FOOOOORNICATION ON THE LORDS BIRTHDAY!?!?

FOOOOORNICATION ON THE LORDS BIRTHDAY!?!?

I masturbated yesterday

I masturbated today.

I am one of these people from the future and I masturbated tomorrow.

I will masturbate tomorrow.

what is this from

George Liquor Christmas

It's not even the Lord's birthday today. Who would've guessed John is so uneducated?

George Liquor is not John Kricfalusi

Is anyone on this board fornicating on the Lords birthday?

I would but I'm on my period. Unless giving my husband oral counts.

>Implying anyone on Sup Forums has ever fornicated

Oh yeah. W-well...your mom uh...is a very nice woman and anything negative said towards her is slander

Reminder women on Sup Forums is the reason we have all this bullshit like network tans and steven praising. Also the few people who push TTG on here are women as well.

Keep giving oral and stay off this site.

why hello mega virgin

I've been here since 2007 user. God damn, maybe I do need to leave...

Women on Sup Forums are fine as long as they aren't normies who fornicate like that sicko you're responding to.

(You)

>Keep giving oral and stay off this site.

but i have, user, still have my butt sore

>all the assblasted women replying to
why do women always fall right into the trap

Bitch you better not be hating on board tans too

I'd like to fornicate on the Lord's birthday with some of these girls, if ya know what I mean.

Why is her ass complimenting itself.

Because if you look that good, why not compliment yourself?

Why is that asshole talking

How is it doing that, and can I learn how