If mutants were real and you were born one, would you join Xaviers X-men and fight for peaceful co-existence with humans, or would you join Magneto's Acolytes and fight back against humanities oppression?
Joining the Morlocks and living in the sewers or trying to blend in and go about your life are also valid options.
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Bullshit up a fake origin story.
Dont get involved in Mutant affairs and maybe be a solo hero.
It would depend on a lot of things.
If I had a really subtle mutation and my life were otherwise a good one, I might just go about my business and never let anyone know what was up. I'd just go about my business and if possible use my powers in subtle ways to make my life better whilst engaging in anonymous online discussion about pro-mutant issues.
If I had a subtle power and my life were really shitty? I could see myself siding with Magneto and company out of resentment and a frustrated sense of entitlement. Doubly so if I had a really obvious mutation like horns or wings or something.
Now if I had a happy life up until the point where I manifested some really obvious and glaring powers, I think I'd go to the X-Men with the idea that fighting for a future where guys like me could just go back to living that nice life someday without racial stigma might seem more appealing to me.
Honestly, assuming I'm a human-looking mutant? I would lie and claim to be the product of weird science.
Alternatively, I'd claim that I'm an Inhuman. (Seriously, what's the difference between Inhumans and mutants? Didn't Quicksilver get time-travel powers from Terragenesis?)
Mutants are born, Inhumans are made. Also i'm looking at this thread more from a 90's angle where humans were the vast majority, mutants were still hunted and feared for just being who they were, and super powered people like the Avengers were still somewhat in the minority.
would depend on a bajillion factors, especially mutation. Ideally I'd just get flight and become a sky hobo who picks fruits from trees.
I mean, humans can't even peacefully co-exist with other humans so I can't imagine Xavier is on anything but a fool's crusade
On the other hand, it's not like killing all humans and making a mutant society would be any better. You'd still get power struggles and all the other bullshit that makes me unable to tolerate people. So Magneto can fuck off.
Morlocks seem incapable of taking it easy so that's another no go.
X-Men. Fighting for peaceful co-existence and against oppression are not mutually exclusive. Also, cuter girls.
>implying you'd get someuseful power and not something shitty a la Tri-Face John
I get the impression that while mutants would just get annoyed if you were found to be lying about your X gene, Inhumans might actually imprison you or worse if you lied to them that you were an inhuman
something that starts off shitty can often be pushed into something useful if you trigger a secondary mutation.
If I´m still human looking, I´ll just go living my life as usual, If anybody notice my powers I´ll just lie saying that a radioactive hobo bit me.
I'd join magneto.
I prefer freedom and hanging around more interesting people than mall brats that think there can be peace among humans and mutants (there cant).
If I couldn't get ahold of magneto and my power was physically impassable as a normal person, I'd just hang in the sewers.
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I would love to live in Xavier School but I probably wound't get involved in any of the heroing bullshit
Do I actually join the X-Men or one of their satellite teams?
X-Men have a better track record of actually surviving. Or at the very least getting resurrected.
Acolytes and Morlocks die by the dozen
> Your powers are seeing through illusions and creating copies of yourself.
Well, the former isn't useful. The latter is questionably so.
But that school gets blown up every single week. Is safer to get a private tutor.
>Your powers are controlling electricity, prehensile hair, shooting energy beams, and manipulating light.
I´m not sure how prehensile hair would work for some one with a short haircut.
I'd probably join the marauders.
>Also, cuter girls.
Oh yeah, I forgot this.
If it means I can hang out with Pixie, I'd probably join the x-men.
it would probably depend on your power-set they might not even want you as fodder
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If the mutations shows up on my appearance, maybe Xaviers X-men. But if it doesn't change my physical appearance at all, I would likely use my powers for my own gain. Like who's going to notice.
>Your powers are super memory and manipulating emotions.
Muah aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
>Your powers are creating force fields and high jumping.
DIE FLATSCAN SCUM
>the ugly weak mutant with a useless power being bullied by jubilee and the other girls
Magneto take me pls
>Well, the former isn't useful.
Nigga, depending on the limits of your power, you'd be really useful against magic users, telepaths and shape shifters.
Magneto requires you to work
Xmen is a school and only official members are allowed to join in the fight
It all depends on my mutation and power
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i'M A FETISH! I guess it's time to use my powerset to cash in and whore myself to internet weirdo's. Probably not that many field uses.
But user they have X-Gene detectors.
It's only a matter of time before you get dragged into X-Men nonsense.
What if a human got a blood transfusion from a mutant and the blood stayed there, the person himself in a symbiotic state with the powered blood?
X-Men, if I try going solo, horrifying shit's going to happen to me to keep my plotline interesting.
With the X-Men I can try and slide into the backdrop, and do my bit without ever being a prime target for a dramatic death, or other bullshit.
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Wow, looks like I'm the mutant version of a pair of jumper cables.
Sup Cyclops, hit me with your punch beams so I can help Storm fuck up that guy over there.
Exactly, as soon as the sentinal programs are rolled out a bunch of the stealth loner mutants are fucked.
I was going to stay I don't think thats how powers worked, but then I remembered all the times Wolverines blood was used to rapily heal crazy injuries. Hmmmmm
> "Your powers are manipulating metal and manipulating gravity."
Hey Professor X, I really appreciate you letting me join the X-Men, I'll do my best to fight to protect a world that hates and fears me. Now before all that, I know you're fiflthy rich, so do you mind if I borrow your Amex Black Card?
> In before I invetiably find out Magneto is my Dad. (And then not again)
It could be interesting, specially if a non-mutant adult suddenly has to deal with being a "mutant".
And maybe the issues of a foreign 'body' in your system
>immunity to most toxins
Practical but mundane.
Secondary mutation roll! >Ultraviolet Manipulation
Skin cancer and cataracts? Not on my watch.
It all really comes down to what power I'd get as a mutant, but also whether or not Xavier is being portrayed as a legit caregiver who is honestly trying to make a better world of coexistence opposed to the Machiavellian schemer who got numerous X-teams killed, mind wiped his prize student to forget about that. I'd be even more wary of Cyclops if he's running things and his comic history is intact. No good would come of that.
Magneto's position and modus operandi is usually fairly consistent, only it's "scheme and kill/dethrone humans" all the time and I don't want to live in the fucking sewer either just because I developed scales and dragon's breath powers.
So an on the level Xavier would be my go-to, and if he was really a scheming chump, then fuck it. I'd go start my own peaceful co-existence group and not make a fucking task force unless it was *absolutely* necessary to train kids with laser or tornado powers so they don't up and kill people by accident.
This.
Make up a story involving aliens or radioactivity, become a superhero and worry about not bigotry.
So I would "pass" as they say. If I'm a mutant too ugly to pass I'll say I'm an alien.
>Your powers are controlling electricity and withstanding extreme heat.
Ah, this is a power set ripe for bullshittery while also giving me survivability against most of the post firearm scifi weapons deployed against mutants.
I'd be a great asset to the X-Men or the Acolytes. Hell this is the kind of ability that could have one run with the Brotherhood, the MLF, or just joining Shield as a search and rescue specialist.
"I can sense the bioelectric energies of survivors and rush through the flaming wreckage toward them unharmed,"
"Ha! The energy weapons these Sentinels are throwing around are starting to tickle, better fry their circuitry,"
"The clash between mine and Magneto's power is generating microwaves and heat. Let's see who can stand that backlash longer,"
Seriously, Shield might be a good option.
Humans at large are legit evil in X-Men world, so yeah I'd fight them
>Your powers are freezing things and withstanding extreme cold
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>I'll just pretend I'm an alien
Does anyone in the Marvel universe actually do that? Sounds like you'd have a hard time selling the ideas to your immediate family.
Speaking of which how would your own family react to the new that you're a mutant, Sup Forums?
>Your powers are manipulating shadows and controlling air.
I guess they could be useful, I could pretty much take out bigger foes by controlling the air and suffocating them I suppose.
The Morlocks doesn't sound too bad except you have to be ugly to live there and they'll fuck your face up just to let you join them. I don't really give a shit about Xavier or Magneto, i'd just live life the way I want and probably occasionally use my powers to steal what I need just to get by, though wouldn't hurt anyone.
Super Leukemia Man needs money for his Terrigen Chemo treatments.
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Whatever, I got my own harem/army. Why do I need to care about mutant bullshit?
Only Magneto. Fuck the Cuck-men
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>pokemon basic attacks are the literal example of my power
>Just fuck my shit up tier
Time to deny I have any powers at all while secretly training in hopes of bringing out a secondary mutation.
Whichever side has hotter bitches
Decided to use both generators to make things more interesting and wow, what are the odds.
I guess I wouldn't join anyone because I'd be too busy sitting at home crying. Just like real life!
Whatever side gives me the best chance at fucking Rogue
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I'd join the X-Men.
Higher chances of survival by far, a wealth of qt muties, and I guess they're doing the right thing.
I have more loyalty to pic related than Xavier though.
>If mutants were real and you were born one
Mutants are real. Not everyone is born with all their bits put together right.
Your powers are creating copies of yourself, super strength, and creating fire. i am a god
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So wait, I'm a magical version of Magneto? Would he even let me on his team or would he be all 'I'm already the master of magnetism go fuck yoursef.'
Fuck it, I'd probably still join up with him, if only to avoid being the guy on the x-men who constantly has to undo his fuckery/lose magnet fights to him. Maybe I'd borrow his plans for Asteroid M and just fuck off into space.
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I'll always know he truth. Plus, I can use it as a energy attack.
I'll be "Elohim".
shit i got dubs so now i get more mutant juice
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the fuck is this, i'm some sort of green lantern powered by being a dick?
holy fuck, I join magneto's side and we actually win. fuck you flatscans, make way for the homo superior!
this, got hit by a radioactive truck or something
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Give me a superhero name Sup Forums
>implying you have any real pride
>Implying you're not just posturing to cover up your numerous insecurities, like the average bigot.
Gotta have something to have Pride for it to mean anything, boyo!
I can be proud of all the humans I murder with my god like powers.
X-Men. All the girls dress like strippers and Storm is an outright exhibitionist.
>Your powers are creating force fields and detecting lies.
I think I'd be a low key street hero and fighting for whichever side happens to get to me first.
>The power to control others via food. Technique of Food Manipulation. Variation of Hypnosis.
The only thing I'm sure of is that I'd abuse the shit out it. For better or worse.
Brainstorm
Mindspark
Spasm
NONE OF THESE.
I would instead start my own group where I would use my and my team's powers to increase the economic capabilities of my country, creating more work places for everyone, increasing the technological progress of my country and showing how human lives can improve if mutants would be given a chance at actively improving society.
Hell, imagine hospitals with gear that allows people to regrow limbs ala Wolverine or heavy duty equipment based off Colossus's powers.
Why doesn't humanity study mutants and create tech based on mutant powers is something I'll never understand.
So you'd be every non-x-man/non-brotherhood group of mutants that gets stomped to death by sentinels or whatever other antagonist of the week they have at the beginning of an event that sets wolverine on a revenge bender?
Do the Sentinels have any jurisdiction beyond the US borders?
Ask Genosha.
Those were Wild Sentinels though.
It didn't seem to impair their ability to fuck up a bunch of mutants though.
But they are real. I cant stop getting these digits
Darn.
And how about the rest of the world?
Most of the time we see Americans attitude to mutants.
How are the tolerance levels in other countries?
Would Latveria be the safest place for mutants if I work for Doctor Doom? The Sentinels wouldn't be THIS stupid to attack Latveria right?
>Your powers are shooting energy beams, super hearing, transforming into a liquid form, and a prehensile tail.
What power don't I have?
>Random superpower generator
>Your power is seeing remote events.
>How You Got Your Superpowers
>You received them when a laboratory experiment involving a wild owl went wrong.
Thats too perfect.
Instead of what I think it meant with "remote sensing", basically ESP, far-viewing, being able to psionically spy on people in another country, I'd say this "remote viewing" is the Proportional Eyesight of an Owl. Telescopic and microscopic vision, superman's sight without the x-ray component.
Image would be my superhero name
All this would depend on my power level and who approach me first.
If I'm able to warp reality and can't control it I'm taking the first offer I get to fix it.
If I'm just shooting beams of electromagnetic energy when I fart I likely just live a gasX life and refuse both of them.
>Your powers are super balance and manipulating light.
The second one seems OP, first one means I can do gymnastics?
>Your powers are draining life energy, creating copies of yourself and projecting illusions.
I'm playing both sides and pulling Xorn level bullshit
I would use my powers to live a quiet life.
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>Your power is manipulating gravity.
The best kind of power.
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My power is Enhanced bite..I'd join anyone who would have me. My superhero name would be tony robbins.
controlling air, flight, and telepathy. Controling air and telepathy sounds like a fun combination
>Soul-Bound Entity
>The power to gain creatures/entities that are unique to users and bound to their souls.
>Secondary
>Magic Immunity
Fuck the mutants, me and my Stand are going to harass Doctor Strange.
>Morlocks
fuck fighting for peaceful co-existence with humans or fighting against humanities oppression?
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I ask Namor for permission to pretend to be Atlantian so I don't get shit for being a mutie, and join the Avengers.
>Your powers are near-invulnerability to physical damage, reading minds, and shooting energy beams.
Well, I think I'll be fine. I'll just try to blend in and be an amazing Bodyguard.
>Sense Client is in imminent danger.
>shrug off bullets like raindrops
>Shoot a couple energy blasts while nobody is looking.
>Profit
>Not joining the Friends Of Humanity
>Not yelling "NO MORE MUTANTS" until them mutant scum go deaf
what the hell happened with this place, when did you guys turn into mutie-loving faggots?
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Call Me Slap Chop.
I volunteer to dilute the mutant gene pool by putting a human baby in that one.
The premise of this thread is if they were real and if you were born one, fucknut.
So if you were born a mutant, you'd join the FoH?
>Your powers are freezing things, controlling arachnids, and an elastic body.
I could get a sweet pest control gig with my siderbros the other stuff would also be nice I guess.
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My life is basically over isn't it?
That basically just reduces my life to running from place to place as people try to make me a portable weapon factory.
Your powers are healing quickly, an enhanced sense of smell, and manipulating gravity.
i guess id be a good detective
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So basically I'm super fast, can "sort of" teleport, have lasers and constructs and can maybe some time/dimensional shenanigans on a good day.
Probably join the Xmen, it's one of those powers that I'd probably be having so much fun it'd be hard to be super angsty about race shit.
Probably start my own parcel delivery service or "airline" people would pay top dollar to get to their holiday in a second, no flight required.
Mostly I guess I'd just shenanigans, spatially displace, laser, or "Tachyon Force" the shit out of anyone who tried to fuck me up.
10/5
would mutie again
>Your powers are telepathy, withstanding extreme cold, and super navigation skills.
The fuck am I, a GPS?
How the fuck could they make you do anything? You can give the powers to yourself.
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wow. i guess I'm going with Xavier, not that I can be of any help to Magneto.
3rd option: a independent mutant corporation, I'll fly mutants outside the US in more mutant friendly countries like Brasil or South Africa were they can use their powers for profit and the common good.
Yeah, but then you'll be likely to be attacked by Wild Sentinels.
