I AIN'T GOT FIVE FUCKING MINUTES MORTY! WHERE'S *buuuurrrp* SAUCE M-M-MORTY

>I AIN'T GOT FIVE FUCKING MINUTES MORTY! WHERE'S *buuuurrrp* SAUCE M-M-MORTY

Other urls found in this thread:

streamable.com/3sqpc
archive.fo/ebQDa
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Rick: Hey, Morty, could you hand me that BURP god on my workbench.
Morty: R-Rick, there is no g-god o-
Rick: That's right, Morty! There is no God! Fuck you and my family. WUBALUBADUBDUB! SHIT ON THE FLOOR! I'M ALWAYS RIGHT!

ooooh jeez man rick ooh man *burp*

...

This was a throwaway gag, why is everyone going crazy over it?

I NEED DA SHWENSWAN SAUS HURRR IM FAT MAN BABY DURRR MUMMY ME NEED TEETEE

WABALABADAB MORTY BUILD THE *BURP* WALL!!!

>my thread gets deleted
>this is allowed
Fuck you janitor

nobody cares about her

>my entire life has lead me to this moment of a fad that started a few months ago

lol, it's your own damn fault for trying to keep her relevant, or caring about her the first place. Rage alone, fag.

WE NEED TO BUUURP CREATE A CANCEROUS FANBASE MORTY BUUURP A FANBASE OF REDDIT INTELLECTUALS WHO WAIT IN LINE AT MCDONALDS MORTY WUBALOOBYDOO

>her
I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about

Well, why the fuck should we know what you were talking about? Maybe you posted a Blacked thread and are assblasted the mods consider this to be off-topic.

*Pours shezuan sauce on an SNES Classic*

because Rick and Morty fans are unoriginal faggots

Literally the same topic as this thread

>johnny: God...forgive me
>rick: *burrp* God's not real, j-j-johnny

Then report the thread in spite.

couldn't rick just go into a different dimension and grab some sauce?

it wouldn't be the same sauce.

Has Sup Forums always hated the show?

Yes. Ironically, rick and morty fans are not smart enough to realize this.

if he could find dimension close enough to their original to move to, he could find one where the sauce wasn't cancelled and is exactly the same

Does anyone even know what this fucking sauce tastes like? It could taste like fucking shit for all these faggots going crazy over it know.

lel

there *burp* is no God. Gotta rip that bandaid off now.

Most opinions seemed to be positive early on. The hate really became obvious around S3 episode 1

You could have just said

>I'm autistic and don't understand sarcasm

it would have been less typing

he was in his memory

That's not what he was talking about.

It was a dumb throwaway gag. He could have easily just recreated the sauce through his magical science or gone to another part of the multiverse for it, but him acting like it would be extremely difficult was just a one time gag that wasn't supposed to make logical sense in the universe.

Because it was a fucking throwaway joke to distract the viewers from the fact that Rick is a manipulative piece of shit
It seems you really fucking do need a high IQ to understand Rick and Morty

The sauce gag is used to distract and confuse his insect interrogator. Seems its working on these specimens as well.

*burrp* life is pointless morty, so deep

Chicken nuggets? I don't get the reference?

Dies this have to do with chicken nuggers?

Are you retarded?

>pizza and breadsticks in a mcdonalds

Canadian mcdonalds have this.

holy shit, can the numales recover from this?

I want to try that sauce though.

based

could it be?

sounds like something that autistic retard would do.

>Diary of a Country Priest
Is this movie worth seeking out?

Dead

Should I sell it or make a reddit account and slowly troll them into thinking I'm going to give it to one of them before squishing it in my hand and posting the video on youtube. I'm not a poorfag so I'm leaning towards the latter.

>The absolute state of the alt-kike

Jesus Christ.

streamable.com/3sqpc

heher the rickle pickle buuurp

I will paypal you $800 for it right now please don't destroy it.

destroy it. crush it over a toilet and urinate into it

Wow that sounds like a great deal and I always like to help out my Sup Forums pals! Send me your email address and we can try to work out a deal my friend!

i-i-i- need my schezwan sauce mmmmorty lol

Because I haven't seen this thread a million times already.

I don't get it.
Is this the epitome of leftist satire?

This is Sup Forums in a nutshell. Acting retarded on purpose thinking you're trolling them, but all you're doing is making yourself look retarded.

>>>/reddit/

omg thank you thank you thank you email me please aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh [email protected]

That's not a real email address. Don't waste his time.

This is like the best day of my life.

>I have a jewish daughter

Did he actually say this?

Yes and it's the truth. He's a kike thrall.

Wow, our first jewish president!

It says email delivered. I sent him a picture of a dick covered in bees.

you sleuth detective

This whole thing is so fucking pathetic, tho the fun part is I get to make fun of the people I know that watch this stupid TV show. TV gay nikca

Who is more pathetic, the Rick and Morty fags who lined up like communists in a bread line for the faggot sauce or giant fucking faggots like this queer who are posting le ebin Sam Hyde Sup Forums memes on twitter right now?

I'd say they're just about equal.

You.

no. only pseuds like that boring old shit

Hello, John. See you soon. :^)

jerk off with it.

>assblasted redditfags start shitposting about trump and mde to derail threads making fun of them

Hyde threw your reddit sauce down the dran, didn't he

>all those white people
jelly desu senpai

>so this...........this........is the power..........of....the...alt-right
whoa

hahaha when something bad happens, we pretend it was sam hyde!!

this is such a funny joke!

XD

The redditfags are Trump supporters and MDE faggots, user. Sorry to have to break it to you.

TRUMP SUPPORTERS AREN'T ALT-RIGHT FFS

Shouldn't you be signing up for Obamacare to try to stave of death from the AIDS you got from fucking that tranny, Sam?

Nice picture of LE BASED BLACK MAN you have there fellow MAGApede. Mind if I give it to my wife?

Haha, um, what a story Rick! Geez....

WHAT KIND OF SAUCE, MORTY?!

cheap arse teriyaki sauce you could get a two jars of at costco

BECAUSE MY FATHER... IS GEROGE MCDONALD!!

Thought so, but it disappoints me a little.

Nah the shitposting has been around since 2 at least

...

...

t. reddit

TWO SAUCES?????

Insert reddit Jew getting called out and shrinking back copypasta here.

Kill yourself alt-kike nigger.

You are tearing me apart pickle rick!

t. reddit

Boy you sure proved me wrong.

archive.fo/ebQDa

But, what did Justin Roiland meant by this?

t. phat faggot

t. reddit

So he has pickle Rick tattooed on his dick?

>I turned myself into a drumpf supporter Morty
>IM NAZI RIIIIIIIIIICK

t. punished phat faggot

but its not sarcasm, its not ironic. these people literally riotted at mcdonalds when they couldnt get their special meme sauce