If you save the world, we can do it in the asshole

>If you save the world, we can do it in the asshole
She's a keeper

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I guess she was so desperate to leave this cell, so couldn't care less about anything. Funny thing is code used to unlock. If You change that number (2625) to old phone alphabet it reads ANAL

>always wanted to try anal
>after this scene wife tells me about the time she did anal with ‘some random dude while travelling’
>says we can do it one day, but I’ll only be able to think of some other guys cock in her ass

What do?

>inb4 don’t be a cuck

>didn't marry a virgin

Lol was it really the code?

trying fucking killing yourself. jesus christ you married the bitch without ass fucking her but she has no problem giving it up to some chad on a one nighter.

any woman who tells their current partner about their sexual affairs is not someone to be with dude

yes, check 1:03
youtube.com/watch?v=2--K85dTZxU

and she genuinely likes eggsy
which is almost impossible in today's world seeing women are incapable of love

who hurt you?

ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL

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I wish I could just grab the entire female gender by their shoulders and shake them while I scream this sentiment into their face. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT ANY OF YOUR SEXUAL EXPERIENCES GOOD OR BAD IT MAKES ME LIKE YOU LESS ON A DEEP LIZARD BRAIN LEVEL YOU DUMB OVER-SHARING BITCH IF A TREE FALLS IN A FOREST DOES IT MAKE A FUCKING SOUND NO IF I NEVER KNOW ABOUT YOUR DRUNKEN THREESOME WITH "THAT ASSHOLE" DOES IT RUIN HOW I THINK ABOUT YOU NO

and that's why ull always be a pleb

Lol just fuck a girl in the ass. They fall in love instantly everytime.

Haha

So much this.

>wife let some random Chad fuck her shitter but not you.
Shit, you trying to make me afraid of women?

I don't understand the appeal of anal sex. The vagina feels better and you don't get poopoo in your piss afterwards.

girls

Lick the cum out of her asshole before you go in.

Lol you married a whore

The only way to get back at her is to travel yourself and get fucked by some random dude in the ass.
That'll show her.

Man this shit makes me depressed. I think I'm just going to die a virgin. At least I wouldn't subject myself to this embarrassment.

It's tighter. Its more taboo/degrading. It's a psychological thing more than anything. Also the poo thing is a meme. Anyone who's not an idiot is going to have a proper enema before an assfucking session.

>spontaneous assfucking
No thanks.

its the (((porn industry))) pushing degeneracy as a norm
first it was oral then anal and now its interracial/incest

DUDE

DRUGS ARE OKAY AND GOVERMENT IS BAD

LMAO

Me neither dude. That being said, if try it with my gf just once as a "popping her anal cherry thing" but the vag is just so much more appealing

You're lucky if you have a gf. You must be really outgoing and muscular.

murder-suicide sounds like the only viable option

when i watch porn and there's a doggystyle scene you can always tell if they've had anal before because their asshole gapes open. it's fucking disgusting.

porn companies should take into consideration not giving all their products gaping anuses.

>Sup Forums told me if I actually lost my virginity that I'd stop being a misogynist
>have sex with multiple girls
>hate them even more
What's the deal here? Who was in the wrong?

find the man and fuck him in the ass
it's the only way to be sure

is he the father of your wife's son?

this, in fact losing my virginity was what tipped me over the edge to the Rodger zone

This desu. I'm up for fucking you in the ass as long as you provide traveling expenses

If it's any consulation, most of the cells that cock touched are long gone by now. Go ravage the new rectum.

Yeah hahaha he can crash at my place it'd be so funny to fuck him hahaha

Colon cells are actually relatively long lasting and slow healing which is why colon cancer is so devastating.

Fuck her ass. Nbd

Turned this movie from 6/10 to a 2/10

Film?

Well the ideal course of action would've been to not marry a slut in the first place user but since that ship has sailed find a way to live with it. There are upsides to being with someone so sexually free I think, just try not to debase her to the point that you no longer respect her

Kingsman (1)

Tear her asshole until it bleeds for being a slut

This is why you shouldn't feel bad for those girls who got molested by that slimy kike

Fuck her ass, Seabass.

>to the point that you no longer respect her
I should say in addendum to this, if you already don't respect her (justified desu) it might be best to just cut the cord and save a lot of pain down the road

Wow, that's really clever! Not quite as clever as rick and morty, but still worthy of a chuckle.

Are you implying those are not both true statements?

>does anal in some one night stand
>makes an far-off promise for having anal with her husband
Really ionizes my legumes.

When will they push selfcest?

She's testing you you fag

The correct response was to immediately grab her and have anal sex with her, she was testing you to see if you would establish dominance

Pussy

Cross the mud, lad

>do this
>no preparation/enemas
>dick is full of shit
wtf i hate anal now?

But you're now the #1 Alpha

Scandanavian...but she's not black or arab.

>hmm look at these long list of replies, wonder if all these posts are just about slut shaming
>oooh I was right yet again
why this board is so fucking predictable holy fucking shit. Hollywood is more original than this shithole.

She was a virgin in the eyes of God if he banged her in the ass

She was royalty. The mud hasn't risen there yet

if this is true i feel bad for you. why the fuck would your wife tell you something like that?

>slut shaming
Fuck off cuckboy if that dude isn't trolling his wife isn't a slut she's just a piece of shit.

why would you want to keep a skank slut like that? fucking degenerates

>pirate this
>see this scene
>delete after watching
>pirate it later
>this scene and the end where he fucks her is cut out

kek

this movie was 100% coded homoerotica and if you liked it you'd probably love gay porn