In some way or another, you have developed superpowers! () What is your origin story...

[David Foster]

In some way or another, you have developed superpowers! (powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random) What is your origin story? What will you do with your newfound abilities? Will your life change in any noticeable way?

[John Roberts]

afterl living the life of a normal straight man I decide to give sucking dick ago. Suddenly the powers of powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chlorokinetic_Whip_Generation manifest. I use the whip to hang myself.

[Brayden Flores]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omniscience_Bestowal

One day after being bitten by a radioactive omniscience i aqquire this really stupid superpower. I can empower others but I am not omniscience. I Grant the power to my ward who instantly uses his allknowingness to know that i intend to kill myself.

I kill myself.

[Jaxson Collins]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Parallel_Viewing

One day after being bitten by a radioactive alternate dimensional viewer I gain the ability to view paralell dimensions. I watch my double and see that he is smart, hansome, muscular and has FIVE girlfriends. I kill myself due to insecurity.

[Jason Miller]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Manipulation

One day user was struck by a stray cosmic emission. Caused by aliens probably!

I do all the usual benevolent superhero stuff, then up the game to destroying regimes everyone hates, then up the game again by destroying governments I just disagree with.

[Lincoln Foster]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Brain_Capacity

Become billionaire, retire in my early 20´s, shitpost on Sup Forums from my ivory tower.

[Easton Barnes]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Voice_Manipulation

I continue to waste my life on nazi frog worshipping forums

[James King]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Anti-God?useskin=oasis
rip

[Adrian Lopez]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Body_Supremacy
>The power to be perfectly aware of, familiar with and in control of one's bodily motions.
>The user has near or complete control over the movements and functions of one’s muscles, bones, veins, etc. being able to move with remarkable grace, athletic and acrobatic skill.
After struggling to figure out what my superpower actually is, I make myself a career as the most famous dancer in the world.

[Cooper Hill]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Adaptive_Augmentation

I literally become Darwin from X-Men.

[Eli Cruz]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sex_Empowerment

Only powered by sex: nothing changes

Powered by masturbation: Godhood achieved!

[Juan Martin]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plot_Device_Techniques

One day I trip and slam into the fourth wall. Realizing the genre I'm in, I take advantage of it.

By which I mean I go chimichanga crazy and become a poor man's deadpool/rich man's gwenpool in order to prevent my book from getting cancelled.

[Connor Roberts]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sex_Demon_Lord_Physiology

k

[Jaxson Brooks]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Animal_Swarming?useskin=oasis

I was a normal newfag on /c/, then everything changed when I was cursed by a gypsy fisherman.

Now I have the ability to transform my body into a swarm of goldfish. The first time I used this power all the goldfish died of suffocation and the fisherman fed his family with my remains.

[Luke Sullivan]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heresy_Embodiment
Oh great, I'm the king of edgelords.

Alright, backstory huh?... I was born with a special power, I was the stronger than all my classmates in the Vatican's fighting academy. I served in the Vatican military against fighting Euphoria and in the final battel against the Euphoric was turned to the fedora tipping dark side and killed the pope. Also I lost my left ear in the fight that's why I don't have a left ear stop PMing me about that. Also fedora's aren't gay fuck you churchkiller666 everyone knows you're a holy water gargling faggot.

[Jack Smith]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Evolving_Illusions

I delved into /x/ shit and became obsessed with making tulpas, after years of seclusion i now have the ability to create tulpas that have teh capability of forming its own free will and existing outside of my influence, possibly becoming fully independant entities by themselves. Realizing how out of control this can become I would seldom use this power, and i would probably keep this a secret so that no one captures me in order to make some sort of illusion army.

[Jayden Taylor]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Presence

Basically become all powerful just by standing around. This is boring, so I think I'll just take one of the subcategories.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Event_Negation

Now we're talking.

While living a normal quiet life, I stumble upon a guardian bound to a foreign rock, actually a piece of advanced divine technology from some far off race of alien demigods. With it, I gain the ability to negate any moment or effect, later upgrading into the ability to negate any force, period (like, say, gravity).

With this power I can basically "take back" anything I ever do, meaning that I could functionally shot someone without consequence. Because of this life becomes quite a bit more casual, taking more risks and shit knowing that nothing can ever really touch me.

[Justin Lewis]

It just works

[Gabriel Sanders]

> Submission
> The power to cause anything or anyone to go into submission or yield to them.
I decide to make the big jump into politics and rebuild my country, reshaping the system into my advantage and getting full power until I die. Basically, I would rule by applying an enlightened despotism philosophy like my nigga Kangxi but with a reopening towards democracy after my death.
I doubt I'll get much trouble using this power. Literally every problem could be curbstone by people kneeling to me.

Alternatively, I become a rapist.

[Benjamin Gomez]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weirdness_Inducement

Everybody gets stupid nonsensical super powers if they travel through the waterfall of tears and up the mountain of silver plated snow and to my mansion of seasonal attractions

[Brandon Scott]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Desert_Manipulation

Time to bring peace and order to the Middle East and North Africa.

[Lucas Fisher]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Boobrie_Physiology

WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE
FORM OF...A GIANT MYTHICAL SCOTTISH BIRD

[Parker Price]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Brain_Manipulation

I guess I make myself a super genius?
or give people false memories to scam them
whichever

[Eli Turner]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Immortality

How dull. Still; dunno when it started but it took a high school reunion to confirm my suspicions. Been a couple decades now and all me mates have grown old or died. I keep going but with time having no meaning any more, I'm struggling to find a reason to care; I never was the optimist. Days blur into months and I forget how long it's been until someone mentions it. Now that I think about it, it's probably time to up and move soon.

[Tyler Rodriguez]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Juggernaut_Momentum
>Juggernaut Momentum
>youtu.be/AzUHaRsxFzg

Cyborganic implants after a horrible train wreck leave me an overpowered asshole, and I use my newfound abilities to run away from my responsibilities, into banks and vaults and all that fun shit. Sometimes, after gaining enough speed, I just let myself ragdoll and destroy things.

[Lincoln Campbell]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Air_Platform_Creation
So like flight but I have to walk up stairs.

I find my powers similiar to a wile e coyote walk on air bit.

[Jack Roberts]

>Air Beam Emission

I am the Fartman

[William Davis]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Melancholy_Magic
fuck. this one is too real.
My regular abusive shitty childhood helped me understand how people can die but continue to breath. I thought my ability to cheer up or bring down others was from years of keeping my siblings from killing themselves and my secretly harbored hatred were normal but apparently it's more paranormal. when you gaze too deeply into the depths of human despair, it too gazes into you.

[Grayson Green]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alcohol_Empowerment

My name is "The Dipsomaniac" and nobody knows where I came from not even myself as I'm 2 years into the worlds longest bender and communication beyond slurred demands for drinks stopped happening a long time ago.

and my theme song is
youtube.com/watch?v=yzcEG_JoVuo

[Tyler Taylor]

Is that the one with the yogurt nipples and vitamin A? LOVE that place.

[Jason King]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Negative_Forces_Manipulation
As a child I focused my hatred for my family due to the abuse I received, they became more and more injured due to accidents and violence perpetrated on each other. Whenever I did something I pushed their hatred towards another source. The subconscious resentment of me from others, collectively formed into a horrific demon, as it slaughtered my neighbourhood I forced it to its knees and began to see the possibilities of my abilities. I begin to see how far my control can go...

[Evan Butler]

Melancholy missile!

[Michael Gray]

But hopefully you're not black, because your powers won't work.

[Justin Hall]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weapon_State

Conscripted into a war against america, as a Canadian I am armed with a sub-par rifle. After a useless two-weeks of training I am thrust onto the battlefield and find myself face to face with a tank. With no hope left I aim at the tank and completely obliterate it with one shot with the shitty rifle. As I am about to be shot with armour piercing rounds nothing happens. I am flabberghasted. I begin plotting on how to get more pragmatic weaponry.

[Adrian Jones]

I was a normal girl going to literature classes like any other idiot with idealistic ways of thinking and the WHAM! powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Letter/Number/Word_Projection became my power and now SWOSH! I can make incredible onomatopeias that will make me look like a fucking RETARD TARD TARD TARD but that will make me able to hurt bad bad people and to finally make justice by myself TRUMPET NOISES yeah, now i will be Peia! The girl with magical words thay can harm people! SWOOSH!

[William Flores]

>Calling the C7A2 a sub-par rifle
Nigga, that's one of the top-tier M16 variants right there
>tfw you will never own a legit C7A2

[Ryan Thompson]

I was going off of a historical reference to the WW2 armament of Canadian soldiers, sorry I'm not a /k/omrade so I don't know my own countries standard issue.

[Angel Campbell]

Canadians were using Lee-Enfields in WW2, which were some of the best bolt action rifles in the war.

Now early WW1 Canadians are when the shitty rifles, the Ross Rifles, were around. I mean they weren't horrible rifles on their own, chambered in .303 Brit just like the Enfields, accurate, and straight pull, but they didn't handle mud and dirt all that well and a few variants had this fucked up bolt that could easily be reassembled wrong and thus wouldn't engage the locking lugs, so when you fired the bolt would fly right out of the receive and embed itself in your face if the rear locked lugs didn't manage to stop it (sometimes they did, sometimes they snapped right off)

[Colton Sullivan]

A legit thank you for the history and gun lesson, friend. What power did you get? What power do you want?

[Camden Young]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Immortality

God came down and said "hey I like you have immorality" and than I stopped giving a fuck and did what ever the hell I want

[Ian Thompson]

I'm over here

[Isaiah Miller]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Keystone

become god

also probably become homeless

[Alexander Walker]

You then go on to create one of the most iconic porn films of all time where you bang 100 in 100 minutes all to climax because you're so efficient. The industry eats you, then you spiral out of control on drugs and liquor as you know how to manipulate your entire being to being able to fully experience every last molecule of coke. You try ending it one day but you somehow manipulate your head any time you pull the trigger to avoid the bullet. You instead die in a pizza furnace.

[John Williams]

>That image
>Tfw you never read The Dark Tower series past Wizard and Glass

[Robert Torres]

>Absolute Growth Inducement
My name is Extropy, my powers were gained through a freak particle accelerator incident whereby I was infused with an additional dimension, which I can super-impose upon mainstream reality to case any element of that reality to "grow".

I'm mostly content to live a normal life, out of fear of my powers.
However I subtly use my abilities to "grow" the concepts of understanding, nobility, comradery, and traditionally straight, white, heterosexual values.

[Jonathan Campbell]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Data_Manipulation
I go my powers from a dodgy nanobot cocktail at a frat party. I probably got caught after pulling the 'have every bank account transfer me one cent then delete record of the transaction' trick and get bandied around between specops and supervillains all forcing me to work with them before getting killed trying to escape to freedom and using my last moments to digitize my consciousness so that my dataclone can be happy and/or avenge me

[Noah Morales]

>moviefag
He turned white one time

[Chase Green]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Afterlife_Lordship

I literally become God. Sweet.

[Tyler Richardson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Formless_Mind

> user takes a nap

> While asleep the mind of a dying outer god latches onto his unconscious psyche

> user wakes up

...

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[Brandon Morales]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aquatic_Empathy

After having sex with my pet moray eel I understood how lonely she was in the tank and from that day forward I realized that I could feel the emotions of the marine life. I'll use my abilities in many seaworlds and I will become the fish shrink. My life will include travelling the world with a camera crew while I explain how a shrimp has an emotional breakdown about the temperature of the sea.
Seriously though, would you watch a show like that?

[Bentley Gonzalez]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Artificial_Martial_Arts

After some smartasses back in Sillicon Valley saw this computer beat a chinese guy at Go (this shit actually happened),they wanted to humiliate the fuckers in their other iconic cultural trope; martial arts. They intended to build a robot and train it for the show,but their budget was shit so they just lured out of my cardboard box Fortress of Solitude with the promise of fifty bucks. Instead,they tied me to a chair and plugged my head to a computer ala The Matrix.

So,because my moma raised no ungrateful bastard,I go and beat whoever the fuck they wanted their robot to kick in the bals,and afterwards I become a robot vigilante. So yes,my life changes quite in every way,thank you for asking,citizen.

[Henry Walker]

>The ability to attach any machine, technology, organic, or spiritual substance to the user. Sub-power of Technology Manipulation and Bionic Physiology. Variation of Equipment Usage.

I was just an ordinary worker in an electronics store, when a freak surge of lightning caused my body to bind to all the electronics in the store. I am now a literal walking home theater system with speakers for hands and a TV in my chest.

[Christian Ortiz]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mortality

MY SHOCKING ORIGIN STORY: Do to my mother's exposure to my father's penis, I was born with all the powers of a human who will eventually die!

MY INCREDIBLE ABILITIES: I am aging right now as we speak! However, I can stop my aging at any time, by jumping into the path of a bus.

WEAKNESSES: None! I will DEFINITELY die! No one can stop my power from activating! Not even me!

EXCITING SUPERHERO OPPORTUNITIES: If I went out and fought violent criminals I would probably end up using my power a lot sooner than expected.

FUN FACT: Unlike the rest of you plebs, my powers are real.

[Jeremiah Gomez]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Explosion_Inducement
Ooooh my yes.
youtu.be/8QPEVQp1MZw
>lose my footing and fall on an「Arrow」sticking out of the ground, while on a hike
>given a great boon to be able to turn anything into a bomb. Anything at all, even...a dime.
Perhaps other abilities too, if I'm as blessed by good fortune as it seems.
Honestly I wouldn't want to change my life all that much. This ain't some jojoke either, my ultimate goal in life is to organically reduce my anxiety as much as possible, and simply live a life I can look back on and say was an overall positive experience. Anything else either feeds into that, or is secondary. That's how I've felt for good while now, it's the only outlook for me that makes sense, for the anxiety-plagued person with what's basically mild OCD that I am. So honestly, my powers wouldn't be used too often, only in emergencies probably.
But having that kind power just able to use, I mean, it'd make taking out garbage a thing of the past to an extent, and who needs a home defense weapon when you've got 「Killer Queen」[Sheer Heart Attack]?

[Carter Turner]

>After having sex with my pet moray eel I understood how lonely she was in the tank

[Gavin Lewis]

My power, from a previous thread, is powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Manipulation
A few weeks ago, I formed a group with Arsenal, Revolutionanon, and Speed-Runner. Things escalated from there when the planet crashed with no survivors.

[Liam Barnes]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Athletics_Empowerment
>User becomes stronger, faster, more durable, etc. from various forms of athletics/exercises (running, jumping, climbing, throwing, sports, etc.), possibly unlocking abilities related to the affinity and enhancing their existing powers. Some users may be able to draw sustenance from athletics or even stop or slow aging.

One day after getting impulse to train I found out that the more athletic practice I do the better I become in everything related to my body and beyond. With my new abilities I will rise money not only for myself, but also for various charity organisations at various sports events. With that I can make the world a better place.

[Evan Rogers]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electromagnetic_Infusion

After surviving a lab accident, a dormant metagene activated in my body.

I would try to be employed by some kind of scientific institution so they could research my abilities and I could serve as the mascot.

This power would probably greatly change my life. It would keep me employed and just generally well-off. Plus, I'd be helping technologyadvance as well.