Serenity Storytime

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Hard rock Christmas Carols, a mug of coco, and Serenity storytime. I feel like family with you Sup Forums.
Fucked up and disfuntional

ump for dub-dubs

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>RTFM serenity

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Come on, user. Don't skip the panel where Serenity wanted Lori with her.

/ This is bob. Copy and paste him so he can take over Serenity's leg cast.
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>Don't worry! We won't muddle things by getting into stories about cutting off 200 foreskins from slain enemies in order to become a King!

>Christ says seek and you will find
>But did you find any?
>Actually.. no.

It was posted in the last thread.

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>Or that time god summon a bear to kill some kids that have made fun of bold guy

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The most important is Ecclesiastes.

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>Except, you know, we'd kick you out of the group if you wanted to date a girl. Right Lori? Hah hah!

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>love one another only if it is mutal and not platonic, right, Lori?! Hahaha

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I love people with my hate.

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>wow these shiny keys make a really nice jingly noise

Just muffdive her Lori! Just go for it! Do it!

Please do it...

Unleash your frustation on Lori goddammit! Trib her into a coma.

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Lori sure is having thirsty toughts , huh?

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I fucking love Lori.

Her and her impure thoughts.

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>He could harm impressionable young people with outmoded beliefs and discarded morality!
And with his freaky claw. Don't forget about the claw.

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This looks like a Medaka Box panel

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>"excuse me, religious man, I have questions about your religion!"
>"oh really? well look at THEEEESE"
>jingly keys

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Ms. Baxter should consult Lori and give her advice on how to win Serenity.

Serenity, you can do better! Try jumping Tim's bones, you know he'd hate-fuck you!

>PWNAGE t-shirt

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>Nisi O Isin wrote Serenity and used an American psuedonym

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>How do you know X is true?
>Oh just compare it to older version of X
Flawless logic here

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Mr. Grandy look like Rick Grimes.

This is prolly the sequel to the Walking Dead.

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' Cause, you know, the Iliad is historically accurate

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HATESEX.
HATESEX.
HATESEX.

That's not the point he's making...

>So, that's almost a century after the events being described and the quotations having been uttered! Most contemporaries were already dead! Proof!

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Wait, but isn't this not true at all? Didn't the bible actually go through a ton of revisions where shit got cut and changed and mistranslated and we have the older copies to prove it?

I like how every year the posts get more Lori-centric.

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Yep

She's more tragic than Serenity. At least Serenity got some closure and a proper arc. Lori, on the other hand, gets sadness.

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Where2cop segmented sleeves jacket?

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>Lord of the rings is true because there are plenty of copies over different times

>switch to a typewriter style font you'd find on screenplays because this is the movie arc
Each time I find new dimensions of genius to this comic

>This girl is a menace!
JJJ pls

Actually, it is, "we would know if it was false because..."

She could've walked out of any movie currently playing?
Or maybe this is the world's tiniest cinema that only plays one movie at a time.

I gotta help family with some stuff. I've gotta pass so this should continue on its own, but if it stops suddenly, that's why. Should only take 30 minutes. Keep it bumped.

Like speak of the devil "embedded file" in this image.

>Check out KJ52 mp3!
What did he mean by this?

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What's with all the cheeto dust on that shirt?

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Turbo get out of here

It could get pretty freaky with that claw

>no sex, just violence!
oh, america