Sup Forums, it's Santa. I need you to save Christmas!

Sup Forums, it's Santa. I need you to save Christmas!

Again?

Boco I swear to God if you don't save Christmas I'm going to have the elves hold you down and stick a lump of coal up your ass every day of the holiday.

Okay okay. If KISS can do it, how hard can it be?

Well, okay. But I need to borrow Krampus. I can't do this shit alone.

are you a sith? you wear red

I can't because I'M VEGAN!

I thought Boco did that already on his own volition

We're off! Yes we're off!
Off to save Christmas!

christmas is haram

Get outta here fake Santa, the real Santa is black

>monkey sfx

Too late. Save YOURSELF!

Well okay Santa, but we don't have a toy workshop. I hope kids like crudely drawn pornography and image macros.

Hey guys, why is it that a near-immortal human being who can withstand frigid temperatures and can visit every single house around the world in a single night always needs help saving Christmas?

Lets do it

Why are you asking a bunch of men and women-children to help you save Christmas?

What, you think normal, well-adjusted adults are capable of handling the existence of Santa Claus?

You have my sword

Seriously, merry Christmas Sup Forums. Hope you have a great holiday and get all kinds of stuff.

I love you guys.

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