RWBY/RT General #1076: ahaha.wav Edition

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bestest mom

>Yang just stays at home and pops out babies.

First for derp weapon

BEST GIRL

If by best, you mean most retarded, sure

You posted the wrong pic but I got you.

Wrong

Reason why Jaune has a Gun is because pretty much in the fanfic Technician he goes to Signal to be a hunter to follow his dad footsteps and in Signal he makes friends with Yang and Ruby then shortly after he goes to Beacon with Yang and Ruby

Honestly, given how maternal she is, and how much she's implied to like a good fuck, this probably wouldn't be a terrible outcome for her.

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Also the hottest

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But she's also implied to be enjoy thrills and doing crazy shit.

Posting Mojo's shitty art should be an instaban

>the blade magically shrinks
>then disappears entirely
monty pls

That song that plays during the Qrow vs Tyrian fight was really good. I can't wait for the volume soundtrack to be released.

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Nice hat Neo

(You)

So more?

>Magically
It looks like it's just being pushed down like an antenna.

what if blakes mom begges you to impregnate her while she was still able and demandinf that you degrade her and call her mean racist things during sex because she gets off on humans lording over her and treating her like an object behind her husbands back and then weiss ate a millipede

WORST GIRL

That's where the sex comes in.

It collapses and folds in ways that only someone with metal powers could do.

Might as well give him what he wants.

Didn't Monty say somewhere that's how Pyrrha made it work?

antennae have telescoping, that's perfectly smooth
it's just straight up disappearing like somebody's taking an eraser tool to it, and then deletes the rest.

I can't make out the lyrics too well, honestly. But nice to see Qrow have a song.

That's because for as overworked as he was Monty was still pretty lazy at points.

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Indeed.

Ruby x Blake x Zwei x Crescent Rose when?

Best Weapon

Pain
Is your reward for being near me
Fate
Would be afraid when I’m around
Flee
Before the tragedy that follows
Me
The situations I’ve survived
I’m a hole in light
I cannot lie
I will change the karma of your life
I don’t mean to bring you pain
But I will, just wait, I can’t explain.
I am no one’s blessing
I’ll just bring you harm
I’m a cursed black cat
I’m an albatross
I’m a mirror broken
Save yourself
I’m your bad luck charm

>Yang does all those autistic fantasies in greentext
>But it's for a perfectly in character Jaune not user.

are there any RWBY rewrite fanfics that are written better than the show?

Does she take the knot?

No, but Winter's tried everything on all known Grimm

Ironwood fascist takeover when?

That sounds familiar but I can't seem to find anything to confirm it.

Skimming through his twitter though I found this:

Wtf Sheena

Most of them.

Source

>Ironwood looking down to you as he's about to shoot

What the fuck is that

>Ironwood
>Fascist

Yeah those sound like they match up for the most paet and I like the theory about Qrow's bad luck semblance.

"Mom"

Seems it was for his cat allergies shortly after he and Sheena took in Noodle, the killer stray cat.

I want to ditch Weiss and follow Ironwood throughout his day. It'd be way more interesting to see how Atlas politics work

>Only just watched latest chapter
>More upset that my waifu was slapped/cried than anything that's gonna happen to Qrow
>tfw failed at my one goal to protect her smile

Do not cry for me, for I am already dead.

Did Yang pop out of her tight vag? Yeah? Okay then, she's her mother.

Jesus fucking Christ why. Why didn't Monty just say no.

She is never gonna develop is she?

Is this a snuff film?

>"mom"

TAKE THE KNOT !

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>I like the theory about Qrow's bad luck semblance.

It's interesting but that would mean he has two semblances or his semblance is a two parter. I like the idea that his semblance is the reason he told RNJR to stay back. His bad luck semblance activates while fighting.

What if at one point Jacques was reconsidering the direction he was taking the SDC but then the White Fang happened and he said "fuck it"

Do you want it to be?

shes the kind of mother that didnt even show up for her own daughters birth

Those shots look fucking horrifying. So not worth it for a pet. Fuck Sheena. Monty should've grown a backbone

/tg/ is a gift that keep on giving

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Now that I think about did Oscar get his aura unlocked by ghost Ozpin does Oscar semblance get replaced by Ozpin semblance also what the fuck is Ozpin semblance?

man i don't think you know how births work

The manga updates is reach Berserk tier

You read that shit in the first place?

Maybe it's not a semblance but a curse
If Salem is the witch it's always a possibilty

That's why it's so impressive.

Also, portals. Work it out yourself.

What if your waifu became an underground rapper known as "JJ Bankston" and in her music were instructions for children as young as ten and young adults to travel to Detroit to join the so called "JJ Bankston Army" or JJBA and she would eventually use said army to take over Detroit and establish her own city state?

>raven literally laid an egg
>left it on the bed with a note for Taiyang
>leaves

You know what?

I actually think I prefer the old design of Myrtenaster to the new one. It looks like a normal sword, and it seems like there might have been a gun function on it as well as dust, so Weiss would've had decent range

I'm willing to accept this as long as there's a way to break said curse. Maybe Silver Eyes could do it.

She's my waifu, I'd sign up for her army.

How much would the Yangfags lose their shit

But manga Roman is so fabulous.

man i think you dont know how jokes work

that too

lol

Where the fuck do I read them after chapter 11?

>tfw Cinder will never slap me

It's just not fucking fair.

It gave me more Roman

best reason to read the manga

What if your waifu ran screaming into your bedroom obviously under the effects of alcohol and mild altering substances. Pointed at you and screamed "YOU'RE A NIGGER!" and then seemingly at random as if she was addressing another person(although no one else was In the room) yelled "HE'S A NIGGER!". And then ran out of the bedroom and out of the house into the night

man how many levels of irony do you think i'm on right now
you can't even comprehend

do you think taiyang carries pictures of Yang's egg in his wallet

>tfw I'll never slap Cinder

She has a belly button.

Impale her with my mighty horns.

Catch her and punish her with multiple orgasms until she sobers up and apologizes for being retarded.

You must not like fun

She draws it with a marker every morning

of course she does
>it's not from the cord though
>it's her second vagina
>branwen genes do funky stuff to your biology

>punish

I keep imagining the sword shooting off when she pulls the trigger

Fuck off frogposter

>Weiss will never call me a dolt

I just want to be happy.

Keep being a do nothing bitch and nothing will change.

No