How do I become Catholic?

I was raised with no religion in my household at all. At first it didn't effect me at all when I was a little kid.
Then pre-teens came along and I thought I was the edgiest kid alive for bashing Christianity, saying how stupid it would be to believe in some man in the clouds who rules everything.
As a teenager I was an elitist liberal, but this was still when liberals would bash Islam for how barbaric their countries are.
After I broke up with my extremely liberal girlfriend I was leaning Libertarian.
It was only at the end of highschool when I started becoming more conservative because it was after Obama's second term and legalization of gay marriage.
Everyone told me the slippery slope was a myth, I believed them until I experienced it first hand.
Now after the Legalization of Gay Marriage everyone is pushing "transgender acceptance" or "social awareness of LGBT".
Then I took this quiz hitlerorchurchill.info/ and it was the first time I opened my eyes.
Sometime after I watched The Greatest Story Never Told and I drew so many parallels with Germany in the 1920's (mostly Berlin) and our country today.

So I've realized that I am a national socialist and I would like the government to ban and burn degeneracy like pornography and communist literature.
Then I thought, what if a government of that power did not align with my beliefs?
How could there possibly be a safety net?
Then religion popped into my head. Holy text with simple rules of man to not become sin filled liberal degenerates.
Christianity is what our people and government should run on.
I just have no idea how to go about becoming a Christian.

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This is how:
dailystormer.com/traditional-catholicism-is-pro-fascism-jew-wise-and-perfect-for-white-nationalists/

You shouldn't convert to christianity because of your political views, because you will fail. If you don't have real faith in christ then it won't work. You can try deceive yourself for a few years but you will eventually fall back out of it and return to your old ways. That's just the way it is. God will put you through purificatory experiences, suffering and if you don't really believe in it you'll find yourself hating catholicism/christianity and the church and just leaving it.

>"if you're a cleric you should only fuck other clerics and altar boys"
>"it's common sense"

how does he keep getting away with this?!

Fuck christianity man
Go full Pepe

There are plenty of religious men who don't believe in creationism or a man in the clouds.

I didnt say anything about that.

Fuck off, you where raised Republican, liberals dont change.

National socialists were not Catholics, sorry to break your hope.

They were Protestants, in particular Lutherans.
But practice of religion was actively suporessed in German national socialist regime.
Many priests and clerics found themselves in the famous concentration camps, especially Polish catholic priests.

LOOK into orthodoxy. no cuck pope to have to defend

You're a fucking retard. Most of the top NS leaders were Catholic. Half the SS was Catholic. Almost all the fascist movements in other countries were Catholic.

>Implying Patriarch Bartholomew isn't a cuck
Orthodoxy is gay and false. Council of Florence proved it. Just cause we have one lame pope doesn't mean anything. The next one will be based.

Lol let me tell you about your country.

Wikipedia i think would be enough for you.

Well believe it or not I used to regurgitate all the shit comedians used to say so I could patronize people and be edgy. It was only when I actually did research instead of just going off of liberal hearsay that I became conservative.

Although I think it had something more to do with, when I was a liberal I thought I was one of the few and EVERYONE else was a stupid Christian.
When I realized the entire media is controlled by zionist liberals including, news networks, movies, sports, and school curriculum. That was probably the major turning point for me is realizing I was one of the brainwashed zionist puppets doing the groundwork for them.

>holy text with simple rules
>catholic

lol

sciencebasedlife.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/biblecontradictions-reasonproject.png

Cuck.

>Christianity is the basis of the entire morality of Germany
youtube.com/watch?v=KCwG13K7TAo

>Hitler will never forsake God
youtube.com/watch?v=MV1sVDU9E2E

>Hitler defending Christianity
youtube.com/watch?v=Sz42hBg4jys

>Christianity and religion in Hitler's Germany
youtube.com/watch?v=vat2wprB-0U

>Hitler the anti-christian: debunked from primary sources
nobeliefs.com/HitlerSources.htm

>My feelings as a Christian point me to my Lord and Savior as a fighter. It points me to the man who once in loneliness, surrounded only by a few followers, was greatest not as a sufferer but as a fighter. In boundless love as a Christian and as a man I read through the passage which tells us how the Lord at last rose in His might and seized the scourge to drive out of the Temple the brood of vipers and adders. How terrific was His fight for the world against the Jewish poison. To-day, after two thousand years, with deepest emotion I recognize more profoundly than ever before in the fact that it was for this that He had to shed His blood upon the Cross. As a Christian I have no duty to allow myself to be cheated, but I have the duty to be a fighter for truth and justice.
Adolf Hitler, Munich, 12 April 1922

>God the Almighty has made our nation. By defending its existence we are defending His work. Only He can relieve me of this duty Who called me to it. In the years to come I shall continue on this road, uncompromisingly safeguarding my people's interests, oblivious to all misery and danger, and filled with the holy conviction that God the Almighty will not abandon him who, during all his life, had no desire but to save his people from a fate it had never deserved. In vowing ourselves to one another, we are entitled to stand before the Almighty and ask Him for His grace and His blessing. No people can do more than that everybody who can fight, fights, and that everybody who can work, works, and that they all sacrifice in common, filled with but one thought: to safeguard freedom and national honor and thus the future of life.
Adolf Hitler, Berlin, 30 January 1945

In 1933, “I swear by God this holy oath” was amended to the German oath of allegiance.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reichswehreid

youtube.com/watch?v=-wWTlnvWy-A

As SS leader, Heinrich Himmler required his officers to read and memorize a book he wrote called “50 Questions and Answers for the SS-Man”:

>The first question is: “What is your oath?”
>The answer is: “We swear to you, Adolf Hitler, loyalty and bravery as leader and chancellor of the German Reich. We vow to you and to the principles laid down by you obedience to the point of death. So help us God!”
>The second question is: “Thus you believe in a God?”
>The answer is: “Yes, I believe in a Lord God.”
>The third question is: “What do you think of a person who does not believe in a God?”
>The answer is: “I consider him arrogant, stupid, and a megalomaniac; he is not suited for us.”

>Be in no doubt that we would not be able to be this body of men bound by a solemn oath if we did not have the firm belief in a Lord God who rules over us, who has created us and our Fatherland, our people and this earth, and who sent us our leader.

>We have the holy conviction that according to the eternal laws of this world we are accountable for every deed, for every word, and every thought, that nothing our mind thinks up, our tongue speaks, and our hand does is completed with the act itself, but is a cause which will have its effect, which in an inevitable, inexorable cycle redounds on ourselves and our people in the form of a blessing or curse. Believe me, men with this conviction are anything but atheists.

>Die Schutzstaffel Als Antibolschewistische Kampforganisation by Heinrich Himmler
archive.org/stream/DieSchutzstaffelAlsAntibolschewistischeKampforganisation/HimmlerHeinrich-DieSchutzstaffelAlsAntibolschewistischeKampforganisation193717S.#page/n13/mode/2up

>Religion, Rome and The Reich: 'Hitler's Pope', Pius XII
independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/religion-rome-and-the-reich-the-vaticans-other-dirty-secret-479043.html

Evangelical do it way more, stop pushing this meme
And don't get me started with Jews and Muslims

>Hitler's concordat with Pope Pius XII (1933): Text and background
concordatwatch.eu/showtopic.php?org_id=858&kb_header_id=752

> your country