Why doesn't anyone talk about how she trapped Luke Cage with a baby

Why doesn't anyone talk about how she trapped Luke Cage with a baby

Black men aren't trapped by babbies

Because Black Wives Matter.

But Luke was the one that trapped a baby inside of her first.

I think Luke trapped her.

So Miles got older in his short run, but she is still a baby? Franklin still fucking around with time I see.

She's old enough to talk now. In Jessica Jones she just said her first words, but in the Power Man and Iron Fist Christmas special she's having full sentences and I think was walking too.

>Black men
>Trapped by child commitment

it happens

Luke is only as black as the people writing him. So not really.

Truly the white woman is a nefarious creature.

Did she rape him to forcibly impregnate herself?

Tied him down with chains and called him a whole bunch of racial slurs too. The whole thing really made me think.

Sauce? Also who wrote this? White men?

Bendis

Bendis wrote this?

Do you seriously believe anal would get Jessica pregnant? She clearly retrieved the condoms and got herself pregnant with them afterwards.

luke cage and jessica can have a baby and not be too old for superheroing

peter parker can't get a baby or even a wife or else he'll be too old to be a superhero

fucking bullshit. renew your vows proves that peter is better with mj than without

Bendis wrote this.

You mean Bendis? The comic book writer Bendis?

Bendis the comic book writer? As in he writes comics?

The comic book writer Brian Michael Bendis wrote this

Because she's a woman, she was only doing her job.

This is correct.

>anal
>condoms

I see you failed sex ed. You have no idea who or what has previously been in there.

>this is correct
The article proved that wrong. What's the Stat on this, is it just absent father's or unmarried parents?

Did you miss the part where he asked her to marry her and got all excited when she said yes? Or asked her if she wanted to keep it when she first told him?

Sounds more like Raimi to me.

It's usually based on the idea that anything other than the nuclear family doesn't count. If you count the actual amount of relative time/money spent with/on their kids they spend quite a bit of time/money raising their children.

Luke seems too good for Jessica, to be honest. And I say that as a mild racist.

>trapped Luke Cage with a baby

In the current book she is trying to keep the child from him and he is butt-raging about it. I don't really think he feels forced at all otherwise he would fuck off and not even care about her

Fuck you, man. Dad Cage is GOAT.

why doesn't anyone talk about how he got her too drunk to consent in his bar and raped her, even though they both admit this was the case in a later issue

But, she's not black.

Anal have the highest risk for stds.

Can we agree Claire/Luke is the superior ship?

>Not LukeXHarmony

Should've kept going for the ass

ANTS

Not that fucking ditz.

But, you know who could have been a "black wife", Misty freaking Knight.

>I still imagine what her wedding dress and hair would look like. :(

He shouldn't have fucked her if he didn't want the commitment.

He took responsibility. Luke is a man of honor, that's why he went to Latveria and beat down Dr. Doom over $500 that was owed him.

Do you think condoms' only use is preventing pregnancy?

You can find out when she marries captain falcon

Don't you dare wish that into fucking existence.

This couple is fine, Luke is cool and Jessica is a likable bitch.

newfag detected

PHG, pls.

Once Luke drove Mr. Fantastic rocket to Latveria and invaded the Doom castle just because Victor owed him two thousand dollars. Luke is a bro that gives values to commitments

That's going to be a great but for the Netflix show. Luke being morally upstanding about taking his responsibility.

Referring back to his own father and the mistakes he made that give rise to Willis Stryker animosity towards him.

It'll be pretty good.

>what are UTIs?
>What is hepatitis?
>wanting poo on your dick

and monies

All man needs to work, all man needs to eat

the hell kind of anal are you having if you're getting shit on your dick

The dirty kind, the best kind.

Enjoy you're fucking AIDS

>It was the type of sex that was utterly raw. In every way that I could imagine. We were so unprepared for the investment of our bodies. The experience had to happen in this moment.
>I know this is a scenario in which people would scoff and be disgusted by actions. Yet many would understand if they were in the same position. We are not always ready for the opportunities that present themselves.
>every fiber of my being told me she had did not have any fiber in her being. I could not ignore the pungent and overwhelming odor. Still, this was my time
>The implicit pleasure that is felt from anal intercourse is indescribable. It is a form of intense bliss and lingering fear.
>There's but a member of you connected to this person as you tread the tightrope that is leisure and disaster. For you are a spastic nerve ending reaction away from destruction.
>It was the filthiest and most enjoyable experience.

Because being a clusterfuck of a person has been expected of Jessica since her conception as a character.

>Hook Danny Rand up with what essentially amounts to Pam Grier with a fucking robot arm

>Hook Luke Cage up with a basic White bitch

Will never not be asspained by that. I would have had him get with Coleen before Jessica. At least he taps Misty's very fine ass in the TV series , but honestly if i created Luke Cage that would have been his end game.

So you like having shit chips in your urethra?

If only Jessica looked more like her live action counterpart

Did they explain why Jessica is back to being an alcoholic sleeping in gutters again yet?

Synergy?

That article. What the fuck are they gonna do about it?
Not like he can make money if they send him to prison what the fuck are they expecting?

And from a genetic perspective- he won the damn lottery here most people gotta be content with 1 to 4 kids.

Geez, just ask for Beta Ray Bill getting a female counterpart if you're into that sort of thing.

I am talking more about her overall look ( not that Ritter looks that bad) Black hair, Pale skin , Leather Jacket, looks a bit less ..basic than her comic version

>not that Ritter looks that bad
AYY

she got framed,it seems to have involved forcibly getting her to consume alchohol, tossing her off the wagon.

>just ask for Beta Ray Bill getting a female counterpart
He sort of did, she just didn't have the horse face.

Holy virgin Batman! Anal in porn isn't anything like anal in real life. Just like sex in general mate.

Have the books been worth buying?

>And from a genetic perspective- he won the damn lottery
Not if all his kids end up dead.

Poor Colleen always left on the outskirts.

Luke/Misty happened, so Danny/Misty fans need to prepare for Colleen/Danny. Question is who is Netflix gonna hook her up once her and Danny ends.

>Please, don't say Shang, that would be beige as fuck.
>Come one El Aguila

Because, of her Netflix show.

22 new niggers om welfare is winning the lottery? Lmao

Bendis had to hitch him up with his self insert

>Every Luke Cage thread devolves into shipping
You'd think he was a fucking harem anime protag by now. Fucking Bendis and Netflix.

>Six degrees of Luke Cage

The whole of The Defenders is gonna be nothing BUT shipping wars.

It's the best thing Bendis has written lately.

More proof he should be writing street-level characters and never allowed anywhere near cosmic characters.

Heh, that's where he started, but he's pretty big now. Mirroring the characters and events he's allowed to write.

Luke/Jess are married, though. Danny/Misty are broken up and she's with someone else.

He really loves Luke Cage doesn't he?

I'm ready 4 this hag to disappear back to obscurity again

>street-level characters
I have one word for you. Scarlet.

All of the covers for her new series are fan art of Krysten Ritter.

And inside Luke Cage is doing his best Mike Colter impersonation.

You mean Captain Falcon?

From G.I. Joe?