUT SHE WOULD RATHER DAYDREAM ABOUT A MAN THAT DOESN'T EXIST

REEEEEEEEE YOU PEOPLE AND DER JUDENESE ARE FUCKINF RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS

FUCK YOU YOU BLUE HAIRED BASKETBALL FAGGOT. I WOULD STRANGLE YOU IF YOU WEREN'T MADE FROM PAPER

>being this autistic
It's shit like this that makes me want to delete my account

>losing a girl to 2d
INKED

w-what did I do wrong?

can somone explain baneposting/big guy plz

t.summerfag

I'm just wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of an airplane

Lucky

Enjoy your stay, you're here forever
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I don't know any Sup Forums people, but I enjoy going around to people at work and ask them who they support. They all say they hate Trump and think he is racist, but admit they aren't going to bother to vote so I give them a thumbs up anyway.

I have one IRL friend who I'm fairly sure is a Sup Forumsak, but think we both daren't reveal our powerlevel.

>INKED
Fuck you user, I'm at work and I just started snickering uncontrollably.

>tfw 2 irl pol friends, one of which is my roommate
Feels good

get this shit off the board we're having a serious discussion here about chads

>scrolling through /pol
>put my phone down low and walk with it in my hand
>dont lock the screen
>look at it
>realize i was walking around with hentai on my screen for a full minute

>I once considered dying my sky blue just so I could maybe become her husbando

I know I am starting to lose it.

>Be a commerce/geography
>Teaching lesson
>A familiar sight comes threw the door late
>Its fucking Caleb
>I ask him why he was late
>He says he was putting makeup on
> "But Caleb you're a boy"
>"Actually Mr user i'm a gender-neutral pansexual"
>I explain how there is no such thing and he should be banned from the internet
>He alerts the principal and I get called in
>Can't come to school for two days
>All the kids love me so Caleb is bullied
>mfw gave him an E on his assignment the next week

>E
What the fuck is wrong with you Aussies?

...

I don't like people named Caleb.

No, what the fuck does an 'E' mean?

ive never met an adult named caleb

do they die before adulthood?

Fuck me this thread is gold

cosplay as him while you fuck her also is aomine isn't it

I had a stealth encounter.

>working at a warehouse
>Talking to a dude about politics
>slowly throwing in more red pill stuff
>he agrees with it all and even tells me stuff I didn't know about
>Ask him where he learns all this stuff, he's avoiding telling me
>it's clearly Sup Forums
>at the end of the shift I hear him utter praise kek under his breath

This explain you Aussie cunt

>meet hundreds of potential friends here
>never gets to meet them b/c anonymous
>if we weren't anonymous Sup Forums would never be great
What a cruel joke

One grade above a U or F, and one below a D

Pretty sure you Americans grade like this too.
A- Outstanding
B-Amazing
C-Sound
D-Basic
E-Elementry
F-Non-attempt

10/10

You all really think this really fucking funny until you fuckers realize you been INKING yourselves out of an aryan goddess.

You choose a woman that doesn't exist over a real one that fucking would worship the ground you fucking walk on.

im a kike spic, this place is very diverse.

Believable until the last line, if you wanted to make your story work you should have said you had heard him make a "for you" joke nobody got previously

>U

Just alphabet my shit up, m8.

And yet you continue to kill yourselves,

You don't. You really don't. I have a friend that browses Sup Forums and whenever we get drunk we only speak in meme. It is annoying but unavoidable.

sorry but in Sweden we actually have freedom you cuck

>anyone could be a Sup Forums guy because the anonymousity of it all.

It's true m8. He was a kurdish/ukranian boy about 19.

We skip E

Same thing happened to me,only it was my boss and he was watching some weird scat porn.

There's a shit ton of Sup Forums Discord chats you faggot

This is not StormFront, kike.

We are a board of peace after all.

9/10 reporting in. Not all of "us" are Neet losers

t. good-looking, semi-educated, swiss millionnaire

>tfw i would be too nervous to comment

l-link?

>

seriously tho, stormfaggots from /fit/ need to fuck off

Are you a Wendy's chef?

I'm only in an Sup Forums chat
Just google them famalam, there's literally hundreds.

>kurdish/ukrainian
The fuck?

I went through about a hundred guys before I finally met a fellow fag who agreed with me about politics. I've been slowly redpilling him over the past few months. Boipussi game ridiculous if you're looking for a fellow conservative but when you find someone you literally don't even need the rest of the world.

Nah he prob works at Migros

Every single gay should be shipped to your prison island.

Nope, thank God it wasn't him.

It's this guy.


>you are on to something there

Also
>cosplaying as a basketball player
>5' 03"

Just cuck my shit up

I'd be okay with that.

Revealing your power level would be frowned upon 2 years ago. I guess there are many Trump supporting redditors.

A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist.
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decisions made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
”How old is this rock, pinhead?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian.”
”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now.”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of The Origin of Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
Semper Fi.
P.S. Close the borders

No such thing in Switzerland. I inherited some money and put that together with my savings to buy me an apartment complex to rent out. It`s almost like a money printing machine, as long as you closely check who you are giving the apt to.
Do you thank God every day that you may live one more in your shithole?

Kuroko is not bad husbando material tbqhwyf. Alpha in his own quiet way.

That's before the board tactics changed permanently, before the echoes hit the media, before the BUILD WALL and before pepe became a symbol for white supremacy used to slander the Trump campaign

>like short girls
>like, 4'8-5'2
>be 6'2
>be 450 pounds, mostly muscle
>all short girls are terrified of me
It's a cruel joke God made me a titan, only to make love fairies.

"Revealing your power level" was originally used on a and jp
It has to do with hiding how much you're into anime, especially embarrassing anime normals would find weird

e.g. k-on, oreimo, et al

Pic with timestamp/bank info or gtfo

kuroko is like 5'1'' though just do it senpai maybe she'll like it

I have thought of this repeatedly. Church is a community even if you aren't a christfag, which is why religion is always gone after by the left in their effort to break apart group ideologies

I know right? Oh well. He was brown but he was a good kid.

>No such thing in Switzerland.
I am not sure you got the joke.

>apartment complex to rent out.
Nice investment.

>Do you thank God every day that you may live one more in your shithole?
I don't believe in god, but i like my country. The life of the upper middle class is quite comfy, mountain jew pal.

top fucking kek

audibly laughed

Damn, you must be the tallest man of all Central America.

>Show boss Sup Forums
>He has a hearty laugh about jiggaboos.
>Spend the rest of the day watching shitskins get killed on liveleak/funker on a 65" TV.

>making fun of the Lord Almighty

>I am not sure you got the joke.
No I really don`t get it

Thats nice, do you live in a gated community or do I picture mexico too violent?