Please...help me

>please...help me

would you?

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yes im so horny

of course... or better take her place and let her torture me

That's some next level granny porn.

I only find her attractive with the pale mummy makeup.

heeey I recognise way this pic has been cropped for

wow what would she do to you?

no, i would bury my face in her ass

>stab self so you can bring back to life some roastie slut and also be cursed for eternity

OR

>let a beautiful egyptian princess stab you so you can live happily ever after as gods

what a retarded film. they even played with the idea of cruise being a dick when he reveals about the parachute

cruise should have assumed complete creative control

definitely, mostly after seeing that being posessed by the god of death only gives you his powers and you can do whatever the fuck you want

after i facefuck her a few times

i would fuck the hole in her cheek

There was no downside to letting the mummy have her way.

You could bring back the woman and the comic relief guy as well if you wanted.

probably

Except that's fucking wrong.

He wasn't going to live as anything. She was going to stab him, he was going to die, and his body would have been possessed by a death god. So its either let the bitch kill you, or kill/curse yourself and kill her.

Reviving the roastie was just because he was nice, and he had a fresh soul he had just sucked out to spare.

Nice fanfiction you reddit fuck.

She was a noble princess and would have done right by you. Your retarded idea is based on your hatred of woman and has no basis in the plot of the film.

pretty much
dumb movie, only good thing about it was Boutella

Your waifu is shit. Not just shit...rotting shit. Dead, curled up shit now.

whatever she wants. when tied this way you can't do much and after a while it becomes torture itself.
she could tickle or slap, or even force her rotten pussy into your face and when she is done, kiss you to death or simply leave to struggle in restraints for rest of your life.
bonus option - wrap in nice and tight bandages then bury you alive

I'll help you out of your hemp pants.

Reminder that Tom cruise actually did try to be with her by stabbing himself. He wasn't the one that sucked her soul. It was Set since she fucked up the ritual and got his ass stuck in a gem for 5000 years.

Sequel will make it more apparent. He will search Egypt for a way to revive her and make her his mummyfu, this bringing balance back to the world. She just wanted her setapai

Ha ha...okay.

honestly loved this movie. couldnt care a shit about stupid universe and dr jekass or retarded zombie friend, but pic-relates was enough reason to like it, for me

>Not liking older women

You gay or somethin?

of course, sophia is a super cutie

true, would have received better reception if it focused on the mummy instead of all that other shit shoved in. They should have put all that in with a lesser grand monster if they were to do it.

Also mummyfu posting is truly kino

not even a foot fag but jesus christ my tongue would go from the bottom of her feet to the depths of her tomb

>tom cruise will never creampie boutella while you watch and cheer him on

Why did tom cruise beat her up at the end. I thought he would get with her since his girlfriend died and hyde would definately kill him. He had literally nothing to live for

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giv mummy gf

if she got dubs setapai would have accepted her

>yfw when a shitty blockbuster got your ultimate long-lasting fantasy
a night with Egyptian princess, with all that makeup and and jewelry and gold and wigs and whole that Egyptian fashion. Not even about sex. Lying there, gazing at the stars and staring into each other eyes... like there's no tomorrow.

>Come on, user! Let's dance!

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>nice fanfiction you reddit fuck
>uses the same spacing

tee hee user are you gonna watch me dance tonight?

>her face when

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set has blessed this thread

damn, nice

>Reminder that Tom cruise actually did try to be with her by stabbing himself.

Alternatively, he didn't. He smashed the gem containing Seth, to weaken him, THEN stabbed himself. That's why Seth couldn't get full control over Cruise.

czeched

>See Mummy Thread
>Scroll down 10 posts
>Barage of mummyfu posting

Im okay with this

these mummy threads always devolved into that. literally every single one

"Mummy" threads always had something special going on, pic tells everything

shit that confirms

and theres LITERALLY nothing wrong with that

y-you too

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DAMN the Mummy looks like THAT!?

Dubs then trips
mmmmmm yes

nothing wrong as long as there is actual discussion going on

in extended cut scene, guards forcefully walk her away when child is born. WHY THE FUCK THEY DIDNT LEAVE THIS FOR THEATRAL CUT?!?!?!? this shows her desperation and how in a second from royality she got degraded to almost nothing THIS SHOULD BE IN MOVIE, fuck you!!!!!

i want to lick her skin

why don't you post the full picture, user? they bullied her and thats why she looks sad

because they had to have that whole 20 minute scene of Jeckyll roid raging in order to distract you from the actual movie

Is that billy zane?

thing is, the scene they used is same length, just with her turning away and walking alone, no soldiers

I thought he was ihmotep at first but is not

would have fit better using the deleted one or showing her get kicked out of the royal palace walls or some shit to make her seem at least somewhat more justified

Are they paying homage to the scorpion king CGI or something?

What did he mean by this

there should have been a scene where she is dressed like this and then she comes round to my house and rides my dick till i cum and impregnate her

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can someone get me high-resolution pic of these eyes shot? wanna get this as desktop wallpaper to stare into them for hours
please, anyone?

what ps2 game is this

Seriously though, I dont think so, I think it was to increase some of the tension between her and tom

pls delet this

God I want to protect that smile

Posted this in another thread but Tom Cruise chose the Control ending but fucked it up

I want Sophia to teach me how to dance!

Any true man would

i'm telling it like it is, if you can't respect that then back the fuck off

is this... what i think it is
>does this unit have a soul?
the only time ever playing any game, my eyes got wet, also Jack was best romance.

dear dr. faggot,

i cordially invite u 2 fuking fite me 1v1 knives only,

yours angrily,

t. me

THICC mummies were even around in 3000 BC

fuck yeah, strappado bondage!
so rare to see in mainstream movies

Reminder that the Geth did LITERALLY nothing wrong

I want to gently caress that ass!

Sofia looks really good without bangs as well. Most women can only pull off one or the other, but she can surprisingly get me diamonds with both of them

cute

then walk away making her scream in agony for you only to turn around and release her. Afterwards go kill Dr. Jeckyll and having sweet demon god romance for the rest of eternity

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>mummy thread
>no pasta
???

What film is this from?

serbian film

for these dubs, can't lie
"The Mummy" 2017 - panned by critics and hated by audience, when after expecting indiiana jones ripoff they got actual new story and diffrent locations

>ywn get high off her 5000 year old mummy farts
Shoot me

Something about that smile is just so genuine. I want to wake up to a rainy morning in bed with her while some mid 1999 screamo like pg.99 plays

Still waiting. C'mon, I wanna jack off to my depraved fetishes, but don't remember it well. Post it pls.

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this?
>be immortal demon/monster/god
>cought and knocked unconscious
>wrapped up
>put into small coffin
>fear fills your eyes, as slowly closing lid is your very last sight
>locked in heavy sarcophagus
>buried far far away where no one was supposed to find you
>your immortality is your curse as you spend ages in tight box, surrounded by darkness and silence. After a longer while your limbs go numb, as you got pretty much no space to move them. All you can do is struggle in agony as your body is rotting and drying out. Your spirit and mind is fully aware that there are almost no chances for someone to find and get You free.

why does the sarcophagus look different here from the one they pull out of the mercury

they 1st put body to high-decorated coffin, then lock it in heavy sarcophagus
usually it is like few coffins

T-thanks. With webm is even better than gif.

>learn about mummies in school
>immediately think of this
DELET

??? i know "mummification alive" (dry body, removed organs) makes no sense, but otherwise it is kinda accurate, they 1st place her in small coffin, then lock in heavy sarcophagus. sarcophagus design was not really accurate to egyptian, but looked cool and evil for movie.

there were rumors about ginger being buried alive as sacrifice

>there were rumors about ginger being buried alive as sacrifice

Kek even the ancient Egyptians knew gingers didn't have souls

>Kek
what an [un]fortuneat use of word.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kek_(mythology)
>egyptian god of darkness, male form shown as froghead

These eyes. Glad they didn't wrap her completely. These eyes give so terrified looks.

I bet her tushie makes some pretty silly sounds