Actors your mom masturbates to

Actors your mom masturbates to.

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OP wants to get fucked in the arse by statham. Fucking gay

I masturbate to statham.

I'm 75 percent sure I caught my mom to Arnold in Predator.

Women don't like stereotypically muscular men that the media would have you believe. Women prefer skinnier, lankier guys. Show any woman a picture of a shirtless Channing Tatum or Chris Hemsworth and it honestly does nothing for them, its boring.

bullshit

they like both

My mom liked Tom Hardy until she saw him naked in Bronson.

This is horseshit, you don’t know any women, they love talking about those kinds of guys. My flat mates talk non stop about Tatum and the dude from prison break

This. Most of them get wetter to Rick cosplayers or Dr who or Twilight. Old men who are experienced, smart and good for their age.

Size queen

this is what nu-males actually believe

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You guys are all wrong. Women like chubby guys with titties for them to suck

probably

If thats true then why is porn with shirtless guys so unpopular, why are shirtless men never used to sell products to women? Women just dont seem interested

Thanks for the bait to start my thread off. Appreciate it.

My mom has seen every Statham movie multiple times. She will have it on loop for an entire day. She's obsessed with him.

Also, he's not that buff. Fit but not buff.

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>Show any woman a picture of a shirtless Channing Tatum or Chris Hemsworth

.......weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllll

listen here kiddo, not to burst your psychosis, but those two will most likely make virtually most women wet, including two of your male cousins with pre-cum...

Now I think what you wanted to say is...
"You can have confidence and be looking, without a chiseled features and ham arms to wooo or typical women."

Women have no sex drives and aren't attracted to men in any way sexually. Women derive no pleasure from sex, biologically wired that way. We pretend to do all this shit just to mess with you and there's nothing you can do about it.

In the end, most of your cash and labor will go to us. You will be ruled by women in government, entertainment, commerce, marriage, and life as a whole. Grow up and accept it.

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Stop pretending to no want to suck on my manboobs

[Serious reply incredulous you would post such a thing]

There is a whole genre of porn books with shirtless guys on the cover

Also women go more for status, status makes them wet - physical appearance is just one part that raises overall status

>status

why do they all want to bang the sweaty pirate instead of their successful local fishmonger husband then?

Fishmonger = security not status
Getting a dangerous pirate interested = status

Same reason some women fuck niggers, when they can’t get strong white men but still want a bad boy

She likes Kevin James way more than she should.

She told me she watched Sons of Anarchy

I called her a dumb roastie and told her she didn't deserve the big guy anyway.

Prime Jack Nicholson

just guess what "race" i turned out as

A bit too old now perhaps, but Harrison Ford.

damn good looking motherfucker

Yeah, the ladies were all over his dick back in the early 90's. My brother is literally named after his character in Roadhouse lmao

how does it feel to know that your mom is a coalburner-to-be?

Go on.....

you suffer from psychosis, you can't interpret reality.

>Women have no sex drives

t. never spoke to a woman.

I asked her. Now my face hurts and she's taken my macbook.

You really couldn't tell that was tongue in cheek joke bait?

wtf i hate women now

My mother is a pure maiden who's never masturbated or had sex.

Women are not real. 1000 years before Christ was born jewish elders invented realistic tangible cyborgs called females, literally Iron(fe) males. They introduced them to primitive ancient tribes and got them addicted to sexual intercourse. Eventually, through the infection by birth(that men are capable of but the ability is suppressed due to various drugs in the water, air and food) the original machine race died off and the female mutation was introduced to male society. Females gained control of society with 1000 years of nagging and sexual bargaining. They do what the jews tell them.

Do not interact with women, do not touch women, do not listen to female opinions.

Ed Harris

I can't blame them

Margot Robbie gets wet too through Harrison Ford, just watch the Graham Norton episode, she's literally one step away to suck his 76 year old dick on stage.

i dont care about what women like or if they love sex
i dont care about pleasuring them

i just want to fuck them

That's why you'll die alone.

What do you call this haircut?

the 38 year old high school science/math teacher

The secretly women lust for the sign of virility that balding brings but only if you're fit and you crop it short cut.

My mom says she wants to see Kingman because of channing Tatum

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w-what are those between her legs?

As an older user, I'll chip in here.
Clint Eastwood, Play Misty For Me=Prime.
Josh Holloway.
Mads Mikkelsen
Ermmmmmm....

I dont think my mother has seen him recently though

nice projecting

THIS
money and face >>>>>>>>>Dick size(BBC KEK), Muscles

Your mum like 45 year old goth girls?

not that i blame her...

balding, ginger, and pale and yet still one of the most attractive actors

Practice what you preach

that job should be considered a punishment. poor nurse.

>women
Maybe teenage girls do, grown women love it

Not mine, but probably yours.

female masturbation is a myth

Jesus get off Sup Forums.