>This Muthas white!?
This Muthas white!?
Problem?
lol is he even actually playing that guitar
wtf he's fake playing!! hahahahaha
>Talk To My Ass
The best thing about the video is that is says
STEVEN SEAGAL
GUITAR MASTER
At the start. I don't know if the uploader is being serious or not.
GOAT
>not posting his masterpiece
youtu.be
he looks scared when he starts to sing for some reason.
COLLECTION OF 300 Guitars when he cant even play, wew.
Guitarfag here, he actually IS playing, the audio just a little off. I was just as surprised, especially because he holds the guitar like a complete retard and picks with his thumb relying a lot on his fretting hand.
Its oldschool blues though so he can get away with it since all you need is "feel" lmao.
>Jimi Hendricks' Stratocaster
>definitely not a Stratocaster in that photo
Yeah but everyone who buys a Custom with p90s obviously doesn't know what he's doing
that looks fake as shit you guys are memeing me
but who was wah?!?
Seagal is Jewish. His father was a Russian Jew.
>Papyrus
So he's not Jewish then
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No one gives a shit about your rabbi's arbitrary definition. A Jewish parent is a Jewish parent.
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Jewishness is passed down from the mother, not the father.
Matrilineal descent.
is there ANYTHING this man can't do???
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me want da punani
When you shoot a sniper movie at 7 but play a blues concert at 8
fuck off. real talent coming thru
>Alligator Ass
>Talk To My Ass
Seriously, what was meant by this
>Slow Boat To China
Ain't that the truth.
hes an ass guy
comfy seagal thread?
I didn't know they made plate carriers that big.
>Jewishness is passed down from the mother, not the father.
He's one of them. The Law of Return allows anyone with a Jewish mother or father to move to Israel.