Kubo and the Two Strings

>Kubo and the Two Strings
>has three strings

Kubo was the third string, you fucking mongoloid.

>TFW you realize what the name of the film refers to

His companions were the two strings, he was the third

>I promise I'll protect Kubo
>immediately dies

>confirmed for not watching the movie
He restrings his shamisen with two mementos from his companions who're actually his parents reincarnate near the end of the movie.

I never understood the uncanny valley before this movie

>tfw

>class of 3000
>doesn't take place in the dystopian future
>it's just present day atlanta

This movie was utter shit

ITT: A retard

>class of 3000
>doesn't have 3000 students

now you know what your mother felt when she gave birth to you.

Today's atlanta is yesterday's dystopian future

there could very well be 3000 students, the main 7 kids aren't the only ones

>beauty and the beast
>belle is average at best

And you should commit suicide.

>Courage the Cowardly Dog
>The dog is not cowardly

>Steven Universe
>Is a single human/alien hybrid and not all of existance

You know it's because Andre 3000 is the teacher right?

>the little mermaid
>she's not a loli, in fact she's barely any smaller than prince eric

Make no mistake, Courage is cowardly alright...
"the things I do for love"

>The Little Mermaid
>she's regular human sized

>replying to bait

>Andre 3000
>Not three thousand years old

No shit, I know that. It still doesn't make a lick of sense.

That would work if his character in-show was an animated version of Andre 3000, but he's called Sunny Bridges

"The things I do on Sup Forums"

>Gravity Falls
>Takes place during the summer

It takes place forever ago, everyone was short then.

>Kids Next Door
>They're not neighbors

Also she was the youngest of 7 sisters

>x-men
>there's women on the team

>X-men

There are no transwomen.

>umpire strikes back
>not a single mention of baseball in the entire movie

Why the fuck did every time he played the guitar there was another soundtrack was playing over it?!

How do you fuck that up?

>Beowolf
>there is no wolf

It has a glaring plot hole, but besides that its pretty enjoyable on its technical merits alone.

>hellboy
>is a man

>megaman
>is a boy

>Andre 3000
>not the 3000th clone of the original andre

>megaman
>is a robot

>Superman
>he's an alien

which is?

>Batman
>is fully human

>robocop
>actually a cyborg

>I never understood the uncanny valley before this movie

You still don't.

Oh Kubo, you half-blind shota darling

STUPID DOG. YOU'RE MAKIN' ME GAY
>HE NEVER SAID THAT

>Stormtrooper
>rarely fights in a storm, usually indoors or in broad daylight

>winnie the poo
>...

>Zootopia
>Not about a zoo
>Not about a utopia

OOOOOOOOooooo

>Mad Max
>Max is never angry

>Magic School Bus
>magic takes a backseat to science

But seriously, what other shows involve magic AND science, but science is the focus rather than magic?

also I just realized I made an unintentional bus pun in that first part

>YOU'RE MAKING A RAPE JOKE
>Oooooh. Stop fucking me. I give you consent.

Cloud was a transwoman. She's nebula to female, except when she's male.

>what other shows involve magic AND science, but science is the focus rather than magic?
Pretty much every superhero cartoon?

What's the point of making them so feminine?
At what point do you just make them female?

When do you stop kidding yourself?
What's the threshold here?

it's to make them toyetic BAKA

>moon people are supposed to have no emotions
>they express emotion mostly anger throughout the whole movie.

The action in the movie is great and all, but it would have been more interesting if they found a way to make them passive in bringing kubo back to the moon instead of being clearly evil bad guy.

Is this the anti-Tale of Princess Kaguya?

>Kaguya the Heavens are an unbeatable force and are shown as a realm of purity at face value
>Kubo the Heavens can be beaten and worldly life on Earth is shown to be more meaningful than the "pure" realm of the heavens

story wise kubo is a bad princess kaguya, but I can understand how some one would enjoy it more since it has more action, isnt as slow, and the world is a bit more interesting since its more fantasy based.

we're living in it

the movie's writing is trash

Only the Ending is trash.

Probably to avoid pg13 rating anyway.

...

We all make promises we can't keep.

I think that's kind of the point. The Heavens themselves are blind to their own failings. You notice that in his attempts to force his family back together, the Moon King's children die by each other's hand.

...

That's the worst banjo player I've ever heard.

Watch Rogue One.

>posts a shitty meme thread
>can't even align Santa hat properly

best post.

Are they MOOM and DOOD?

>no rule 34 of him

The story of Kubo is kinda rushed. The whole movie screems for a sequel or a tv series. Let's hope it will be the aftermath of Kubo, maybe as a 15 year old.
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What is wrong with PG13 anyway? If they wanted to make it PG13 it should stay PG13. Fucking kiddos and parents wanna watch unicorns or rainbows or some shit, not serious stuff.

The concept feels like it would've worked better as a mini series. Would've gave them a lot more chances to flesh out the characters and the journey. As is the pacing did feel off some. Great movie regardless.

Had this same exact thought.

>Rugrats
>They are not rats

Wait was he only stronger because he got three strings instead of two?

The three strings were Kubo's hair, Kubo's mother's hair, and the bowstring from his father. Just, it is Kubo and the two other strings, making up the three strings.