Just how fucking awful is this going to be?

Just how fucking awful is this going to be?
Is there a single person optimistic about it?

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more like Numan Solo

Why isn't he black?

>more prequels

Donald Glover
Daenerys
Thandie Newton
Phoebe Waller Bridge
it's gonna be kino

They literally had to stop production because the guy they cast as Han is a terrible actor. Add to that the two directors were fired after 70% of the film had been shot already this will be a trainwreck.

he looks NOTHING like ford

Nothing but reddit actors.
Confirmed shit.

Is this still due for a May release after the complete shit show of a production?
There is no way I'm paying to see this shit, absolute bottom barrel ideas from KK already, this will be the moment Star Wars dies

This, they shoulda got Idris Elba to play Han

is this a joke? it looks like this image was slapped together by a 13 year old just learning photoshop and not advertisement for a multi-million dollar IP

both are jews

They cut Michael K Williams character because he was unavailable for reshoots to still keep the may release date.

wow just sad

Good for you Shag

Dude looks like the worlds biggest retard. Its going to be so awful.
At least the original Han Solo Character is so great they will not be able to completely ruin it

it's a fan edit you idiot

lemme guess, another deathstar commanded by white pe- i mean nazis

>is this a joke?
Yes. And you will like it.
>looks like this image was slapped together by a 13 year old
If you ask me, this rather looks like some pron comedy.
>pron solo: DP

It's going to be ABSOLUTE KINO

This little bitch in the picture got the directors fired because he can't act. They got him a coach which means they know he was in the wrong.

Ah shit I let myself get a bit optimistic because I thought "hey, at least Jabba might be in it", but seeing the new Han actor again has turned me right off. They should have gotten Ansel Elgort.

The biggest failure is not hiring this guy.

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baby driver should have played him instead

>Not letting Harrison Ford himself write the script and roll with whatever he comes up with

Fucking hacks

holy shit this looks so bad

>Untitled Han Solo film
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Untitled_Han_Solo_film

When will they finally release the official name?

I guess there's gonna be a first Trailer with the release of The Last Jedi. It'll also reveal the title.

>inb4 it will be just called "Han Solo: A Star Wars Story"

Maybe they'll surprise everyone and it'll be the Death Troopers story. Rated R due to disturbing violence, gore, graphic sexuality and nudity, and intense depiction of drug abuse.

an R-rated Star Wars movie could be great but Disney doesn't play like that

>tfw we'll never get a Star Wars 1313 film adaption

[HATE DIVERSITY]

Yeah, I was joking. Just laughed at the thought of that showing up on the rating for a Han Solo movie
>intense depiction of drug abuse
so many angry soccer moms kek

this fucking pisses me off so badly

It's confirmed a comedy with fucking fart jokes, while Howard is cleaning it up, it's not going to be what you described

Disney didn't like R1 because it was too "dark" & "risky" & blame it's lower box office return on that, so no more scenes like Vader cutting up people down the hallway, let alone a death troopers adaption

I love Star Wars, and I have seen every movie at least 3 times. This movie I dont want, I dont like, and probably I will not see. I have no idea how did they came up with this idea.

>Could have made a Star Wars movie between 3 & 4 of Vader hunting down the Jedi
>Would have transitioned perfectly from R1's only famous scene
>Instead make a Han Solo movie without Harrison Ford

Bob Iger is gonna clean house at Lucasfilm when this movie bombs, i really hope Kennedy gets the boot

Is this supposed to take place before or after the OT?

Before

They deserve it for casting this man just because he's jewish instead of someone more fitting.

He's good, but they could've done with the Baby driver dude as well.

>someone more fitting.
Like who?
>inb4 Chris Pratt

That guy doesn't belong to Spielberg's circle because he wasn't at a Bar Mizcah for Coppola's family steven was attending. The cast of SW under KK is worse that Weisntein and his sluts

Couldn't they take a young actor, super-impose Harrison Ford's face onto him, and CGI it younger? Like how they made Arnold young in the beginning of Terminator Genesys? That looked pretty good. And in Captain America, and Benjamin Button, they also do something similar

Ansel whatever, the Adeline dude (though he's more of a mimic).

This dude wasn't chosen due to talent or his looks, so why even defend him?

starting to think disney is gonna quietly put this out and move on. we're around 8 months out to the movie and we haven't seen dick except for leaked set pics

The worst thing about this is they're going to get Han Solo's character all wrong.

RLM got it right by saying Disney will sum up all of Solo's backstory with just 1 movie

Makes me miss the EU

>Donald Glover
Stopped reading there

>Han has sex with a woman but cums before she does
>"I always shoot first"

Who are Sup Forums actors?

He looks like Han Solostein

I would have been more optimistic had Howard been attached from the start, but even then I still wouldn't want this movie

Paul Dano

>being so insecure you can't admit Donald Glover is a national treasure

John boyega and his thiqqq hips are pretty popular here

I honestly don't get this. This is the biggest franchise in the world and they couldn't find a fucking actor who can act? There's probably 50,000 actors in Los Angeles alone. I'm sure at least a few thousand of them are good actors, yet they picked this fuck. Literally why?

Probably nepotism. Is he close friends or family with a higher up?

>"Discovered" by Steven Spielberg at the Bat Mitzvah of a friend of Spielberg's daughter.

Fucking Spielberg. First Shia LaBeouf now this.

He's very smug and his music is bland as fuck.

Actually no one. I have friends who liked Force Awakens and Rogue One but have zero interest in Han Solo.
Disney/Lucasfilms have to realize that sticking to only A New Hope is really boring.

ugh it looks so fucking stupid. no one asked for this shit.

Wtf why didn't they hire this guy? And he's a jew right? So literally why?

>Mistaking smugness for charisma and confidence

There's a reason he's getting his ass pegged tonight and you're not user.

I've said this before but I doubt Han Solo could ever be exciting in his own movie done by (((Hollywood))). Han was always cool because he was a seedy smuggler who has probably done lots of crazy shit, not one major event that punctuates himself as a cool smuggler.
>Young solo meets all of these influential people from either the prequel trilogy or the original trilogy.
WHAT A COINCIDENCE THAT EVERYBODY FROM ACROSS THE GALAXY KNEW EACH OTHER!

He's really not smug he's just charming. I will admit I don't like his music that much and I think his stand up is garbage.

That's bullshit. It's a cocky attitude and it's certainly not charming. You know he thinks he's god's gift to the world. Seriously donald? You think you're a rapper. He's way too white to pull that shit off. He's just an idiot.

I thought the album he released with sweatpants was good, but the fact that he has to label it as a "story" about a "character" despite him referencing himself as the main character is just retarded shit.

you come across as jelly and desperate.

Watch season 1 of community I think you'll change your mind, or at least say he's a solid comedic actor

>optimistic
No
I am excited though
Everything screams trainwreck and I really want to see how shit it'll be

Being a Jew isn't enough. You have to be the right kind of Jew

Here's a little secret. Cockiness is the male equivalent of women getting their tits out for attention.

WHAT THE FUCK!? Why didn't they hire this guy. He's literally perfect.

I'm the biggest Disney NuWars shill on all of Sup Forums (seriously, if you've seen some guy militantly defending TFA in any thread, it's most likely me) and even I think Han Solo is going to be a fucking dumpster fire.

God damn

I'm very excited over it. Because Han is young and handsome.

It's going to be the same as with Red Rogue, despite troubled production critics will 'love' it and the massive dumbass audience will go see it because 'Star Wars'

I went to camp with ansel I'm such a jealous baby now that he's famous

>Young Han Solo has a receding hairline which older Han Solo doesn't have.

What did Disney mean by this ?

That was the cover story for the fact Kelly C is literally fucking up big time, the coach was for her and that is why she has announced her retirement from acting after Got ends

>Caring about Star Wars past watching reruns of the OT during Christmas

Aidan Gillian and Tom Hardy.

i didn't watch tfa and rogue one and will not wath tlj because they don't have young and handsome but i will watch han solo because he is young and handsome in this movie.

his hair looks fine he's very handsome. stop relentlessly worrying and relentlessly projecting your hairline, user. your face is what you should relentlessly worry about. relentlessly.

this looks just like the gay porn parody i saw the other day.

>Watching a gay porn parody
Get a load of this faggot, you're probably so gay you wouldn't post it for everyone to watch and laugh at how gay you are!

What fanfic YouTube channel is this from link me please.

That trigger discipline though

give him a break, he hasn't gotten his daily scooby snack

george lucas came up with this idea

Shia is a good actor though.

It will be boring as shit,we already know what will happen. He will do the Kessel run. He will get into debt with jabba the hutt. He will meet Chewbacca and save his life. And he will run away from imperials.

>young Han Solo
>in a Han Solo costume
Fucking Plinkett predicted it.

>It's a cocky attitude and it's certainly not charming
It's almost like Lando was a douchier version of Han

This. The point in Han was he had spent his entire life being a selfish turd who gave no fucks for anything but his ship, wallet and weird dog. The trench run was a turning point in his life where he decided that some things were more important. This movie is gonna be all "lol I did that before as well."

Ryan Gosling.

>Dengar is the villain in the move along with Boba Fett

>Dengar loses in a race to Han to get the Falcon

>Dengar has to wear turbin to cover fucked up head from crash

He CANT FUCKING ACT.

He looks absolutely nothing like Harrison Ford
If the voice doesn't match, I'll lose my darn marbles

Those facial expressions are so on point it's almost terrifying
WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T THEY OFFER THE ROLE TO THIS GUY