Gravity Falls' biggest problem: A lack of fuckable ghosts

There were only three canonical ghosts in the show, and none of them were particularly fuckable.

don't fall for it
he just wants lewds of the northwest ghost

Actually, I was wondering if there was any fanart of Wendy as a ghost.

you just lack determination

Eh, I'm not in the mood for kill-crazy lumberjacks(Though I have seen a few porn stars with that name.)

Nice try Ivo, but I don't want to fuck your dead cousin

I would fuck Ma though.

>he just wants lewds of the northwest ghost
I have one pic of him. Is there more?

She's married, though

No the biggest problem was how poorly executed and badly written it became during the end.

That's the second biggest problem. The first is the aforementioned lack of fuckable ghosts.

I guess there isn't. Oh well, off to make some requests on tumblr.

Giffany was kind of like a ghost... in the machine.

She was more of a rogue AI

And only two fuckable monster-girls.

I blame my friend for getting me into cute old cartoon ladies. I'd ffuck that ghost woman and I'm ashamed about it.

I don't think Pa would like that.

Is the other one Giffany, or Pyronica?

Does giffany count as a monster? If so than there was three

I'd say she at least counts as a supernatural element

...tell me more.

Sup Forums stuff in general suffers from a dearth of fuckable ghosts.

It started as just one cute old lady character I was into, but that list has been growing and growing...

Dr. Kelso the ghost needed more air time.

Pyronica. Giffany had no tangible form, unless you don't mind working with an animatronic beaver.

>People want to fuck that thing

At this point this is out of the fetish realm and right into the shit taste kingdom.

I take it you don't like vore.

But she has the biggest ass in the show.

Thousands want to bone the triangle why are you surprised at this point?

For the love of shit, just google "gost tiddies" or something.

Hellraiser ghost lady perhaps?

>tfw you will never cuck a ghost

Why live

Well they're all technically supposed to part after death aren't they?

They're still together, though