How do you masturbate Sup Forums?

How do you masturbate Sup Forums?

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with my hand

This is something you should ask your parents, OP.

with ur moms pusy

What would they ass smell like?

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Coconut oil + motherless on my ipad and a washcloth to come in/clean up with

Vacuum cleaner, dog, microwaved watermelons, etc... Standard stuff really.

with my mind

This but unironically

salty milk and coins

ur'e daddis pusy

I rip the wings off of houseflies then I place them on my dickhead and let their feet do the work.

I lube my thighs and pump my legs while lying on the ground

Usually just smack it to porn but sometimes I lay in bed and turn the lights of and touch myself and get really fucking excited.

With a dildo

Not behind a Sup Forums app to mask that I'm a cowardly mobile poster scared of the mods

what is this thread supposed to be really about?

I put my dick inside a sock and rub furiously until stuff comes out. Works every time.

That actually sounds hot af

last fap was to JOI in honour of JOI

Daily reminder that masturbation is homosexuality

sneed's feed and seed

only if you use your hands

She should be very careful. Looks like he's gonna suffocate.

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I just rawdog it whenever the time is right

i fill a bag with Crisco then put it in between the cushions of my couch and fuck it

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My Trips Don't Lie

2 am get the olive oil lean back grandma's recliner and see whats poppin on /gif/

Lucky man

>no BBC
I guess Sup Forums changed since I was gone

This is going to sound strange. I've never been able to jack off just by using my hand, so I take a toilet seat, lift up the seat and kind of "sit" on the front edge of the toilet facing the upper part with my laptop on it. I then kind of hump it while jacking off. It's pretty much the only way I can get off, I can't just sit in a chair and jack off.

right>left

debate me

Onaholes are worth it bros. Toydemon.com.

I’m about a week into a 90 day nofap. No real reason, I just want to know how I feel on the other side, after spending at least the last decade jerking off almost every day. So far, I definitely find 3DPD more attractive, but more than that, I want to see what it does for my energy and motivation levels.

If your dad didn't get you one of these for your 12th birthday then you had a shitty coming-of-age.

>pimply ass vs pale perfection
how can one man be so pleb?

Frequently with a death grip. I think blood clots are forming on my dick or something from gripping it so hard because I'm getting hard lumps underneath the skin of my shaft.

Correct

what are you humping? the toilet seat?

Right hand full grip around the shaft giving it the old up and down. Sometimes I remember to rub the head a little more and I had like a full body orgasm a few days ago using my imagination. I like women's asses when I watch porn.

Why the fuck does it have a mustache

who /potatostarchonahole/ here

how do you get a asscow gf?

>Day 90 of nofap
I don't get this. So have you not had an erection in 90 days? You do realise that if you don't ejaculate for long enough (whether through masturbatuon or sex) then it literally just comes out when you sleep. Also how can you go that long without getting an erection and then not getting rid of it

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oh god what have i done

Left is Remy, right is Lexi belle in case anyone is wondering

its not a gay thing, its just we were living in france at the time
its mostly worn away now

my groin is on the front edge of the seat, I can use one arm to grip the seat and keep me somewhat raised while the other hand jacks off. I'm not proud of it, but it's the literal only way I can jack off for some reason.

The plus side is I jack off directly in the toilet, so I don't need tissues or anything, it just gets flushed right down.

pic related

>bent over pose vs upright pose

Resident Evil:
archiveofourown.org/works/7794475/chapters/24597195

archiveofourown.org/works/7794544

Recess:
archiveofourown.org/works/7884013

Scooby Doo:
archiveofourown.org/works/9908609

archiveofourown.org/works/9908669 (Same story but futa)

Sonic the Sissyhog:
archiveofourown.org/works/11798901

archiveofourown.org/works/11778270

archiveofourown.org/works/11923920

Hey Arnold:
>Rhonda needs money and has to work as a street walker to help her family out (Make sure to leave a review if you want to see a chapter 3.)

archiveofourown.org/works/10190687

>Rhonda and her boytoy force Phoebe into a threesome

archiveofourown.org/works/7838134

Mortal Kombat:
archiveofourown.org/works/9800783 (Futa)

Weekenders:
archiveofourown.org/works/9499943

King of the Hill:
archiveofourown.org/works/9908747

Note: None of my stories feature niggers

what are your favorite starlets anonymous?

need some new material tonight

>Get a normal girl, not too smart
>Pay for her butt implants
>????????
>PROFIT!

Until she cheats on you with a nigger

i wanna know what this is but im afraid to enlarge it

JOI

Rad. I come from a Jewish family so my dad never got me shit, but I'm saving up every shekel to get me one on of these babies:
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$192 seems steep, but trust me you cannot get a better infant circumcision trainer anywhere else on the market. This is the one all rabbis train with.

Usually my mom gives me a hand.

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you might have more energy. motivation is bullshit. you're not gonna suddenly start making that boat or whatever your little dream is.
otherwise you would've done it while you still jerking off.

not him, but i've gone a few months without fapping before. didn't get any nocturnal happenings. i kind of liked it because i did realize for some reason i was better at talking to people and less depressed. i'd definitely try it again at some point

I've been raw dogging my dick forever. Like seriously for over a decade. Rarely lube up. Anyone have an opinion on this? Any repercussions? Never looked it up.

based mommy poster

why did i click that i'm on a watch list now thanks asshole

it took me a while to be able to breathe after seeing that, great drawing kek, have you had to fap using a friend's toilet or a hotel toilet?

>How do you like my Halloween costume, mother?

not gonna lie i do something similar to this sometimes, i sit on the toilet facing the laptop tho, no cleanup needed kek

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