What would her campaign strategy look like?

What would her campaign strategy look like?

"I'm with her"

Meat eaters sent to death camps

Vegan Reich for one thousand years

"Anyone who doesn't vote for me is sexist"

Something about how she wishes to not be involved with the rest of the world.
The thing is, she eventually ends up getting the entire world to turn against her country by trying to force her ideology on every living person.

Only in a liberal cartoon show could someone so disgustingly naive and idealistic become President.

>the country owes me the presidency, it's my turn, it's the current year and we still haven't had a female president and if you don't support me you are a misogynist because it's time for a female president

"X group causes Y problems for the United States. If you vote for A, B is doomed."

Opposite candidate uses exact same logic.
25% vote for Lisa
25% vote for opponent
50% don't vote

75% are dissatisfied

>stealth Sup Forums thread #245256

How would she win the presidency?

>Butthurt liberal sees a thread about a female President and immediately assumes it's really talking about Hillary, instead of the actual fucking character herself.

>all of the posts are bitching about Clinton

Well when you see everything that disagrees with your pov to be Sup Forums and your pov is moronic you are going to see Sup Forums everywhere

Since she is insuferable, probably vote in me because muh vegan muh socialism muh vagina.

Hmmmm...

>s-shut up, we're not Sup Forums! Y-you must be a Shillary fag!

God I wish Hilary wasn't such a dumbass

>Projecting this hard
The fact that you even felt the desire to spell out "Butthurt liberal" shows you have to go back.

just another Corporatist

Since she won, she had to be somewhat competent and not almost dead

As you know, we have inherited quite the budget crunch from President Trump ...WHICH IS WHY WE MUST ACCEPT ONE BILLION MUSLIM REFUGEES FOR FEMINISM. WHAT'S THAT? THEY RAPED 1400 GIRLS IN BRITISH TOWN ALONE, WELL THAT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE THAT'S JUST THEIR ENRICHING CULTURE AND AT THE END OF THE DAY IT'S GOOD FOR FEMINISM APPARENTLY SO DON'T QUESTION ME! #NOTALLMUSLIMS #NOTALLMUSLIMS #NOTALLMUSLIMS

She didn't really even have to campaign. She just had to let Bill do all the talking and woo everyone into thinking it'd be Clinton presidency 2.0 but she self destructed her own campaign.

>Select all images that feel romantic
Are you kidding me with this shit capthca?

>shows you have to go back
I doubt that guy is a Mexican.

>Should have been the easiest home run campaign ever, any other candidate would have been a shoe-in and even Hillary should have cake walked it
>Fucked up every turn

Women, amirite

If you actually watched the episode you'd know Lisa's campaign was founded primarily on a "children are our future" platform and her biggest single issue was education.

So the episode was complete fantasy since she managed to get elected.

>Cannot read between the lines
He has to go back to Sup Forums

>We will build a firewall
>AND MAKE Sup Forums PAY FOR IT

seriously go back to your fucking containment board.

>she has no platform, she just writes a bunch of meaningless formulas on a nearby wall and spouts senseless math jargon
>"If we carry the two over to the subdivided square root of the hypotenuse, then according to my calculations, the probability of my presidency being the best in over two hundred years would be 14,694,760,443 to one"

Obviously the ancient navajo spirits knew being accurate on her campaign promises would senselessly complicate the Vision so they just filled in a dumbed down answer. Also they interjected characters from Bart's life like Milhouse and Nelson, it's a hokey cliche but people seem to like it. It's not realistic but it's important to keep the viewer entertained or they might tune out...the vision.

Crazy talk.

>Lisa's campaign slogan: "I won't start a nuclear war by accident"
>Trump re-election campaign not able to match this claim after the "Pakistan tweet" incident

I'm with her!

Didnt this happened in the episode?

>Lisa starts WW3 by being herself.

But what if she and Bart ran against each other and Bart won?

how does it feel knowing you've lost?

>"Make America Cool Again, Dude"

President Bart would face a shitload of protest financed by Lisa and her party.

She is so petty she would try to find a way to make Bart's gov look bad.

>The debate gets heated when Bart argues that Lisa is a terrible diplomat and has no friends

Wouldn't she just need to cry at Christmas dinner so Bart would feel bad and abdicate, meaning Lisa could become President and completely ignore how the American democratic process works? I think that could be an episode.

>Naive
>Idealsitic
He's a morally bankrupt corporate stooge and warmonger.

I can see it happen.

I think Hillary made the made mistake of underestimating Trump, which is something a lot of people did.

Also, if Lisa actually became president she would probably end up doing things she didn't originally set out to, that may even conflict with what she believes. Its part of the job.

Blaming Trump for bankrupting the country.

Very good posts, comrades! Here is your daily rubles, ten more and you'll have half an american dollar!

>when you're still not sick of winning

"At least I can't be as bad as Trump has been these past few years"

It's true. I'm a Sup Forumsack but I keep my pol memes out of Sup Forums. However it's hard to talk politics normally on this board since most of Sup Forumsmblr will call me a pollack anyway even though I'm not shitposting memes. If you dare say anything remotely conservative, you get banned for spam. yes I'm expecting it

>if I don't like it then it must be Sup Forums

Banknote you posted is worth more than a half of an American Dollar. About 80 cents actually.

Trump didn't give nukes to durka durkas and
>Implying beta paki pedos will ever do shit with their arsenal

They try shit and they'll get stumped into oblivion by everyone else.

>Lol Sup Forums is so stupid for believing that the jews are out to get them
>But those Russians those evil Russians hacked are election!
>N-n-no I don't actually have proof. I'll just call you RIDF or Sup Forums if you ask for it

I'm loving every laugh.