A Batman Christmas Storytime

Merry Christmas, Sup Forums.

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Why was the Batman's arm amputated?

The surgeon performing the operation didn't have enough prep time

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Lots of people in jail have nieces, pal.

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Call Mr. Plow!

He should tie her ass to the radiator. See how much she likes it.

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I think you may have skipped one page.

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Shit, sorry. I accidentally upload an ad and that threw me off. This should go between them.

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There should be a good-Toyman that uses his toys as protection.

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Well, there is Hiro...

Huh, so Batman carries cash in his utility belt.

Continuing on with a Yuletide tale from the Golden Age

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nice tale

It keeps happening. Why can't I hold all these presents?

>Gordon has a giant portrait of himself hanging over him
Jeez Jim, bit self-involved aren't we?

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Does the doorman have an Uzi? How would he have stopped them?

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Well you see, Doorman was bit by a radioactive door. It gave him the proportionate strength, speed and agility of a door, and a precognitive warning of danger called "Door-sense".

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There's a Robin back-up, but it's not very Christmas-y.

Oh no, the dreaded radiator again!

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...but it does involve Jesus.

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Beginning another seasonal classic from ye olde Bronze Age, The Doomsday Book

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Well I'm out, hopefully I'll read it later.

Thanks for storytiming!

As the 50th anniversary issue of Detective Comics, this story is told through the perspectives of a variety of characters from that book, not just Batman.

We'll start with A Very Slam Bradley Christmas, as drawn by the incomparable Alan Davis.

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We Sherlock now

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