What are some movies that you thank god were made at the time they were instead of the current year?

What are some movies that you thank god were made at the time they were instead of the current year?

pretty much anything pre-marvel.

The Sandlot.

Can you even begin to imagine what a shit show LOTR would be if created today?

Idris elba has Aragorn?

Gandalf as Dwayne Johnson.

Animal House

GIBBETS AND CROWS?!

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Rotj is shit

still better than Disney SJWars

Fucking Rhianna as Eowyn.

I am getting sick just thinking about it.

Excalibur
Death Wish
Dirty Harry
Conan
Terminator 1 & 2
They live
Better off dead


You know the movies...

True

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Jesse Eisenberg as Frodo

Jesus christ...

Amy Schumer as Sam...

thats a decent cutscene, what game?

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all the hobbits would have been females and mary sues.

fuck man I dont remember this at all.

I must have turned my brain off during these movies.

Good thing too

>coin's orientation affects its weight
I want to kys myself

The Hobbit was a mistake

The original Conan the Barbarian. Although for the original author it was already too late. He failed to ride the tiger and became a warrior in heaven.

>More explosions
>Gandalf is gay
>Frodo is a strong black woman of color
>Gollum is transgender
>Elves are racist trump supporting isolationists
>Removal of anything that looks like it might be Catholic in nature

Outstanding list. Very nice.

>i want to kill yourself myself
what did the 11 year old american indio-mulatto mean by this?